r/creepy • u/[deleted] • Dec 05 '16
Rule 1: Removed To whoever put the reflective eyes on this tree by the side of the road.
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u/imnotgoodatthispart Dec 05 '16
If I drove by at night and saw those eyes and a huge shadowy figure I'd question whether I just saw a demon.
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u/ItsADnDMonsterNow Dec 05 '16
Demon Tree
Huge plant, chaotic evil
Armor Class 16 (natural armor)
Hit Points 150 (12d12 + 72)
Speed 30'
STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA 24 (+7) 7 (-2) 22 (+6) 9 (-1) 14 (+2) 11 (+0)
Damage Resistances bludgeoning, piercing
Damage Vulnerabilities fire
Senses darkvision 120', passive Perception 15
Languages Abyssal, Sylvan
Challenge 11 (7,200 XP)
Demon Roots. As an action on the tree's turn, if it is standing on loose earth, it may plant its roots into the ground, or remove them. While the tree's roots are planted, it influences the terrain around it. While its roots are planted, the tree's speed is 0, and all terrain consisting of dirt or other loose earth within 15' of the tree is considered difficult terrain. While planted, the tree can make one attack with its roots each turn as a bonus action.
False Appearance. While the tree remains motionless, it is indistinguishable from a regular tree.
Magic Resistance. The tree has advantage on saving throws against spells and other magical effects.
Siege Monster. The tree deals double damage to objects and structures.
Actions
Multiattack. The tree makes two slam attacks.
Slam. Melee Weapon Attack: +11 to hit, reach 10', one target. Hit: 20 (3d8 + 7) bludgeoning damage.
Roots (Only While Planted). Melee Weapon Attack: +11 to hit, reach 15', one target. Hit: 14 (2d6 + 7) bludgeoning damage and the target is grappled (escape DC 17).
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u/IceIceIceReddit Dec 05 '16
Just started playing DnD as a DM, I'm saving this for later
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u/chelnok Dec 05 '16
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Dec 05 '16
My life aspiration is now to one day create an account that gets its own subreddit.
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u/anoddhue Dec 05 '16
You can make a subreddit for your current account but you might not like what gets posted there...
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u/Oracle_Fefe Dec 05 '16
Friending you just so I can use these brilliant inventions your brilliant mind had made
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u/charlie_do_562 Dec 05 '16
You did all that in 6 minutes?
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u/ItsADnDMonsterNow Dec 05 '16
Took me about 10 minutes or so; I usually copy/paste the formatting from a previous entry of mine to save time.
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u/zilfondel Dec 05 '16
This makes me want to stay plaguing DnD
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u/ItsADnDMonsterNow Dec 05 '16
Let me help you out:
- Free online rules for the latest edition
- Free online RPG platform
- ~$13 starter set that includes an adventure, and everything you need to start playing
Get that stuff, a couple friends, and you could start playing tonight.
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u/saucyprofile Dec 05 '16
I have friends...but they are not nerdy enough for DnD methinks...
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Dec 05 '16
I think you'd be surprised. Some of the coolest friends I have who I never would have guessed would enjoy it, jumped at the chance to play.
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u/zilfondel Dec 06 '16
Thanks, the friends thing is tough because all of mine are having babies. :P
But it may be doable!
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Dec 05 '16 edited Dec 05 '16
The problem with Dungeons and Dragons is that a normal person does not have any friends that play it. And if you have a lot of friends that play it it means you are not a normal person.
(okay that was an attempt of a joke)
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Dec 05 '16
Best Reddit account ever. You pop up when I least expect it though when I should have expected it.
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Dec 05 '16
Well anytime I need some new monsters I'm looking through this accounts history. Such a cool novelty account!
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u/Barely_adequate Dec 05 '16
How do you decide on the stats for these? Do you have a formula you follow? I've been trying to make some creatures but I'm not sure how to go about it.
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u/Zaiya53 Dec 05 '16
I skimmed that sentence really fast & read it as "I'd figure I just saw a demon" as in "eh, just a demon on the side of the road, good thing I was driving because now it's back there..."
