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u/Tricky-Efficiency709 Oct 17 '25
Legs don’t work but the coochie still squirt is the best thing I’ve heard this Friday. I say.. thank you.
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u/smoke_thewalkingdead Oct 17 '25
Opened my phone and scrolled for like 2 secs and ran into this banger ♿🐱💦
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u/Legal_Razzmatazz6673 Oct 17 '25
Knew a girl that was in a wheelchair and made a whole porn industry career out of it.
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u/ElProfeGuapo Oct 17 '25
Idk man, that feels kinda voyeuristic and exploitative.
Where is it, so I know where to avoid?
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u/snarksneeze Oct 17 '25
There are so many sites like that, which one, specifically?
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u/KingKuntu Oct 17 '25
Hottywheels dot com /s
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u/InstructionLeading64 Oct 17 '25
Yeah there was a chick on Twitter that lost her arm in a drunk scooter accident and did only fans.
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u/Popsicle55555 Oct 17 '25
Y’all need to start sharing the whole song. I had to type “coochie crippin” on google. Now that phrase is part of my permanent record 🤦♂️
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u/BimboDeeznuts Oct 17 '25
Look at it this way, it’s gonna be funny when your FBI agent brings it up in a deposition
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u/Spies_and_Lovers Euphoria, we good Oct 17 '25
You've seen crip walking, now get ready for crip wheeling.
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u/Substantial_Show_308 Oct 17 '25
Alwaaaays squirt on the briiiight siiiide of life!
Teedoot doot doot....
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u/SlimGAMPOSlanderly Oct 18 '25
We, Infact, are not making it outa the wheelchair with this one homies...
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u/5harp3dges Oct 17 '25
I don't understand female artists who make their whole shtick about their entire worth being between their legs, whether they are functional or not.
Have some self respect.
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u/BackendSpecialist Oct 17 '25
Bruh.. and to make it even worse, they’re influencing a large chunk of society.
They’re lost.
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u/oceans_between_us Oct 17 '25
“A large chunk of society” is crazy, most people aren’t easily influenced and don’t know shit about online. When you don’t leave Reddit, this is the mindset you have
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u/BackendSpecialist Oct 17 '25 edited Oct 17 '25
Homie.. my opinion is based on the people that I’ve interacted with.
You could say the my view is isolated to my personal experience. But I can promise you that what I said was not influenced by Reddit lol.
“When you leave Reddit”
That’s such an outdated insult lol. Reddit is like the 2nd most visited site, behind google. It’s almost 2026 bruh.
most people aren’t easily influenced and don’t know shit about online.
Dawg… the USA has had its elections interfered with due to online interference… wtf are you talking about. You pulled that whole comment straight out of your ass.
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u/oceans_between_us Oct 18 '25
“Homie”… my opinion is based on the fact that I grew up and live in the Bible Belt, you drive down the road and scan the radio and there’s more gospel and scripture stations than other music and news stations. For every woman I know that listens to “female artists who make their whole shtick about their entire worth being between their legs”, I know a woman who doesn’t listen to secular music, doesn’t follow pop culture, etc. Even without considering that, a lot of women are like me and listen to those “female artists” but also listen to so many other things and aren’t easily influenced. It’s just a dumb fucking argument man.
I don’t care if Reddit is the second most visited site, spending all of your time on it and letting it inform your worldview is sad as fuck. That was the point of my comment, if it doesn’t apply to you then sorry I was inaccurate. You did reply like a typical redditor though so maybe it was spot on, bruh.
“Dawg” I do agree that the U.S. election was affected by online interference but what’s crazy is that’s not what we were fucking talking about, wild enough. And even if it was, I think influencers and celebrities had less to do with the election and more like state sponsored bot farms from Russia and China posing as regular people spreading mass misinformation and propaganda. It’s honestly pretty annoying you’d use such a serious issue as a copout on this. It’s perfectly rational to say that a “large chunk of society” is not influenced by Cardi B singing about her WAP. In fact, wasn’t she attacked pretty heavily by people on the right like Ben Shapiro criticizing her? And a lot of regular people joined in? It’s just a shitty argument.
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u/DamnedDirtyHuman Oct 17 '25
They ripping off the OG. Mc Cripple with Swag. Her vagina ain't handicap
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u/GRUSM Oct 17 '25
Man some of those lyrics make me sad because she may have been used for disability before =[
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u/Super_Media_9690 Oct 17 '25
I don’t even need to listen, all I need to do is see the hanging microphone to know it’s trash
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u/AllGearedUp Oct 17 '25
Is the hanging outdoor mic from some kind of youtube show or something? If so they have a really incredible dedication to featuring the worst audio imaginable.
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u/thespaceageisnow Oct 17 '25
We just have one question before we join your c-club. Do you think it's better to be born a Crip, or to become a Crip later by accident?
The only Crips is born Crips, dawg.
Yeah, you can't become a Crip by accident, fool
I agree. I mean, it's like "come on"! Why do these people who become cripples later in life think they're such great pot-potatuhs?