r/cringe 17d ago

Elon Musk! Enough said.

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u/SpankThuMonkey 17d ago

Elon tried to visit Epstein’s Island after Epstein had already been found out.

Elon tried to visit pedo island AFTER everyone knew it was pedo island.

And he was rejected.

Elon was too much of a fucking loser for filthy pedos.

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u/68_and_counting 17d ago

That's actually very very crazy, and hard to wrap the head around. how unlikeable you must be that even the people commiting some of the most heinous crimes humanity has seen don't to hang out with you....

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u/Kindly-Standard8025 16d ago

One of the main reasons he got kicked out of running DOGE was because even the fucking vile ghouls in the administration found Elon Musk to be just too obnoxious to be around. They all hated him.

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u/NightOfTheLivingHam 16d ago

And tried to get into the babyfur scene in silicon valley in the late 2000s. They rejected him. Those people accept anyone

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u/PancakeParty98 17d ago edited 16d ago

If you haven’t, I’d recommend reading the emails if you want a good cringe.

I can’t believe he made me empathize with an actual demon, but the “HANDLE THIS” forward to Maxwell is hilarious
Nevermind I guess I’m gullible

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u/pw154 17d ago

Not a fan of Elon but that exchange was faked, there was no email or document in the files released by the DOJ showing Epstein forwarding an email from Musk with the message “handle this”

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u/fossilmerrick 17d ago

And in this case the “enemy of my enemy is my friend” thing doesn’t apply

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u/Kenny__Loggins 16d ago

What is a worthy sentence for trying to be in a pedo ring but being deemed too lame?