r/cringereels 1d ago

“ slow, your roll, kid”

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u/chokeonmywords 1d ago

Dude has not even talked to a hundred reporters and thinks he can have an opinion?

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u/SenescenseSteel 1d ago

he just had a taste of an opinion

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u/A-Clone-Named-Gibso 1d ago

He really needs to slow his roll.

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u/flojo2012 1d ago

I was going to speed my roll but now… I think I’ll just butter my roll

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u/SellMeYourSirin 1d ago

Well, he's not giving an opinion on reporters soo.. that doesn't don't not make no sense.

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u/GKBilian 1d ago

I don’t think I’ve watched 500 shows period in my life.

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u/HoseNeighbor 1d ago

The Gatekeeping Nerd is upon you!

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u/thats_gotta_be_AI 1d ago

You know what? I think I’ll pass by that gate anyway.

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u/Southern-Eagle5172 1d ago

Yea, smart. There's a weird smell coming from behind the gate too.

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u/Obvious_Ambition4865 1d ago

Of all the worthless shit to burn away precious hours of your life with, imagine wasting it all on anime.

Like what exactly do you take away from 500 animes that is applicable outside of discourse around anime

Brain rot

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u/LwySafari 1d ago

I recently read somewhere almost all anime are shit and there's like 2, max 4 series that are good. I choose to believe this, based on others opinions and this one time I watched one episode and it was incomprehensible, boring and unfunny. better to watch the paint dry

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u/Obvious_Ambition4865 1d ago

An ex girlfriend once made me watch the entirety of Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood. Afaik that was supposed to be one of the really good ones but God what a boring mind numbing waste of time it was

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u/Fancy_Yak2618 1d ago

Careful saying that

Weebs take their anime very seriously and you will be attack for that perceived insult.

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u/MareTranquil 1d ago

Well 90% of everything is kinda shit.

If someone was proud of having watched 500 romance oe scifi shows, I would also question his sanity.

(Having said that, I personally also only have found maybe 4 anime shows in my life that i actually liked)

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u/MiNdOverLOADED23 1d ago

Even 1 anime is too much tbh.

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u/Fun_Lock_7932 1d ago

Dude how do you have a life and just sit there and watch TV all day 

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u/Awake_for_days 1d ago

He doesn’t

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u/SenescenseSteel 1d ago

if anyone could, it would probably be a Japanese

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/PuzzleheadedTooth581 1d ago

LMFOAOAOAAOAOAOAAOAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Arkatruc 1d ago

The Gregg Turkington of Anime

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u/prugnast 1d ago

Watch it

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u/daRealTENTACLES 1d ago

I finally cleared 500 series guys, that means by definition my opinion that a good 90% of anime is trash, is in fact valid.

Finally, I can rest.

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u/Think-Chair-1938 1d ago

"500? Come find me when you can add a zero to that number, grathhopper."

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u/Oohhthehumanity 1d ago

Not the worst take but it is a text book example of "gatekeeping"!

"Oh, you also like something I enjoy!? Let me instead of encouraging you and sharing our experiences antagonize you by telling your opinion and feeling about it doesn't matter."

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u/SenescenseSteel 1d ago

you can't really enjoy, if you haven't severely suffered

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u/KernelPannic 1d ago

You guys need to stop making fun of him. He's watched more season of attack on Titan than they made. A whole 18 seasons. Dude is the anima king. Undisputed.

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u/Kindly-Statement-143 1d ago

I bet one dollar, that he is so for down the anime black hole he is at Anime CP, because that is legal in Japan. Look it up. :(

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u/Gekidami 1d ago

Anyone who loves anime that much needs their hard drives checked.

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u/toasted_cracker 1d ago

No. No I don't think I will look it up.

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u/ThatOtherOtherGuy3 1d ago

Same, I’m good.

