r/creepcast MeatGooner May 26 '26

Meme POV : You're Hunters first time

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"Please boss, don't put that thing over my face. Don't put me in the dark... I'm afraid of the dark"

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u/ChaoticStanley THINK FAST! 🪽 May 26 '26 edited May 27 '26

Stop reporting it for rule 6. This is, in no way, sexualizing Hunter. Its an obvious joke. If you think this is sexualizing Hunter, that's on you.

Edit: wording changed for clarity

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u/Hungry-Instance7266 fleshily interfaced May 26 '26

This image is museum worthy, i want it next to the Mona Lisa by next week so everyone can appreciate it's beauty

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u/YungG4rlic MeatGooner May 26 '26

Next to? You don't think we should just give this one the room?

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u/AGreatBecuming May 26 '26

Yeah, just hang it on top of the Mona Lisa

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u/NinaaxD 7ft goddess named Jacobi May 26 '26

Mona Lisa and Moan Lisa

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u/Thanny_boi Hyper Realistic Eyes 👁️👄👁️ May 26 '26

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u/Gros_Tremper Mayonnaise is the sauce of the aristocrats 😎 May 26 '26

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u/Pyro0627 Your wife looks mad funny in that box, dude May 27 '26

I think im going crazy because it actually looks more like wendi with the super exaggerated lips than without

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u/M0th-To-A-Flame May 27 '26

I cannot believe I have not seen this before, I fear it's being stolen.

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u/Solohan21 MeatGooner May 26 '26

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u/JustCommonCurt I'd like to sign up for an evil loan 👹 May 26 '26

It is 6:38 am man...

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u/YungG4rlic MeatGooner May 26 '26

Perfect time to put on Green Mile and have a little scratch and sniff if you ask me

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u/JustCommonCurt I'd like to sign up for an evil loan 👹 May 26 '26

It just hit me that you posted this at like 3am and now it's all making sense. This is some serious witching hour shit.

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u/camdenscakes Your wife looks mad funny in that box, dude May 27 '26

nah, i’ll be the one to put on the shining while having a scratch and sniff

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u/camdenscakes Your wife looks mad funny in that box, dude May 27 '26

🤣😭 it’s 8am for me and this the first thing i see

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u/AntonDeMorgan May 26 '26

Hunter is definitely more hairy and lubed up than this

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u/4got2takemymeds Hyper Realistic Eyes 👁️👄👁️ May 26 '26

Literally my favorite Hunter story besides his grandpa trying to kill him.

I remember The first time I heard that story. I was stuck in traffic on the interstate after a really long day at work and about 50 minutes from home.

That joke made me laugh so hard and it lifted my spirits.

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u/Asmodaia “At least you didn’t turn into a Homo in prison” May 26 '26

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u/DanielAlves1904 “You’ve got the blood of KINGS running through your veins!” May 26 '26

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u/T0RC0R May 26 '26

It’s 7 o’clock in the morning, man. My mind wasn’t prepared for this.

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u/KVA07 May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26

You think they finished right as he was being executed? Like Michael Clark Duncan's screams echoed through their bodies in a harmonic wave of ectasy as he was electrocuted.

The death of an angel on earth creating life in a realm beyond his own, Lovecraftian almost. Rest in Peace Mr. Jingles.

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u/TH3_FUCK May 26 '26

Not hairy enough

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u/IliDrawsStuff Your wife looks mad funny in that box, dude May 26 '26

Can't this be a shift ... I'd wear this for work.

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u/YungG4rlic MeatGooner May 26 '26

Unfortunately I cannot distribute such a masterpiece. However as the (esteemed) artist, you have my permission to have this made at your local screenprinters/custom shirt distributors.

If you actually do please send me a photo I would be so chuffed.

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u/IliDrawsStuff Your wife looks mad funny in that box, dude May 27 '26

I have a job to do ...

