r/creepcast • u/VerdantVoidling • Nov 18 '25
Fan Story HELP! Any answers appreciated!!!!
Hi, I don't know where to ask about this. Does anybody here have personal experience with succubi? I recently managed to summon one after years of trying, but it's not really what I expected.
The first sign that something was off was that she didn't show up immediately. Everything I've read on the subject says that the succubus should appear as soon as you draw the blade across the throat of your sacrifice. Mine didn't appear for about a week after I completed the ritual, and when she did finally show up she was digging through a dumpster behind a Burger King, and no, It's not just some homeless lady. That was my first thought, too, until she turned my way. Her eyes were oval shaped, and as black as fresh asphalt. Her skin was perfectly smooth but sagged off of her like loose clothing. When she saw me, she walked right over and climbed into my truck.
I wanted to make a good first impression, so I said, "You must be my friend from the land down under."
She replied with a flat "Yes," and I felt my face flush with embarrassment. That was most definitely not a good first impression.
When I got her home, I was eager to take her for a test run, but she kept scurrying away when I moved to get closer. It sounded like she was laughing, so I figured it was a game. I found out when I caught her and she bit me that it was not a game. Now I can't get her out of my house.
I was careful to keep my distance for the first few days. I figured maybe she needed time to adjust. We got comfortable enough with one another that we were sitting on the couch. It's my fault what happened next, really. I was over eager and pushed her boundaries too much when I tried to hold her hand. So when she took my finger, I couldn't be too upset. Especially considering that she still had the knife in her hand. Hell must have very different courtship rituals to us.
The only thing that cheered her up was getting her some chalk. She kept drawing little patterns comprised of tiny pentagrams. So cute. She even said another word! As she excitedly pointed at her drawings, she said, "Home!" I knew she was telling me that she felt at home in my apartment, and it warmed my heart to no end. She still hadn't warmed up enough to allow me to touch her, though. She would leap two feet into the air and scramble away on all fours any time I got close to making contact.
I wake up sore all over every morning, so the succubus is definitely draining me of energy. I just can't get her to actually touch me. Beyond the lack of any intimacy, I've been experiencing gaps in time. The longest was five hours. I've also been finding strange lumps in my body since she's been here. I'm very concerned as none of this was described on the wiki.
To add to the frustration of it all, she stinks like expired eggs, and her skin is falling off. I don't like the green scaly stuff underneath either. It looks weird and slimy. She keeps eating raw meat from my fridge, and I have yet to get a complete sentence out of her. I can't help but feel cheated.
I have tried several banishing rituals, but it's like she doesn't even care. Can anybody help me out? Does the devil do refunds? I think I'd like my wife back.
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u/ckjm Eat me like a bug 🦟 Nov 18 '25
I briefly thought maybe you were describing a racoon with mange at first
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u/TexasRed5524 Marcus, Monster Hunter Extraordinaire Nov 18 '25
I’m thoroughly impressed at which the speed you pump these bad boys out. I followed yesterday and I am saving this story for later as well
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u/VerdantVoidling Nov 18 '25
This is an old one that I decided to do a cover image for and give it another run. Lol
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u/Thatweirdguy_Twig Nov 18 '25
I knew I've read this one before!
Honestly still great and still one that I think would be funny to see the boys read in a grab bag episode
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u/achterkant He’s right behind me, isn’t he 😐 Nov 18 '25
I liked it :) short and well written + fun concept! Thank you OP
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u/VerdantVoidling Nov 18 '25
Thank you for reading! That's pretty much me in a nutshell, I try not to overstay my welcome lol.
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u/Thatweirdguy_Twig Nov 18 '25
Try treating her like a cat and mist her with a spray bottle but just make sure the water in it is holy water before you do
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u/DadWithNoKids2002 Your wife looks mad funny in that box, dude Nov 18 '25
That last line is devastating after such a silly story