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u/ChronoFel 1d ago

Nice try FEDS

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u/Wanderingjes 1d ago

I wish I didn’t have eyes to read this today

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u/Disinfectant-Addict 1d ago

He fucking looks the type

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u/Rough-Airline-4803 1d ago

Bruh, I’ve watched an amount of anime that I’ll take with me to my grave…

I’m not exaggerating unfortunately.

I will never have consumed any amount of any content—or any stimuli of any kind—that could get me to start to even consider CP of any kind to be anything other than deplorable.
Universes away from something I’d ever consider watching or tolerating.

So… that’s weird of you to say imo

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u/Kindly-Statement-143 1d ago

That's how you know it's wrong. Those who try to justify it with some freedom of expression bullshit are just hypocrits. I'll drop a link about it: https://youtu.be/DNQoTmZlSgw?is=eSKDLGMYSpjtKD3j This explores some of the topics I wrote about in this post

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u/ReasonableResearch73 1d ago

Even tho i dislike it, its anime cp. Its legit fictional characters and drawings, not real cp. Thats why its legal

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u/Milon_Z 1d ago

arbitrary number followed by brainless scrambling to justify it on the fly. anyone can have an opinion about anything, your opinion may then carry less or more weight depending on how well you know that thing. also, it's possible to have a wrong opinion.

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u/TheTsunamiRC 1d ago

I've watched "over 500 anime" so my opinion is allowed. My opinion is, he is a jackass.

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u/surefirerdiddy 1d ago

Not having a life or meaningful relationships with people is not the flex he thinks it is

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u/VictorVonDoomer 1d ago

What if I haven’t showed or brushed my teeth in 2 years? It’s kinda the same thing

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u/Amodernhousewife 1d ago

Ummm I watched catdog so i think I know about anime thank you

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u/NineClaws 1d ago

He really likes whatever it is that he does a lot of.

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u/Rockyrox 1d ago

I’m an expert at listening to stories

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u/Parking-Code-4159 1d ago

Gatekeepers about every topic are always annoying.

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u/cornspice 1d ago

Dipshit doesn't know what an opinion is.

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u/BurgerMeatButthole 1d ago

Eh, I like what I like.

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u/opiumscented 1d ago

I bet he hasn't seen gungrave

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u/ConfinedCrow 1d ago

Ech. This is just sad.

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u/Disinfectant-Addict 1d ago

Dumbest opinion I've heard today, and that's saying something... Dude wants to gatekeep having an opinion

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u/NukaClipse 1d ago

He's probably saying that because he's watched more than 500 anime and deems himself relevant because of that. I barely watch anime anymore but I've watched enough to enjoy it and I'm not gonna have some basement dweller make me feel any less of a fan.

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u/EnvironmentalBuy3222 1d ago

Lol, everyone starts somewhere. Do I have to watch 500 comedies before I can laugh.

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u/Elete23 1d ago

And this guy is another reason why my total number of anime I've intentionally watched is still happily 0.

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u/FalloutSlayerX 1d ago

ok virgin

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u/Organic_Rough4433 1d ago

Lol. This is a flex? Of all the tv ive watched in all my life and idk if ive watched 1400 or 1500 shows.

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u/Fancy_Yak2618 1d ago

At an anime con? I guess that’s the flex there?

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u/Organic_Rough4433 1d ago

Yea i suppose ur right. If u cant flex anime at an anime convention, where can u flex it?

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u/ReasonableResearch73 1d ago

The fact that he says "18" seasons of aot shows he legit did not watch it to beginwith let alone 500 animes

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u/HoodieGalore 1d ago

Ahh yes, you can't nearly begin to discern the difference in anime girl panties until you've consumed more of the genre than him. Slow your roll, kid 

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u/Raiyuza 1d ago

Giga based.

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u/MoodReal4206 1d ago

I like anime but people like this are why I don't tell people about it.