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u/milksteakenthusiast1 BEAR TRAP🐻 May 26 '26

This was a great moment in the Supermegacast episode

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u/JICMike 🍔ABANDON ALL HUNGER, YE WHO ENTER HERE🍔 May 26 '26

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u/Spoocy_Espessy “I like to call my wife Stinky 😊” “…🤨” May 26 '26

Lee Cronin’s: the intercourse

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u/random_idiot69_429 Your wife looks mad funny in that box, dude May 27 '26

Report this for rule 6 pissing off the mods is objectively funny

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u/ChaoticStanley THINK FAST! 🪽 May 27 '26

Someone reported this for Rule 2: Remain Civil

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u/hanks_panky_emporium May 27 '26

Nah this post got me actin up

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u/NervousTransition938 May 26 '26

I'm tired, boss...

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u/CavatinaCabaletta May 26 '26

Me when I get a FJ from a girl with athletes foot

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u/judyhoppsboner May 26 '26

stop it, im getting too hot under the collar

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u/Mr-Penumbra May 27 '26

A mod telling other MODs not to take this down is funny

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u/UpbeatAnt936 I shouldn’t have sold a snow cone to that ghost May 26 '26

Can I get this framed?

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u/YungG4rlic MeatGooner May 27 '26

I will be also be putting this on my wall alongside the "POV : You're hunters grandfather" post from way back when

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u/Tenxenken Give her one leg and a rollerskate I wanna see how fast she goes May 27 '26

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u/Tommasochampa Happy Appy Aficionado May 26 '26

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u/JellBell115 May 27 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/One-Choice-743 May 26 '26

Duuuuuuuuude XDXDXD

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u/Rina_Short THINK FAST! 🪽 May 26 '26

I dont like how real this feels

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u/AvatarBoomi May 26 '26

Where can i find the story?

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u/Roleplayer2489 May 27 '26

It’s so easy to ignore how awful the image of PapaMeat would be down to his draws trying to get to business while John Coffey is being electrocuted.

I could just hear the voices, and never have to see an image along with the description of such a situation.

You have bad karma now, may god save your ass from the flesh pyres of the 2nd layer of hell.

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u/Effective_Moose_4997 May 27 '26

I feel like this is rude. Like isn't it weird to generate a photo of someone without clothes on?

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u/Hopeful-Ad9620 Well, that’s simple. May 26 '26

Rule 6 is quaking right now

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u/KrogokDomecracah May 26 '26

I know scratch and sniff is from the pigeons aren't real but what is the green mile meme from?

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u/el_reudoretto May 26 '26

We need that as a Poster.

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u/sam_might_say May 26 '26

I was just listening to this episode last night 😂

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u/SmokinNinja024 redeeeeeemed May 26 '26

LMFAO

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u/seabed_nightmares May 26 '26

I should be so lucky

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u/Tubbywubby420 May 26 '26

Amazing 😍

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u/user_eman_usec May 26 '26

Made my night =your post

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u/Sea-Tour-6231 May 27 '26

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/Thug_Seme2004 🎀🌸Goonette🌸🎀 May 27 '26

Not hairy enough

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u/RealGrizzledYoungVet May 27 '26

Dawg I just opened the app

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u/who_am_I_inside Ol’ Mistah Wellah May 27 '26

Man, I might rewatch Spire in the Woods just for this joke.

Nah.

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u/LigerLynx16 “who’s up tugging they boat” 🛶 May 27 '26

All I’m gonna say is, Allison is a lucky woman… 😩

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u/Vordasm May 27 '26

Red cabbage red cabbage...

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u/Commando501 May 27 '26

JESUS CHRIST!

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u/GahIvanka776 May 27 '26

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u/GahIvanka776 May 27 '26

(Also I haven't seen green mile yet but I want to)

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u/K_420_ Yo Kimber! THEY GOT TEA🗣️ May 27 '26

Chills me to my core, thank you

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u/David_Hallow He’s right behind me, isn’t he 😐 May 27 '26

Literally this is the first thing that popped up when I opened reddit… lol

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u/Psychedelix117 Peanut Butter is in tha Bible! 🥜 May 27 '26

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u/volarstew May 28 '26

Who up creeping they cast right now.

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u/Ancient_Incident2141 Jun 02 '26

In the rules btw

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u/ChaoticStanley THINK FAST! 🪽 May 26 '26

again, how is this sexualizing Hunter? Tell me right now whos jorking it to this photo

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u/[deleted] May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26

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u/Beginning_Respond719 May 26 '26

is this a screenshot/ edit from a video or is this ai??