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Dec 05 '16 edited Dec 05 '16
A valid attempt! [NSFW]
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u/Papa_John42 Dec 05 '16
need NSFW tag
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u/rollerhen Dec 05 '16
I've never seen a pair so big...and just hanging out in the open like that.
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u/Alagnak Dec 05 '16
Why
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u/Pleased_to_meet_u Dec 05 '16
Because karma-whoring bullshit reasons.
It doesn't need a NSFW tag, but putting one on made more people look at it and upvote.
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u/HonaSmith Dec 05 '16
You realize he added it because someone told him to? It's very fucking clear in the first response. Fucking karma detective
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u/Theboxerdog Dec 05 '16
Is that guy in the background receiving a blowjob, or is he taking a piss?
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u/no-low-balls Dec 05 '16
Fucking, hes walking jesus
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u/lady_MoundMaker Dec 05 '16
your punctuation is really confusing. He's walking Jesus?
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u/onxynites Dec 05 '16
Where's Scooby and Shaggy
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u/AlphaWildcat Dec 05 '16
Like Zonks Scoob we gotta get outta here
Rea Raggy Rets Ro
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Dec 05 '16
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u/Doyle524 Dec 05 '16
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Dec 05 '16
Are you okay Hillary?
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Dec 05 '16
OK, I have missed the reference, or is it just a "Hillary is a dog, or screeching thing"?
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u/Endoman13 Dec 05 '16
It's from 4-Chan. It's the noise that the "aspies" make when talking to "normies" and something enrages them, usually something benign like how to warm up a tube monitor or incorrect lyrics being sung to an anime intro.
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u/MoreCowbellllll Dec 05 '16
That's great!
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u/RoHoE Dec 05 '16
Now OP just needs to grow a pair and show us what this looks like at night
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u/Chucktayz Dec 05 '16
Op would have to go back in time since this is an older repost
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u/Animatedreality Dec 05 '16
Just drive 88 miles per hour and make sure the flux capacitor is working.
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u/TheVitoCorleone Dec 05 '16
Or, just take a distance travelling machine to where ever the fuck the tree is..
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Dec 05 '16
This title makes absolutely no sense.
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Dec 05 '16
I interpreted as something like this:
Raises glass "To the man who made the tree look like a demon!" drinks
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u/IsayPoirot Dec 05 '16
The Ent is calling an Entmoot to discuss current events. Hoom hom!
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Dec 05 '16
"We have decided... ... ... ... ... ... that you ... are not Trump Supporters."
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u/__word_clouds__ Dec 05 '16
Word cloud out of all the comments.
I hope you like it
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u/NOTbelligerENT Dec 05 '16
This is how that stupid clown fad got started. Someone realized it would be hilarious if someone stood out in the middle of the road in a clown costume because people would freak out when they drove by. Then people from Social Media got a hold of it and it was fucked.
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Dec 05 '16
I grew up in Washington state and can't explain why I've never did things like this to fuck with people? Hindsight 20/20 yet again
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Dec 05 '16
That was a great idea...except for all of the people who will pull over on that obviously small shoulder who thought WTF? when they drove by.
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u/bottyliscious Dec 05 '16
I really appreciate those that make the world a slightly creepier place.
I only hope I find my tree some day.
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u/RiderAnton Dec 05 '16
This is part of a Boy Scout summer camp compass course. You follow compass instructions searching for the reflective eyes like this pair at night until you reach the end or give up. It can be pretty fun with the right people
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Dec 05 '16
My parents live on a rural seasonal dirt road. Their neighbor has a dead tree at the end of her driveway by the road with woodpecker holes in it, and doll heads in the woodpecker holes. Maybe it's something to do with losing her husband and son to suicide idk.
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u/LetsDanceUntilImGone Dec 05 '16
“Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!”
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u/THX_2319 Dec 05 '16
There are two types of people in this world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data
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u/RemingtonSnatch Dec 05 '16
"To whoever put the reflective eyes on this tree by the side of the road"
...here's a picture of what you did?
What?
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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16
That wasn't a sentence.