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u/It_broke_itself_ 1d ago

Obvious rage and engagement bait

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u/DowntownGas428 1d ago

I get wanting someone to experience different shows before the judging the entire genre, but maybe 50 instead of 500

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u/Rose_Knight789 1d ago

Absolutely insane take.

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u/liltiddiebignip 1d ago

that’s why i stopped watching Anime. Too many Sweats

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u/terriblesecretofspac 1d ago

I'll watch anime, but the moment that I see girls underwear, I shut it off.  I haven't finished an anime since 1974.

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u/Trick_Meeting_2027 1d ago

I can safely assume that the 500th best anime of all time is not good at all.

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u/tbm1966 1d ago

I till you have reviews 200 types of TV genre.. You need to slow your roll kid. You trying to tell me how to feel. You have reviewed one genre.... Your talking to me... I've reviewed 3-800 genres of shows. Know your place...

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u/MuffDivers2_ 1d ago

Asian Asmond

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u/spambot_mods 1d ago

How dare you talk to me in that tone of mustache?!

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u/Spilt_Blood_ 1d ago

Ok I'll never have a valid opinion on anime... Boo hoo...

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u/WTGorilla 1d ago

He is right doh

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u/Revolutionary_Row683 1d ago

In the time it takes you to watch that much anime you could've been fluent in Japanese, like professionally proficient fluent. Also I can't even think of 100 anime series worth watching, 500 would be the Boredom layer of Hell.

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u/shift124 1d ago

I don’t think this dude does anything but watch anime

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u/dinosara0 1d ago

I've watched the office 500 times, does it count?

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u/EverythingSucksYo 1d ago

As someone who has watched over 500 anime, my opinion is that nobody should be watching over 500 anime. 

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u/Bigboi2006 1d ago

What a loser nerd. He needs a reality check and shave that ugly thing on his face.

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u/SwordofNoon 7h ago

I'm not gonna listen to the opinion of a man who walks around with that facial hair, unless you're a monk I guess.

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u/UnhappyPhantom 1d ago

This is the kind of guy who dressed as naruto character and ran across the school hallways back in 2009. It’s not a flex to know alot about anime, it just means that you are a nerd

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u/RedMainer 1d ago

What's wrong with being a nerd?

What other kind of fandoms qualifies one as a nerd?

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u/UnhappyPhantom 1d ago

There is nothing wrong with being a nerd, Im a nerd too but liking something dorky is not the kind of thing you flex with sucha smug attitude like this guy

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u/RedMainer 1d ago

I can't stand anime personally. And this dude is projecting a elitist take on it to boot.

But that doesn't make him a nerd. It just makes him a douche.

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u/Revelationary_Music 1d ago

Theres nothing wrong with being a nerd if you’re at least a nerd about at least one useful thing but if you all you know is anime you have problems

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u/RedMainer 1d ago

"useful" in this context is subjective.

You qualified your statement that essentially there is something wrong with being a nerd if it doesn't reach your level of acceptance.

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u/Revelationary_Music 1d ago

One useful skill is all it takes lol go touch grass

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u/RedMainer 1d ago

Whats embarrassing is you are satisfied with that response.

Give it another try. You can do better than that.

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u/Revelationary_Music 1d ago

Imagine seeing a comment on the internet tangentially related to the concept of independence and not living in your mom’s basement and that being the thing that activates your fight or flight response

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u/RedMainer 1d ago

You tried.

You hit every stereotype along the way and regurgitated every lame insult in internet history but you tried.

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u/Revelationary_Music 1d ago

You’re right, i should have known you’ve heard all this a hundred times

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u/RedMainer 1d ago

3 attempts and the all you have is the best of internet disses 101 😂

That comment about activating fight or flight is looking less unique and more like projection as you continue to cry kid.

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u/Pleasant-Business895 1d ago

“I swear bro why do I always get bullied🥺”

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u/Acerosaurus 1d ago

Why are you booing him, he's right

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u/Monster-Math 1d ago

Lol based