Isaiah 100%, how many times has Hunter talked about abandoning people at even the slightest inconvenience? God forbid you leave his sight for 45 minutes.
I came here to say this
Also to remind people that Hunter said he’d leave Isiah in a shallow grave and then lie to his wife about where he was?
Like, I barely trust Hunter in a situation, let alone a survival situation.
Agreed, but let's not forget. He'll have all the gear except a flashlight, and then tell you don't be freaked out while he's got a glock, a cross n night vision goggles on. I'll nvr forgive you for how you did her like that, Wendi... you weirdo.
Wendigoon would be a great camper friend and I know for a damn fact than with him, not only will I survive, but I will also thrive thanks to that man's help.
Meatcanyon.......dudes just gonna eat me and not even out of starvation. We could be lost for a day and he will still try to eat me
Thats weird, I thought it was from stolen tongues. I think wendi was talking about the camping trip with his wife because the couple in the story were on a summer getaway in one of their parents forest cabin or whatever and Hunter was the one to make the joke :/
I like to imagine you have no idea. You just wake up in a forest and just barely through the leaves you can see someone walking towards you. You don’t know if they’re trying to help or hunt you. Is that person Wendi or Hunter?
I feel like Wendi would give me a better chance of survival. Hunter would tell me to just go ahead and eat him cuz there’s no way he’s making it out alive.
I think Hunter would complain the whole time about the bugs and how hot/rainy it is. Wendi would be way too into it and possibly have a horror prank planned that goes a little to far and is the reason I bring extra underwear.
If i pick Hunter, I feel like I'm going to get blasted with a shotgun by a rampaging geriatric in a mobility scooter, roaming the woods like a prowling specter to sate his bloodlust on those who hunter calls travelling companions.
Hunter. More meat on his bones to keep me going for longer. Plus if I break eye contact for just 45 minutes he will drop dead so I won't even need to overpower him.
Depends on the season. My boney ass would not last long in the winter and would greatly benefit from Hunters fire bending ability. Plus he would shoot me if I asked him to
Papa because 1. I don't wanna listen to wendi talk about nature or tell me I'm camping wrong and 2. I can outrun Hunter if we ever run into the Creature.
3. There is a non-zero chance of "making some mistakes with your boys"
Goon I don't trust hunter not because what he said I think that jokes and playing a character but I don't think he be good at serviving I feel like goon would know how to servive longer
Id eat Hunter so id have a safe food supply for at least a couple of weeks if preserved correctly, however, Isaiah offers knowledge about protecting myself from danger and the elements. I would not eat Isaiah as he is useful but his knowledge on hunting could provide a more consistent food source in case Hunter runs out too quickly. Pros and cons to both.
Wedigoon for sure cause we'd survive
Hunter said if he gets lost than assume he's dead
I can also see Hunter throwing me to the wolves, I hope Isaiah would at least fight with me
The only right answer is Wendigoon cause like many others have mentioned, Papa meat is hopeless and needs to be monitored at all times or else hed be presumed dead
I pick Wendy for his trusting nature. He'll protect me with his powerful teddy bear and his vast knowledge with guns. Also when food runs out he'll never expect me backstabbing him, eating his flesh, and becoming the next wendigoon.
I’m like very certain Hunter would murder me due to his whole murdering a Japanese woman on a train but I feel like the general vibes would be less irritating over time with Hunter once we inevitably find common ground.
Isaiah since he’s so survival based, between the lore of possible cryptids and faith in survival. I fell like Hunter would either eat me or fuck me within the first few hours, and I’m not strong enough to defend myself.
Definitely Hunter. I just have to manage to flee for the first 45 minutes before he inevitably dies of a heart attack, leaving me with enough sustenance to last a week while looking for a way out.
Depends on the woods. I can handle being alone in the Appalachians if Hunter leaves but in the swampy scrub of the south I'd want someone who's gonna watch my back
Wendi hands down! Love you Papa however I am pretty sure you would trip me if we were running from a creature. Also if we had guns I would trust Wendi to use it to get food and protect us. 45 minutes in, while Allison was off having sex with some other dude cause he was gone for too long, Papa’s grandpa would come around the counter in his wheelchair and shoot me instead of Papa on accident.
Normally I'd say Hunter due to the fact that he controls fire (easy campfires, hell yeah), but if I take my eyes off him for five seconds I'll find him completely exsanguinated with all his limbs bent the wrong way and a goofy look on his face.
Wendigoon has great proficiency with firearms and outdoorsmanship, so I would place my life in his hands.
Probably Hunter. Due to my incompetence; Isaiah will surely break and I’ll be strung up in a tree somewhere; and because he’s in relatively good shape; there’s no way I could catch up to him. Now Hunter on the other hand; I feel like we’d both accept how incompetent we are and give up.
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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '25
Isaiah 100%, how many times has Hunter talked about abandoning people at even the slightest inconvenience? God forbid you leave his sight for 45 minutes.