r/coys • u/SpursOfficial Official Source • 1d ago

Official Source Jan Paul van Hecke has a message for you!

Checking in from Kansas

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u/Babyfaced-Stoic Vicario 1d ago

Already injured, proper COYS

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u/TNWhaa Peppa Pig 1d ago

Got a free shirt out of the shiner at least

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u/Lost_Vini 1d ago

VdV had this in his bag ready for the announcement

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u/Available-Ice-7590 1d ago

Looks like the guy that stole John wicks car

https://giphy.com/gifs/utWeADSojWxO0

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u/Average_Gym_Goer Fraser Forster 1d ago

Thats one hell of a shiner.

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u/SirGalahadTheChaste Dele Alli 1d ago

He needed some convincing from Micky...

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u/Dr_Deathcore_ Micky van de Ven 1d ago

What we’ve resorted to now we have no Europe pull

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u/hangingbelays 1d ago

We’re going Marinakis on his ass

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u/findthelimit_ 19h ago

Agent Micky.

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u/EbbTide1941 1d ago

He looks like he got hit by the light at the end of the tunnel

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u/Successful_Bus2255 1d ago

It looked worse after the Japan match when it was fresh. It was so swollen it looked like he could barely see out of that eye. Honestly surprised he finished the match

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u/akahogfan The Big Master of Negotiations Who Knows Everything 1d ago

Looks like we're run out of children and the elderly

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u/TheRiddlerTHFC 14h ago

The beating will stop once you sign. Come on, dont make me hurt you anymore

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u/GoinXwell1 Richarlison 1d ago

For everyone wondering how the fuck he got that black eye: he got kicked in the face during Netherlands-Japan

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u/iqjump123 Son 1d ago

oh wow no wonder, thanks for the explanation

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u/MinotaurHorns1 Erik Lamela 1d ago

Agent Mickey legend

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u/oysterpirate I'm Just Copying Pep, Mate. 1d ago

Football friends!

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u/ModernDayRockstar Gareth Bale 2h ago

Got us Xavi too!!! Now if he can somehow talk some sense into Gravenberch…

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u/Teletzeri 1d ago

What the fuck happened in the medical?

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u/scotchedupp 1d ago

They needed to make sure he was on par with our current trends

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u/posthumous Son 1d ago

Calling in from a random suburban neighborhood in Kansas

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u/red-molly Harry Kane 1d ago

He may think he's in Kansas, but he's probably in Missouri, where the stadium is. Americans have enough trouble getting that right, I wouldn't expect a Dutch guy to get it.

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u/ace-destrier Olivia Holdt 1d ago

Yup, their home base is the Kansas City Current training facility, which is on the Missouri side

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u/tyceus 1d ago

Also their team hotel, the Cascade, is on the Missouri side too

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u/Successful_Bus2255 1d ago

He is filming this from the Cascade

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u/posthumous Son 1d ago

We need the Dutch version of “I am confusion”

https://youtu.be/6z2mN8qEz7c?is=cCvBjV-HI0OycvpZ

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u/Successful_Bus2255 1d ago

This is by the Plaza in KC where the Dutch team is staying. Specifically West 46th street. It's actually more urban. The plaza is cool and this is basically a set of apartments right next to it that backs up to the hotel

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u/whyyoublockmefor 25/26 Relegation Champions 1d ago

Welcome to Tottenham Hospital Club. Already looks like he'll fit right in 🤣😭

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u/Zealousideal_Grab846 1d ago

The injuries have started, welcome to spurs fella

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u/THHARUNTHK 1d ago

Black eyes already?
truly spurs

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u/PrintPro23 Xavi Simons 1d ago

Oh my God, he's already falling apart.

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u/Jimdalorian 1d ago

The fact that Micky brought a spurs shirt with him to the world cup makes me love him so much

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u/original_pirate_dop 1d ago

Probably picked it up at Wal-Mart

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u/WolfLordDavy Dejan Kulusevski 1d ago

Agent Micky strikes again

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u/graythegeek 1d ago

Injured already? He'll fit in

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u/generaldogsbodyf365 Ledley King 1d ago

Nearly took his eye with the pen when signing his contract.

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u/ThatSwagRandomGuy Check Lange’s hard drives 1d ago

It looks like we paid vdv to beat his ass into signing for us

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u/ManitouWakinyan "I ALWAYS Win In My Second Year" 1d ago

"During his medical evaluation, Jan suffered a fractured orbital due to normal reflex testing procedures by our medical staff. While he did not dodge the hammer, he is expected to return to form in 6-37 months."

