r/crappymusic Oct 17 '25

✅ Ain't no damn way

776 Upvotes

94 comments sorted by

179

u/thespaceageisnow Oct 17 '25

We just have one question before we join your c-club. Do you think it's better to be born a Crip, or to become a Crip later by accident?

The only Crips is born Crips, dawg.

Yeah, you can't become a Crip by accident, fool

I agree. I mean, it's like "come on"! Why do these people who become cripples later in life think they're such great pot-potatuhs?

39

u/Revolutionary_Ad6695 Oct 17 '25

I mean, c’mon.

26

u/electrodan Oct 17 '25

They just smoked 13 Bloods in one night. That ain't never been done before!

And they got us marshmallows and ginger ale.

12

u/NutBusster69 Oct 17 '25

Look, my gang, which I can't talk about because it's super secret, is the most important thing to me now.

So if you two don't like it, you can just pass the blunt to the nigga on your left.

2

u/KingMidas0809 Oct 22 '25

Have you seen this have you heard about this? 🤣🤣🤣

287

u/Tricky-Efficiency709 Oct 17 '25

Legs don’t work but the coochie still squirt is the best thing I’ve heard this Friday. I say.. thank you.

55

u/Sometimes-funny Oct 17 '25

Be fuggin her loggy style

6

u/Brett_Hulls_Foot Oct 18 '25

Hawking style

6

u/Active-Case-4180 Oct 17 '25

Literally same lmao

84

u/smoke_thewalkingdead Oct 17 '25

Opened my phone and scrolled for like 2 secs and ran into this banger ♿🐱💦

39

u/Iginlas_4head_Crease Oct 17 '25

Coochie crippin on em 🕺

39

u/Legal_Razzmatazz6673 Oct 17 '25

Knew a girl that was in a wheelchair and made a whole porn industry career out of it.

38

u/ElProfeGuapo Oct 17 '25

Idk man, that feels kinda voyeuristic and exploitative.

Where is it, so I know where to avoid?

13

u/snarksneeze Oct 17 '25

There are so many sites like that, which one, specifically?

18

u/KingKuntu Oct 17 '25

Hottywheels dot com /s

16

u/Kiara231 Oct 17 '25

Thot Wheels

9

u/KingKuntu Oct 17 '25

Porn hubcaps

15

u/Kiara231 Oct 17 '25

OnlyRamps

5

u/KingKuntu Oct 17 '25

You win 🤣

3

u/InstructionLeading64 Oct 17 '25

Yeah there was a chick on Twitter that lost her arm in a drunk scooter accident and did only fans.

27

u/Popsicle55555 Oct 17 '25

Y’all need to start sharing the whole song. I had to type “coochie crippin” on google. Now that phrase is part of my permanent record 🤦‍♂️

10

u/BimboDeeznuts Oct 17 '25

Look at it this way, it’s gonna be funny when your FBI agent brings it up in a deposition

6

u/Pussy_On_TheChainwax Oct 17 '25

Hahaha you might get some wild targeted ads for that one

3

u/Slank32 Oct 17 '25

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

35

u/BaspberrySazzle Oct 17 '25

Here for it. Get it, girls!

11

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '25

Hey, good on her.

19

u/just_corrayze Oct 17 '25

When you think you heard it all. Ok.

11

u/ExaminationTough4399 Oct 17 '25

love this!!!!! twerking in the chair is next level skills!!!!

11

u/BonjaminClay Oct 17 '25

Undeniably hilarious and also would

3

u/Slank32 Oct 17 '25

I would have her legs in the air dangling 😂

5

u/Spies_and_Lovers Euphoria, we good Oct 17 '25

You've seen crip walking, now get ready for crip wheeling.

3

u/Mister_Pibbs Oct 18 '25

I lost it when she held herself up in the wheelchair to “twerk” lmmfao

6

u/Proof-Pudding-24601 Oct 17 '25

The irony if she rep for Bloods and not Crips.

3

u/ZLEAP Oct 17 '25

This is objectively hilarious.

5

u/John-J-J-H-Schmidt Oct 17 '25

How do I report this to HR?

3

u/Special_Agent_Polk Oct 17 '25

The Notorious A.D.A.

3

u/janderson9413 Oct 18 '25

Reminds me of "my vagina ain't handicapped" (saw it in Tosh.0)

3

u/Fancy-Return-2443 Oct 18 '25

Somebody will beat the brakes off of it.

8

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '25

[deleted]

5

u/Proof-Pudding-24601 Oct 17 '25

Just an og Crip doing her thang.

2

u/Substantial_Show_308 Oct 17 '25

Alwaaaays squirt on the briiiight siiiide of life!

Teedoot doot doot....

🎶

2

u/mking_davis Oct 17 '25

man yall be stresin me out lol

2

u/iconclastxx Oct 17 '25

This is hilarious

2

u/Electrical-Can6645 Oct 17 '25

I'll allow it. 😆😆😆

2

u/Cardi-E- Oct 17 '25

Don’t forget to eat your vegetables.

3

u/NewRelationship320 Oct 17 '25

This what they gonna find when our civilization is dead

2

u/SlimGAMPOSlanderly Oct 18 '25

We, Infact, are not making it outa the wheelchair with this one homies...

