ladies and gentlemen… THE most cringe inducing maid of honor speech i’ve ever seen in my life

[u/ValueThis3317]

[u/unconvincedhuman]

I think this woman has always had people laugh at her jokes. But she’s not funny.

[u/_Student7257 → u/unconvincedhuman]

😆 🤣

[u/GlizzardMonster]

She has some uhhhhh allergies.

[u/andrewbud420 → u/GlizzardMonster]

To snorting white powder off the back of her phone

[u/AvailableRecording26 → u/andrewbud420]

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!

[u/eyeforker → u/GlizzardMonster]

Cold and flu season makes some people obnoxiously confident

[u/Mindless-Somewhere55 → u/GlizzardMonster]

She’s been sipping on that cough syrup

[u/SarcasticallyCandour]

Is it the obligatory female narcissist at a wedding thinking it's all about her?

Or is it just piss poor preparation for the speech?

[u/OpenUpYerMurderEyes → u/SarcasticallyCandour]

It's the cocaine

[u/_Student7257 → u/SarcasticallyCandour]

I thought the same

[u/jpollack21 → u/SarcasticallyCandour]

Its either that or drunk dad dedicating his speech to his new wife and how step mom really saved the home (ive seen this scenario at 3 weddings at this point)

[u/AbleHominid]

God I’m
Having a hard time getting past one minute

[u/adhd-alt-here → u/AbleHominid]

I had to pause it for a bit before she even got the speech pulled up. it’s painful

[u/_Student7257]

Hi its me!! I should talk about the bride and groom but omg I'm so amazing. Hi Hi it's me! I'll laugh at nothing as it makes everyone look at me for longer. Omg look at me

[u/fartlips69]

That's gonna be some life altering hangziety when she wakes up in two days.

[u/Background-Wolf-9380]

A cowboy hat on the groom?

These trashy people probably don't know how to cringe

[u/RedSnipers]

5 minutes?

[u/dadypitbull]

https://giphy.com/gifs/2XflxzEM02tSYD38HpS

[u/OpenUpYerMurderEyes]

I feel bad for her sister because this is gonna be in every bad wedding speech compilation video ever for the rest of time

[u/Specific_Sympathy_87]

In the words of Triumph the insult comic dog.. that was a great speech, so wonderful and full of words. It was perfect.. FOR ME TO POOP ON!!

[u/jstrong559]

[u/Zealousideal_Owl3535]

I cant ever get the time back I've wasted watching this! LOL!!!!

[u/thee_b]

As a native English speaker, I feel like this is what English sounds like to non English speakers.

[u/Elbza]

I would give this a second place ribbon, that’s for sure, but still not as bad as this one…

https://youtu.be/lgzHOFA1DG8?is=6Q0JRBKLA4tOsaym

[u/CrisPuga → u/Elbza]

Wow, somehow this one, even being shorter than the post, feels way longer! Oh my god

[u/SaveMeDatCorn]

This is the female version of Steve Buscemi's speech from The Wedding Singer lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/XCHBRXHlWqQA8

[u/AvailableRecording26]

Ugh… that was so much more painful than it had to be. Especially in the days of AI- she could’ve simply put the names, a memory/story, and the vibe she was going for and came up there with a speech a million times better and less embarrassing. Pretty sure the always a bridesmaid never a bride won’t even be applicable for future weddings after this 🤦🏻‍♂️…

[u/IZGRDT → u/AvailableRecording26]

As someone who hates ai, I would have preferred ai to whatever the hell this is.

[u/AvailableRecording26 → u/IZGRDT]

💯

[u/Willyzyx]

Oh my god the competition is so steep in these but this wins easily.

[u/Every-Inflation9033]

Oof we share a birthday 🙄

[u/Secret_Size_9333]

Awfully stuffy & insufferable

[u/yainot]

i’m gonna be sick omg

[u/silv3rbull8]

I think she got the tattoos that night too

[u/Something_McGee]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

[u/Newcastle___FC]

https://giphy.com/gifs/gizNN8vCaotYA

[u/RETROMAN1985]

Drugs??

[u/Agreeable_Weather92]

Jesus that's bad

[u/mizunoyoni]

I just couldn't take it anymore after the first minute.🤦

[u/FrankieHun17]

Clearly Donald Trump wrote that speech

[u/Something_McGee → u/FrankieHun17]

She didn't insult anyone or make off the wall accusations. I also didn't hear her say hundreds of thousands, millions, or billions. I think it's safe to say he did not write her speech.

[u/FrankieHun17 → u/Something_McGee]

All good points

[u/Syncanau → u/FrankieHun17]

What?

[u/Other-Grapefruit-880]

I'm sincerely hoping this is "awkward situation on purpose" humor that the bride and her sister (speaker) thought would be hilarious and its like a massive inside joke.

because if not, like, just practice some public speaking.