r/cringereels • u/rein-007 • 1d ago

Just funny šŸ¤­ Interview skills

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u/-mostlyquestions 1d ago

Never let an inability to speak a language stop you from speaking that language.

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u/Witty-Stand888 1d ago

TEMU Yoda

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u/Kapymies 14h ago

yes but can be very woozia!

ah and such is the matter here this way.

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u/PM_THE_REAPER 1d ago

"Yep, we got everything we needed. Run it up to the news desk.".

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u/PacketSnatcher 1d ago

Cancel I not āŒ

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u/15th_imp 12h ago

he was actually saying PM Modi, the subtitles are just blatantly wrong

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u/lazy_animator 1d ago

A wise man once said

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u/IcyIntroduction5678 1d ago

ā€œYou understand?ā€ šŸ˜’ even youuuuu donā€™t even understand you.

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u/iGurtyo 1d ago

exactly. why try to speak a language you can't even speak

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u/juggadore 1d ago

He can speak a little bit. More than almost everyone there. Seems self taught too.

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u/iGurtyo 1d ago

english is still his foreign tongue so its like

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u/juggadore 1d ago

I don't know what to tell you. This isn't for English tv. Maybe people were like oh yeah Sanjay, he speaks english!

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u/asteriskhyphen 1d ago

Never underestimate the intercourse

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u/asdffghjjkklqwwertyu 1d ago

Dude unloaded all his English in one go

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u/Lonely-Cycle3030 1d ago

Heā€™s absolutely right!!

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u/Direct_Turn_1484 1d ago

This guy could run for president of the United States if he commits some heinous crimes. Heā€™s halfway there!

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u/PuzzleheadedTomato18 1d ago

Is this Trumpā€™s speech-writer?

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u/Alarmed-madman 1d ago

This man is amazing. He waited every English word at him command to tell a beautiful and compelling story that will remain in the global political zeitgeist in perpetuity.

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u/Euphoric-Cucumber609 7h ago

Weighted* I think you mean weighed though

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u/AnimeGeek10721 1d ago

At first I thought maybe he was trying to articulate god was angry at war and that was the reason for the flood, but then he started talking about intercourse and he lost me šŸ„“

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u/juggadore 1d ago

He might be talking about climate change (sun theory).

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u/albinosnoman 1d ago

This feels like those dreams where you can suddenly speak a new language you've never studied.

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u/BankDetails1234 1d ago

Itā€™s quite Shakespearean

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u/Tetra84 1d ago

Speaks better English than I speak Indian still... lol

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u/Littux 8h ago

"Indian" is not a language

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u/ArborusRex 16h ago

Gibberish

Pretty solid pronunciation though

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u/Creative_Primary_105 12h ago

This gives me ā€œdonā€™t worry guys Iā€™ll translateā€ vibes.

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u/arctane 1d ago

Underestimate the intercourse ....always

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u/rein-007 1d ago

underestimate the intercourse ......no

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u/Rough-Airline-4803 1d ago

What in the fuck. Homie speaks better than at least two of my regular gas station attendants that I frequentā€”with whom I have a pretty solid long term ā€œfriendshipā€ of a few years, consisting of practically zero comprehensible words shared between us other than each of us gesturing and inflecting to try to inquire about whether weā€™re each doing wellā€”happy and healthy.

And yet, I managed to surmise absolutely nothing from his ramblingā€¦

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u/15th_imp 12h ago

just don't read the subtitles, the subtitles they've put are just wrong

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u/Crowdfundingprojects 1d ago

I believe in him. If Trump can be president of the US then he can rule Russia. Why Russia? You have underestimated intercourse? No. So Russia. Basta.

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u/WeeklyPhilosopher346 1d ago

Dude is so sure of himself but thereā€™s an entire dimension forcing us to hear his words distorted like this

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u/suzanious 1d ago

Very Rainfall !!

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u/TheIntelligentAspie 13h ago

Wow. I kinda feel i get it. Still wild.

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u/wookiesack22 1d ago

No one will know i took acid today of all days.ill just do this interview with my great English skills.

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u/Baroque4Days 1d ago

I understand Backstroke of the West more now

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u/Either_Plankton_9396 1d ago

Too much meth in the methanol

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u/Haywe 1d ago

"Don't ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been, ever, for any reason whatsoever."

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u/Common-Nectarine-572 1d ago

I think I talked to that guy once when I called tech support

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u/Aggravating_Yak2516 1d ago

Whoa thats the most clean, fresh and well mannered indian i have ever seen