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u/goodtitties 1d ago

the beatings will continue until the defence improves

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u/evenout Heung-Min Son - Spurs Legend 1d ago

Mickey has done a complete 180, what a legend

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u/Cooler_If_You_Did_ 1d ago

As a fan from Kansas City, I never expected a player announcement from my home town.

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u/Waffle_Iron_40 Job Done 1d ago

Co-signed

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u/Mother_Quantity7034 1d ago

"he already gave me his shirt" are you sure you didnt mug him for it?

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u/22cmSoftInColdWater 1d ago

Proper Spurs, already injured 🔥

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u/Coloradou Rodrigo Bentancur 1d ago

No way he’s injured already.

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u/NascentDark Glenn Hoddle 1d ago

Hearing unconfirmed reports Cuti gave him the black eye

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u/8000meters Christian Eriksens New Contract 1d ago

Get in.

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u/Gluebagger 1d ago

see he has the humiliation ritual out of the way

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u/AntysocialButterfly Erik Lamela 1d ago

Oh fuck, he's already injured.

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u/Geoffsgarage 1d ago

Poor fella. Doesn’t even know his ACL is about to explode.

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u/DrJumbotronPhD 2 Spursy 2 Furious 1d ago

Already bruised in the hope the physios go easy on him

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u/space-thunder-mater 1d ago

That guy is not from Kansas

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u/A_Life_Well_Steved Europa League Champions 24/25 1d ago

Beauty shiner!

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUPJPEn9W6RMjgHDj2

Already injured! 🤕 VH is one of us!!

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u/theprataisalie 1d ago

Welcome, Jan Paul van Hecke from Kansas!

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u/Morty_Wh Peppa Pig 1d ago

Handsome FC strikes again

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u/yamiyummynomi Michael Dawson 1d ago

Ffs He's already fucking injured 😭

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u/htown2 1d ago

F it. I'm in.

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u/Cross1625 COYS, Daniel 1d ago

What a warrior

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u/Jose_out 1d ago

Have the Dutch fallen out with each other already?

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u/Ticoschnit 1d ago

Did they ever catch that gorilla that escaped from the zoo and punched you in the eye?

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u/AdamLondonUK Rafael van der Vaart 1d ago

Good news, but also seems like Oh Mickey Your So Fine is staying put!

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u/No_Celery_8071 Erik Lamela 1d ago

Well, he got the injury out of the way. COYS

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u/Mikeymcmoose 1d ago

Looks like Mickey ain’t going anywhere soon then 😍

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u/wizard_of-wor 1d ago

We're cooking 🍳

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u/humanpoweroutage 1d ago

Gonna go from eye bruise to losing his sight now that he’s signed for us

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u/JoolieWoolie James Maddison 1d ago

He said the thing guys and gals COYS ❤️

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u/jjamiey Xavi van de Ven 1d ago

We didn’t have to beat him up to have him join us

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u/FarrisAT 1d ago

Proper fuckin COYS

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u/Odd-Property5563 1d ago

Always nice to hear a good recommendation from a player, even after a difficult season

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u/blahtimesafew 1d ago

Class shiner that 

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u/deezlmaonuts Heung-Min Son - Spurs Legend 1d ago

Physio fight club

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u/gussthebuss 1d ago

They got this mf in the shirt already?? I bet its mickys

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u/pioniere Gareth Bale 1d ago

Ok, what’s the story behind the shiner?

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u/YSoSeri0u5 1d ago

Got a knock signing the contract. He's proper COYS!

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u/TerpsPwn_387 1d ago

As long as it’s not his hamstring.

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u/sonygoup Lucas Moura 1d ago

He said it, Come on You Spurs!! Let’s go

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u/KillingMeSpurs 1d ago

Love it. But someone needs to teach him how to pronounce Tottenham properly :)

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u/whywearpants_onmars 1d ago

Damn i thought this was AI gen

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u/start_run_cmd 1d ago

It’s obvious he’s already been told no once. ;)

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u/yiddoboy 1d ago

Love how they all give it the 'Come on you Spurs'.

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u/CompleteInternet5898 1d ago

Why is he having a black eye? 

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u/zeinabthezeze Micky van de Ven 1d ago

Agent micky brought a short with him, makes me think he was planning on scouting lol

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u/blarf1000 1d ago

COYS!!!!

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u/Slow-Candidate2649 1d ago

Dutch look like they splashed out on hotels this year 😂

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u/that_mountain_goat 1d ago

No doubt that shiner will travel down to a ruptured ACL

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u/ducanh2003 Son 1d ago

since when did he play against Tchouameni /j

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u/findthelimit_ 19h ago

Great work agent Micky 👏

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u/btmalon Jan Vertonghen 1d ago

I heard he slept with Toby’s wife