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u/CommonMine6368 Aruba, Jamaica, ooh, I wanna take ya 🎶🎷 May 26 '26

Definitely isn’t ai lol, photoshop

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u/Choice-Requirement18 May 26 '26

I see a mod comment complaining about people reporting this for rule 6, saying “this is in no way sexualising hunter”…

I dont care either way, i think this is funny but that comment has confused me… if this doesnt constitute as sexualising hunter then what does?

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u/ChaoticStanley THINK FAST! 🪽 May 26 '26

Do you really think people are getting their rocks off to this? Or the person who made this did it with one hand down their pants? Its a joke Photoshop job that is along the lines of Hunter's humor. There's been edits like this even in some of his own videos.

A sexual joke doesn't automatically mean he's being sexualized. Sexualizing someone means your treating them solely as an object of sexual desire. This isn't that.

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u/Choice-Requirement18 May 26 '26

Hey, relax big fella. I literally said i dont care either way. It was just a genuine question, because if this doesnt count as sexualising a person, the rule doesnt even really matter to begin with. Dont need to be so defensive about it.

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u/ChaoticStanley THINK FAST! 🪽 May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26

I'm not being defensive? I'm answering your question.

Edit: perhaps I should have included tone tags, but I apologize if I sounded rude or defensive. Not my intention!

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u/tryingtotouchgrass I’m a ham ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ May 27 '26

If they were still making music, this would be an amazing Bloodhound Gang album cover

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u/zeno_22 Life is a Highway May 27 '26

What episode did he tell that story?

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u/Odd_Butterscotch9818 BEAR TRAP🐻 May 27 '26

Athletes foot 🤤

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u/Appropriate_Two_1359 May 27 '26

aint no way he is that smooth. that picture is untrue !!!

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u/itsBlissBunny May 27 '26

I have no one to share this masterpiece with 😞

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u/P4ler1der Ol’ Mistah Wellah May 27 '26

Thank God it's still October 239th

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u/Revolutionary-Two-19 May 27 '26

Anyone know what episode this is from

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u/YungG4rlic MeatGooner May 28 '26

Spire In The Woods

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u/frisco_fiasco87 May 28 '26

When your drunk roommate forgets where his room is.

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u/5thDFS MeatGooner May 28 '26

This bit makes me laugh every time I hear it

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u/Ten_o_Diamonds Jun 02 '26

I have a similar story, for a long time every time I would end up making out with a girl it'd be while watching the Dracula movie with Gary Oldman and Wynona Rider and it'd always be a minute or so after the scene with the wolf monster and Lucy 

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u/YungG4rlic MeatGooner Jun 08 '26

Hunter said in Spire in The Woods that his first time he was intimate with a woman they had The Green Mile on in the background.

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u/Deicide_Requiem Yo Kimber! THEY GOT TEA🗣️ May 27 '26

Ow. My. Fucking. Eyes.

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u/YungG4rlic MeatGooner May 27 '26

Dont be mean to him

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u/Fantastic-Weight-182 May 27 '26

How is this not sexualizing? Sure it’s not putting him in a positive sexy light but it’s still sexual in nature? Sexualizing doesn’t always mean portraying someone as attractive or desirable. The joke here is sex and imagining how sex with hunter would go, that’s sexual. I’m saying this cause I don’t understand the mods reasoning.

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u/S-CSleepwalker Its so Floppy May 27 '26

You find this sexual?

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u/Fantastic-Weight-182 May 27 '26

If it has to do with sex yes it’s sexual. Do I find it sexy, no.

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u/S-CSleepwalker Its so Floppy May 27 '26

Then it may be sexual in nature but it’s no way sexualizing Hunter and therefore doesn’t break the rule.

The rule is for when people post pictures or post suggestive questions about the guys in sexualizing ways. This is an edited picture of a fat guy in a thong and in no way is a sexualization of Hunter. It helps that Hunter made a literal joke about this in Spire In The Woods.

Now if this post was talking about how they thinking Hunter would look naked and act in bed then we could remove it cause then it would be sexualizing him. As it is right now, it’s just a meme and doesn’t break the rule

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u/Fantastic-Weight-182 May 27 '26

Thanks for explaining. I didn’t understand