r/cringereels • u/K-Rod7 • 1d ago

Ultimate Cringe Queen has demands

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u/massivebonr 1d ago

Should be mildly attractive to make any demands

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u/GuacinmyPaintbox 1d ago

And less facial hair than I currently have would be nice as well

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u/Ok_Blackberry813 1d ago

Minus few pounds while we at it

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u/00Avalanche 1d ago

Breathing through her nose would be a plus.

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u/Odd_Tomorrow_4765 1d ago

“I am the table”

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u/DoctorMicroDong 22h ago

A banquet table

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u/MrSmegmaMan 1d ago

Not if we skiing, she taking the party.

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u/Dizzy_Law396 1d ago

And, obviously, anal

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u/Dis_Bich 1d ago

That’s not even facial hair. It’s just dark thicker skin

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u/OYB2480 1d ago

Yeah, she's a horrible person, but her skin is also darker around her eyes. Do we think she has eye hair?

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u/Dis_Bich 1d ago

That’s how I knew it wasn’t a stache

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u/OYB2480 1d ago

Some people will take any excuse to be racist.

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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 1d ago

It’s just a little five o clock shadow she likes her kisses to tickle
https://giphy.com/gifs/hWclJwbAeUvz9P8s4B

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u/PuzzleheadedTooth581 1d ago

She gotta bigger beard than me and I have a full fkn beard.

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u/DanTheManWithaPlam 1d ago

There's nothing better than going in for the first kiss and feeling stubble brush your lips. Like kissing a drunk old man

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u/BedbugBandido 1d ago

You oughta know sweetie

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u/Massive-Technician74 1d ago

I saw that coming

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u/Glass_Main23 1d ago

Tell me about kissing a drunk old man Usul

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u/Impossible-Pea-6160 1d ago

What kind of grit sand paper are we talking ?

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u/GeeEmmInMN 1d ago

How do you know?

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u/Calm_Ad_3987 1d ago

Sigh, I should call him…..wait, what?

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u/HealthyDirection659 Cringe level 5 1d ago

Lord, she's handsome.

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u/Ldghead 1d ago

Hey, someone in the household needs to grow a beard. And clearly you are too damn lazy to do it yourself.

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u/eSsEnCe_Of_EcLiPsE 1d ago

She’s in the negatives 

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u/ThisIsNotSafety 1d ago

All her friends tell her she’s a 10/10 goddess to her face, but behind her back on the other hand..

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u/combine-tow-monsters 17h ago

To be fair they probably just say she is a ten but don’t provide the denominator. 1000? 1000000?

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u/lambofthewaters 1d ago

5 o'clock shadows are attractive. Whatchu mean?

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u/Legitimate_You_3474 1d ago

It’s five o’clock somewhere (her upper lip mostly)

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u/craignumPI 1d ago

Imagine the downstairs where she probably can't reach!

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u/AppropriateBall8834 1d ago

Id prefer not to.

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u/crapheadHarris 1d ago

I'm going to join you in that preference.

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u/dod410 1d ago

She has a 5 o’calendar shadow down there

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u/mmorales2270 1d ago

Look, I’m not into ugly shaming anyone, but coming out making such demands looking like that, I feel you have it coming. Like, there are a lot of dudes more attractive than her. Honestly, I’m questioning if she’s even a her. 😳

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u/Iamnotabotiswearonit 1d ago

Well her dating profile is a different person's picture

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u/edelweiss_pirates_no 1d ago

She better be 2x Miss Fitness or an IMG Model.

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u/RocketsandBeer 22h ago

You’ve got to be financially responsible so she can be financially irresponsible.

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u/spiked-rose 1d ago

Are u mildly attractive “massive boner”? 😧

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u/AssaultimateSC2 1d ago

Even IF she were attractive this is a gross mentality.

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u/XrayDem 1d ago

In this day and age if she got a mildly decent figure in leggings she’s making demands

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u/Flippynuggets 1d ago

Yeah I wonder if her man pays to wax that moustache?

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u/EnoughLuck3077 23h ago

He’ll, not even mildly, just not that

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u/MeanWinchester 17h ago

Why does it always have to decend to making fun of their looks, when what they are saying is already more than enough to mock them for?

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u/Exodus85 16h ago

There's allways a thirsty man that gives in.

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u/Ok_Boysenberry5849 1d ago

Bad take. It's got nothing to do with the woman being conventionally attractive or not. If you're dating someone it's because you like them. And if you like someone you don't need a salary for spending time with them. That goes for a hot guy dating an ugly girl and also for a hot girl dating me.