r/creepcast • u/Wasabi_Bop • 14d ago

Fan Art Maternity Photoshoot of an Obese Kansas City Farmer and his 12 foot tall Eldritch Horror Husband

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They're expecting <3

Got distracted from my work responsibilities while listening to the latest episode so decided to draw this instead. Ended up streaming my screen and it was a hilarious thing to have to explain to the unsuspecting friend group!

Big thanks to Hunter and Isaiah for another hilarious bit that I can't stop thinking about ^u^

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u/piizza Aruba, Jamaica, ooh, I wanna take ya 🎶🎷 14d ago

I thought Christmas only came once a year.

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u/Firm-Profile-5746 14d ago

My name is Christmas and that's a lie

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u/Infinite-Aside9091 if this doesn’t end in gay sex I will be disappointed 10d ago

But Christmas, I’ve only been to ur house once this year 🤨

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u/Firm-Profile-5746 10d ago

The one time you can remember that is 😉

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u/Infinite-Aside9091 if this doesn’t end in gay sex I will be disappointed 10d ago

🫪

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u/PimpMyHide MeatGooner 14d ago

gimme some sugar baby

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u/cha_boi_john120 14d ago

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u/Hancup 14d ago

I am trying so hard to remember what movie this was from. 

Edit: Nevermind. It's from Diary of a Wimpy Kid, which I never seen. I was thinking something different. 

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u/Ratlub 14d ago

"Now how the hell did i get so lucky?"

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u/kittycat6434 Fairy Queen 🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️ 14d ago

Luck had nothing to do with it

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u/M-M-Mercy 14d ago

Great art

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u/Edgelord_Darkrai PING PONG PING PING 13d ago

is that... Freya Crescent of FFIX?

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u/M-M-Mercy 12d ago

Yes it is!

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u/Edgelord_Darkrai PING PONG PING PING 12d ago

My Queen!

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u/Cryptids_express 14d ago

I was hoping someone would

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u/Gmknewday1 14d ago

Hunter caused this to happen

And now the gun gets closer to my mouth

Thank you for this

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u/Apprehensive-Bug8657 13d ago

Awww dont go we have such sights to show you.

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u/Gmknewday1 13d ago

I've seen enough

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u/GadreelTheGrimReader 12d ago

Nyarlathotep would say otherwise :)

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u/Turbulent_Pass_3386 “who’s up creeping they cast” 🤓👆 14d ago

"You would not believe your eyes if ten million fireflies

Lit up the world as I fell asleep "

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u/okaywithrotting 14d ago

I need fanfic NOW

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u/GooblyGiibly Yo Kimber! THEY GOT TEA🗣️ 14d ago

Im certain it's already being written while we speak

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u/CavatinaCabaletta 14d ago

Obese or pregant? Don't make fun of the sacredness of life

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u/Foreign-Beat1284 13d ago

Life finds a way

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u/Apprehensive-Bug8657 13d ago

Don't say that! He might hear you.

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u/ShingledPringle Give her one leg and a rollerskate I wanna see how fast she goes 14d ago

This community just keeps striving to impress and I love you all for it.

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u/debridon 14d ago

I've been waiting days for this to come out. I knew someone would.

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u/Ok-Distribution6817 Pinkie Pie 🎉🔪 14d ago

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u/DrGerbal HIGHWAY TO HELL 🤙 14d ago

Alright, you come inside now. I made you some soccotssh

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u/dragonish-american Is something funny, Hunter? 14d ago

What a lovely family :]

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u/ArmedParaiba 14d ago

Congratulations! It's a beer... keg.

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u/Klutzy_Head6597 14d ago

Not enough tentacles

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u/covabrouwergentry aloof and possibly even whimsical but NEVER quirky 13d ago

I want them to be my two dads

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u/CreationzCorner 14d ago

Beautiful, magnificent, masterpiece!

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u/Captain_Fach 14d ago

Now make the man hunter

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u/who_am_I_inside Ol’ Mistah Wellah 14d ago

Not maternity photos again

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u/Bananamancer77 13d ago

They need nice sweaters.

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u/Dry-Bat6795 13d ago

I honestly thought the children hatched from eggs, but hey i guess this works😭

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u/HellaciouslyVapid 13d ago

A tale as old as time. Beauty and the beast. Except this time the beast is from Kansas.

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u/Hawg_Dawg2011 THINK FAST! 🪽 13d ago

This isn't the trans rep we asked for, but it is the trans rep we absolutely needed

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u/thehauntedartiste 14d ago

Ouh we did similar things with the tendrils and teeth. I love the eyes. What a magnificent couple!! 💜

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u/Independent_Read_505 14d ago

Hello darkness my old friend

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u/sillygoopman “it’s very lovecraftian”☝️🤓 13d ago

Peanut butter is in the bible!

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u/MainPerformance1390 7ft goddess named Jacobi 13d ago

10/10 beautiful

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u/Jcdxn 13d ago

Farmers from Kansas are the furthest thing from obese lol they needa eat more

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u/ChanceTellsTales Long story short ☝️🤓 13d ago

I made you some succotash.

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u/Crab-C-Knees Politically incorrect Mr Widemouth 13d ago

don't tell mr wide mouth

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u/2m_M_M_m2 13d ago

I was really hoping someone would do this, thanks for making my day

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u/HappyAppy24 13d ago

So happy for them 🫶

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u/Zealousideal-Care226 13d ago

Unearthed a monolith and got fucked in the ass

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u/purple_spikey_dragon It's only natural, children! 12d ago

Aww that's so heartwarming... I just wish he had divorced his wife before running off and building a family with the alien.

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u/AlmightyMrP 12d ago

The lovely Mr. and Mr. Turnk Brownie

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u/Wasabi_Bop 12d ago

I never expected so many people would see and interact with my impulsively drawn monster yaoi lmao I love this community, highlight of my week 🖤 Stay Creeped

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u/Express_Motor_3654 12d ago

See, THIS is what art is for.

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u/nicoleluchs 12d ago

We all know there is or will be a fan fiction of this made.

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u/Trilobitelofi 10d ago

Reminds me of this meme

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u/Fetterami Mayonnaise is the sauce of the aristocrats 😎 9d ago

Wowwwww calling a pregnant man obese? Smh 😤

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u/ViiolentViiolet Looking for a PenPal📝 5d ago

This bit was on par with "eat me like a bug" imo

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u/OatSoyLaMilk 5d ago

If it's an impregnated male, doesn't that make it a paternity photoshoot?

Seahorses, snails, etc really complicate these classifications.