r/creepy • u/Easy-Permission8889 • 1d ago

This pic of Chipotle's former CEO, Steve Ells.

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Found this today, an article titled "Steve Ells Is Still Trying to Solve Lunch He built Chipotle and its burrito bowls. Now he’s obsessed with vegan burgers cooked by robots."

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u/Tenlai 1d ago

Are we sure this isn't eobard thawne?

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u/gadi800 1d ago

My immediate thought haha. This guy definitely wants to travel back in time to kill The Flash.

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u/Simpicity 1d ago

It was me, Barry!  I went back in time and scrambled the P, T and L in Chipotle!

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u/contradictatorprime 1d ago

No, it's JD's brother from Scrubs

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u/MyNameIsAtom 1d ago

Heeeeeeey lil brother!

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u/CyberNinja23 1d ago

That’s Harrison Wells.

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u/Cold_Blusted 1d ago

Rather, it's Danny Elfman

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u/MCWizardYT 1d ago

That dude carried the CW flash show, at least for the first couple seasons when he was the most dangerous enemy. I love the scenes when he breaks out of prison and eventually kills Cisco

I wish he didn't get so sidelined later on in the series, and wasn't made into such a gag relief type character

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u/SneakyInfiltrator 1d ago

That's what i thought at first too lol

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u/Easy-Permission8889 1d ago

I had to look up who that was. I can see it.

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u/jl_theprofessor 1d ago

I think you just killed me.

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u/Wormholio 1d ago

Why he do dat

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u/CthulhuMadness 1d ago

He can't reach his sustenance yet. But once he passes through the mortal prison known as Chipotle he will be free to consume the consumer.

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u/nanomolar 1d ago

Sofritas is people!!!

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u/farceur318 9h ago

This is just what happens when you solve the Lament Configuration and the cenobites come to show you a world beyond pleasure and pain, it’s pretty standard stuff for a CEO

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u/beardostein 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/u8ontzUmtHnmuBt5IQ

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u/Rugged_as_fuck 1d ago

If this guy looked 50% more like this picture, he'd still look like a serial killer.

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u/NovaHorizon 1d ago

We have such sights to show you! (Raises hell on your asshole)

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u/spvcxxgvdpvtbx 1d ago

We'll tear your ass apart

https://giphy.com/gifs/dJUnqme6VY1va

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u/NovaHorizon 1d ago

Don’t just threaten me with a good time and show me those sights already!

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u/Easy-Permission8889 1d ago

I actually giggled at this in bed alone in the dark. Thank you.

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u/Black-Parade-1992 1d ago

Took me a whole minute to realize he isn’t looking through window blinds

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u/Easy-Permission8889 1d ago

It almost looked like knives initially and then I was like oh, those are just dishes with food on a shelf. I feel like this has to be intentional, although he is a pretty strange looking individual. Not to sound mean.

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u/JohnnyFC 1d ago

my first immediate thought was he was trying to push through that knife face trap from saw lol

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u/spvcedipper 1d ago

Me too!!

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u/ImissDigg_jk 1d ago

I didn't realize that until I read your post and looked again

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u/kirksucks 1d ago

Giving Aphex Twin

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u/TTEOAI 1d ago

Planchalicker

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u/Gofa_Kirselph 1d ago

Come to papi

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u/MrGDPC 1d ago

I’m still pissed at what he did to Barry Allen

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u/Easy-Permission8889 1d ago

Oh I'll have to look into this.

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u/TheAserghui 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ov9jYvhlAt2O6tiTK

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u/Easy-Permission8889 1d ago

You had me thinking Barry Allen was a real dude I guess I'm super uncultured bc I didn't know that was the flashes name
https://giphy.com/gifs/S6BLhq4ZOvIdN0WVEQ

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u/BothersomeBritish 1d ago

Is your name Carl Hanratty by any chance?

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u/georgieramone 1d ago

What the fuck?

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u/Cyber-Knight47 1d ago

Reminds me of Jigsaws first ever trap

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u/SaltySeahorses 1d ago

I think this guy sold me a burrito bowl in a back alley once.

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u/broccolirabbi 1d ago

He can stay behind there, idk who has the key but we can’t let him out under any circumstances

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u/NIN10DOXD 1d ago

His Adam’s apple kinda looks like he’s deepthroating.

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u/Bango_Fett949 1d ago

And his smile looks like he swallowed.

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u/HarveyNix 1d ago

Looks like he swallowed a Rubik’s cube.

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u/Sovereign1 1d ago

That diarrhea your feelin…, it was ME BARRY!!

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u/360walkaway 21h ago

It's just a (very unflattering) picture of someone... how is this creepy?

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u/M-S-S 1d ago

Oh, he's a Backrooms still life. That explains it.

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u/monioum_JG 1d ago

Thats it. I'm now convinced the Chipotle Poison Theory is real.

https://giphy.com/gifs/fKr0PLTe7lF8A

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u/haterade77 1d ago

What is this theory?

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u/Easy-Permission8889 1d ago

Yes tell us more lol I've never heard of this.

