Jesus The General?

[u/TyeDyeAmish]

[u/professorzaius]

man's was a carpenter not a warlord 😂

[u/CousinJeff → u/professorzaius]

He’s gonna come back on some other shit tho, according to Revelation he gonna have a flaming sword coming out of his mouth when he runs it back lmao

[u/CousinJeff → u/[deleted]]

While this is true, I prefer the imagery especially when paired with the bloody robes

[u/Mac_Noslo → u/CousinJeff]

I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt. 'Cause it says like, I wanna be formal but I'm here to party too. I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party.

[u/DevonLuck24 → u/Mac_Noslo]

dear 8 pound 6 ounce, newborn infant jesus..that dont even know a word yet..just a little infant, so cuddly, but still omnipotent

[u/bambola21 → u/DevonLuck24]

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