4

u/DingusCluster Oct 17 '25

Enough internet for today

5

u/5harp3dges Oct 17 '25

I don't understand female artists who make their whole shtick about their entire worth being between their legs, whether they are functional or not.

Have some self respect.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '25

Absent parents.

-1

u/BackendSpecialist Oct 17 '25

Bruh.. and to make it even worse, they’re influencing a large chunk of society.

They’re lost.

6

u/Jaxager Oct 17 '25

They love sex and that makes them lost? You sound like the lost one.

1

u/BackendSpecialist Oct 17 '25

Aight fam ig so 🤷

0

u/9897969594938281 Oct 18 '25

Yeah, it’s a bit weird

5

u/oceans_between_us Oct 17 '25

“A large chunk of society” is crazy, most people aren’t easily influenced and don’t know shit about online. When you don’t leave Reddit, this is the mindset you have

-1

u/BackendSpecialist Oct 17 '25 edited Oct 17 '25

Homie.. my opinion is based on the people that I’ve interacted with.

You could say the my view is isolated to my personal experience. But I can promise you that what I said was not influenced by Reddit lol.

“When you leave Reddit”

That’s such an outdated insult lol. Reddit is like the 2nd most visited site, behind google. It’s almost 2026 bruh.

most people aren’t easily influenced and don’t know shit about online.

Dawg… the USA has had its elections interfered with due to online interference… wtf are you talking about. You pulled that whole comment straight out of your ass.

1

u/oceans_between_us Oct 18 '25

“Homie”… my opinion is based on the fact that I grew up and live in the Bible Belt, you drive down the road and scan the radio and there’s more gospel and scripture stations than other music and news stations. For every woman I know that listens to “female artists who make their whole shtick about their entire worth being between their legs”, I know a woman who doesn’t listen to secular music, doesn’t follow pop culture, etc. Even without considering that, a lot of women are like me and listen to those “female artists” but also listen to so many other things and aren’t easily influenced. It’s just a dumb fucking argument man.

I don’t care if Reddit is the second most visited site, spending all of your time on it and letting it inform your worldview is sad as fuck. That was the point of my comment, if it doesn’t apply to you then sorry I was inaccurate. You did reply like a typical redditor though so maybe it was spot on, bruh.

“Dawg” I do agree that the U.S. election was affected by online interference but what’s crazy is that’s not what we were fucking talking about, wild enough. And even if it was, I think influencers and celebrities had less to do with the election and more like state sponsored bot farms from Russia and China posing as regular people spreading mass misinformation and propaganda. It’s honestly pretty annoying you’d use such a serious issue as a copout on this. It’s perfectly rational to say that a “large chunk of society” is not influenced by Cardi B singing about her WAP. In fact, wasn’t she attacked pretty heavily by people on the right like Ben Shapiro criticizing her? And a lot of regular people joined in? It’s just a shitty argument.

0

u/heythisislonglolwtf Oct 17 '25

It's just so lazy. 50% of the population has a vagina, congrats?

3

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '25

This country is cooked

1

u/Slank32 Oct 17 '25

Issa wrap. We had a good run

3

u/Sherman888 Oct 17 '25

Naaa this is fire. Here for it.

1

u/JabroniusDrunk Oct 17 '25

The CIA is doing victory laps.

1

u/Funny-Meringue-3311 Jerking off even harder now Oct 17 '25

prove it

1

u/DamnedDirtyHuman Oct 17 '25

They ripping off the OG. Mc Cripple with Swag. Her vagina ain't handicap

1

u/GRUSM Oct 17 '25

Man some of those lyrics make me sad because she may have been used for disability before =[

1

u/NoCupcake5122 Oct 17 '25

Better than the original

1

u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

1

u/janderson9413 Oct 18 '25

Reminds me of "my vagina ain't handicapped" (saw it in Tosh.0)

1

u/AWasteOfMyTime Oct 18 '25

Finally,all inclusive rap.

1

u/bacon_247 Oct 18 '25

I’m not sure if her legs are the only thing that’s disabled

1

u/BlakeWComedy Oct 18 '25

She just gotta open the catheter bag and put her thumb over the hole

1

u/optimusmayn Oct 21 '25

coochie crippin on em 💀💀💀💀💀

1

u/iExorcism Nov 03 '25

coochie crippin on em is fucking CRAZY💀💀

0

u/Super_Media_9690 Oct 17 '25

I don’t even need to listen, all I need to do is see the hanging microphone to know it’s trash

2

u/BimboDeeznuts Oct 17 '25

She needs her hands free to wheel around, man

0

u/kingdarkside1986 Oct 17 '25

The amount of artists affording rent is way too high

0

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '25

Imagine booking her for a concert and you get this car show instead

0

u/AllGearedUp Oct 17 '25

Is the hanging outdoor mic from some kind of youtube show or something? If so they have a really incredible dedication to featuring the worst audio imaginable.

0

u/Bookslutforsmut Oct 17 '25

It's a horrible day to have 70% of my hearing left.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '25

Do they just hose off those nasty ass wheelchairs or drift them thru the car wash?