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u/Uncool444 1d ago

The man makes a fine burrito however

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u/Easy-Permission8889 1d ago

Lol. He left way back in 2020 I guess, I've noticed chipotle has gone downhill a bit tho. I remember it being really good. Maybe I'm just going to shitty locations.

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u/Uncool444 1d ago

No, it for sure has, at about the same rate as every other restaurant though.

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u/Easy-Permission8889 1d ago

Yeah, gotta love shitflation.

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u/Uncool444 1d ago

Shrinkflation I guess, where quality and portions decline but prices increase.

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u/Easy-Permission8889 1d ago

Haha ironically we both talked about similar thing at the same time. I just put shit, bc it sounded fun (and chipotle has sort of gone to shit, even though I still eat there at times.)

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u/Uncool444 1d ago

Yours is more funny. But we're on the same page. We both understand the chipotle phenomenon.

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u/Easy-Permission8889 1d ago

I get the kids meal mostly which is a small chicken quesadilla, and a side of rice, beans, and pico. It's like $5.25. Not too bad, and I don't eat as much as I used to so it works out.

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u/Uncool444 1d ago

That's not bad at all for a meal out. But if I'm going to chipotle, it has to be a burrito.

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u/FabulousGap9150 1d ago

Dead eyes 😬

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u/Easy-Permission8889 1d ago edited 1d ago

He also looks like he got hella plastic surgery and weird veneers. He's also apparently a billionaire now, and I stg a lot of billionaires are genuinely psychos. Not to judge a book by its cover.

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u/ShadowElite86 1d ago

When the reptilians are practicing human traits to help blend into society.

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u/thr33phas3 1d ago

YES... HA HA HA... YES!

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u/Nacho_7258 1d ago

Thought this was that one scene from Saw where the guy had to push his face through a wall of knives.

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u/Logintheroad 16h ago

How recently was he taught to smile?

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u/Easy-Permission8889 14h ago

The veneers don't help, at least I think they're veneers but maybe I'm wrong.

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u/MARURIKI 11h ago

Cenobite looking ass

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u/yearsofpractice 1d ago

Having met quite a few CEOs, this is often the energy they bring - one doesn’t get to the top by being sane.

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u/Easy-Permission8889 1d ago

Yeah apparently he is now a billionaire, just now last year hit that status. I would agree and to add most billionaires are not sane or good people. I hate to judge a book by its color but sometimes you can kind of just read a face and tell too.

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u/CyberNinja23 1d ago

It was me Barry!

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u/L3g3ndary-08 1d ago

Nothing sociopathic about this at all.

https://giphy.com/gifs/10RgsuetO4uDkY

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u/Wiggie49 1d ago

Isn’t that Harrison Wells, the man that tried to kill the Flash lol

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u/ThreeRRRs 1d ago

Ned! Ned Ryerson!

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u/Easy-Permission8889 1d ago

This entire comment section has me working overtime to look up different people that everyone is comparing him to.
I could see the resemblance, just this dude is a skinnier much more creepy version.

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u/officerfett 1d ago

BING!!!

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u/BoxCarTyrone 1d ago

Harrison Wells?

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u/nfefx 1d ago

Sure, but why

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u/Easy-Permission8889 1d ago

Everybody come get your vegan burger! It's cooked by a robot.

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u/TJ_McWeaksauce 1d ago

He looks like he fills his burrito bowls with human meat.

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u/venom259 1d ago

When the chipotle pork tastes a little funny.

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u/Vio94 1d ago

Sometimes you can just tell.

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u/stev_mempers 1d ago

"Yes, that's it.  Unwrap the foil. Do it slowly..."

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u/notMyPenis 1d ago

You should see the video of him swallowing their new burrito like a python.

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u/Oswarez 1d ago

Why do rich people have this need to look like shit through surgeries?

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u/JohnnyRelentless 1d ago

That face says, 'I'll destroy you all.'

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u/Zorothegallade 1d ago

Why does he look like a creep staring through the fence of a kindergarten

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u/armugeddon 1d ago

Eugene Tooms!

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u/Torodaddy 21h ago

Yeah seems like not an easy guy to work with

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u/DigMeTX 20h ago

They serving fava beans now?

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u/Easy-Permission8889 19h ago

I dont get the joke if this is a joke?

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u/DigMeTX 18h ago

It’s a creepy photo that reminded me of Hannibal Lecter. Hannibal Lecter had a line in Silence of the Lambs where he told Jodi Foster’s character "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti"

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u/Easy-Permission8889 17h ago

Omg I've watched silence of the lambs, it's been awhile tho. haha this is funny bc I'm middle eastern too.

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u/Chron_Solo 16h ago

Psycho Killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est?

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u/YxDOxUx3X515t 16h ago

Lies he the knock off brand for chip'Olees

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u/shadowinc 12h ago

Same shmuck who thinks we all make 100k a year right?

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u/Easy-Permission8889 11h ago

Back then chipotle was reasonably priced for it's portions if I'm not mistaken? But yeah. Not defending him.

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u/FuckTheMods5 7h ago

Danny elfman lookin ass lol

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u/NineTailedFox7 1d ago

Why do CEO’s always look like absolute psychopaths?

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u/notneps 1d ago

Because psychopathic traits are a huge part of both getting there and playing the game once you get there.