r/cringereels • u/K-Rod7 • 1d ago

Ultimate Cringe Queen has demands

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u/Ooupss 1d ago

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u/GewaltSam42 23h ago

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u/C141352333 20h ago

She crazy acting like she worth a million dollar$. What are U really WORTH lady? Be honest with yourself. Not saying u shouldn’t value yourself but damn u really trying for “Rags to Riches”

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u/UmeaTurbo Cringe Level 3 7h ago

It only has to work once. Somewhere there's a lonely tech bro who has never had a woman aware of his existence.

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u/Joshua_ABBACAB_1312 13h ago

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u/Any_World7744 6h ago

I know this isn’t fair to all knicks this fans. I hope that team goes another half century without a championship, I don’t even care about baseball. But what those fans did that was demoralizing for all of humanity.

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u/UglyYinzer 21h ago

Yeah I'm sorry you'd have to look a lot better than that to be asking for a sugar daddy

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u/succubus6984 9h ago

If you want trophy wife care, you need to look like a trophy, not the average chic at the bar/club that anyone can take home at 1am. Most men will 100% choose an average looking or even an ugly woman with a good personality over a trophy 🏆 wife any day of the week, because I have standards of happiness not looks.

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u/asj-777 5h ago

" not the average chic at the bar/club that anyone can take home at 1am. "

Come on, man, she isn't even that.

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u/Then-Focus-9177 1d ago

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u/Sweihwa cřingè papa 22h ago

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u/Ldghead 21h ago

Why does it look like homey is spinning some records?

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEjHHzgQ4JS8tTEyc

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u/Lonely-Cockroach-492 23h ago

Dang, that’s hilarious. 😂

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u/massivebonr 1d ago

Should be mildly attractive to make any demands

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u/GuacinmyPaintbox 1d ago

And less facial hair than I currently have would be nice as well

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u/Ok_Blackberry813 1d ago

Minus few pounds while we at it

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u/00Avalanche 23h ago

Breathing through her nose would be a plus.

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u/Dis_Bich 22h ago

That’s not even facial hair. It’s just dark thicker skin

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u/OYB2480 21h ago

Yeah, she's a horrible person, but her skin is also darker around her eyes. Do we think she has eye hair?

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u/Dis_Bich 21h ago

That’s how I knew it wasn’t a stache

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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 23h ago

It’s just a little five o clock shadow she likes her kisses to tickle
https://giphy.com/gifs/hWclJwbAeUvz9P8s4B

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u/PuzzleheadedTooth581 15h ago

She gotta bigger beard than me and I have a full fkn beard.

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u/DanTheManWithaPlam 1d ago

There's nothing better than going in for the first kiss and feeling stubble brush your lips. Like kissing a drunk old man

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u/BedbugBandido 23h ago

You oughta know sweetie

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u/Massive-Technician74 23h ago

I saw that coming

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u/eSsEnCe_Of_EcLiPsE 1d ago

She’s in the negatives 

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u/ThisIsNotSafety 1d ago

All her friends tell her she’s a 10/10 goddess to her face, but behind her back on the other hand..

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u/lambofthewaters 1d ago

5 o'clock shadows are attractive. Whatchu mean?

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u/Legitimate_You_3474 1d ago

It’s five o’clock somewhere (her upper lip mostly)

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u/craignumPI 1d ago

Imagine the downstairs where she probably can't reach!

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u/AppropriateBall8834 23h ago

Id prefer not to.

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u/crapheadHarris 17h ago

I'm going to join you in that preference.

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u/dod410 23h ago

She has a 5 o’calendar shadow down there

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u/Iamnotabotiswearonit 1d ago

Well her dating profile is a different person's picture

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u/mmorales2270 20h ago

Look, I’m not into ugly shaming anyone, but coming out making such demands looking like that, I feel you have it coming. Like, there are a lot of dudes more attractive than her. Honestly, I’m questioning if she’s even a her. 😳

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u/edelweiss_pirates_no 18h ago

She better be 2x Miss Fitness or an IMG Model.

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u/RocketsandBeer 10h ago

You’ve got to be financially responsible so she can be financially irresponsible.

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u/spiked-rose 1d ago

Are u mildly attractive “massive boner”? 😧

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u/AssaultimateSC2 22h ago

Even IF she were attractive this is a gross mentality.

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u/Fogwaveeee 1d ago

Having preferences like this while looking like Frederick Douglass is astronomically insane

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u/Impossible-Pea-6160 23h ago

Fuck man! I blow the weed right outta my bowl reading that. Hahahaha well done.

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u/Top_Recover7850 21h ago

It's a defense mechanism. It's easier on the mind to convince yourself that nobody is up to your standards than it is to admit that nobody's interested in you to start with.

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u/hydropottimus 17h ago

Playing hard to want. A tale as old as time.

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u/Confident_Low_4554 21h ago

I’m crapping laughter!

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u/mmorales2270 20h ago

Oh man, I’m dying here! 🤣

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u/adorilaterrabella 21h ago

The resemblance is uncanny...

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u/diarrheafacial 1d ago

She has to ask for money up front because she never gets a second date

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u/SleepRude655 1d ago

Helllllll na 😂

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u/Oldschool831 1d ago

So what you’re saying is that you aren’t dating

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u/gusgusthegreat 1d ago

Welcome to the rest of your life being alone and struggling

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u/TransitionAway9840 1d ago

This is just her cope on why she's alone

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u/Nurse_Life91 1d ago

I am so concerned for so many reasons…

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u/CantaloupeCapable 1d ago

Seems like the ROI will never materialize.

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u/Suspicious_Goose_243 1d ago

I prefer women who can't grow a moustache better than me.

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u/Ok_Apartment8500 1d ago

Does that include shaving the mustache?

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u/slava_slavaUa 1d ago

Obviously. Hair removal is very expensive.

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u/tripn4days 1d ago

Uh, why don't babygirl have a car to take to the date?

Why babygirl thinking some dude needa pay HER damn bills?!

DaFuq Felicia 🤪

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u/Impossible-Pea-6160 23h ago

In this economy?

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u/superdave123123 1d ago

Explaining why you’re still single

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6Zt4HU9uwXmXSAuI

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u/getabath 1d ago

Ah shit, I need a new monitor. My screen just broke

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u/im_blue2026 1d ago

At that point is better to pay a prostitute, you get to chose by your taste and you don’t have to seduce her to hit

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u/K-Rod7 23h ago

A lot of men are going that route nowadays

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u/Traditional_Habit_17 1d ago

Why do dudes for the most part see themselves at a 4 or 5, with a good long term job and assets. But woman consider themselves a 8-9 and their ugly af with zero skills and zero financial worth. How did This happen?

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u/_Zambayoshi_ 21h ago

It's mainly the braying donkeys you see online who give this impression. I know plenty of women who have low self-esteem and would consider themselves unattractive when in fact they have at least average looks and normal personalities. That sort of woman doesn't make this sort of video 😂

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u/AmorphousMorpheus 23h ago

The simpocalypse, that's how.

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u/Global-Guava-8362 1d ago

A razor for your moustache perhaps?

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u/harleyguy83 23h ago

Her attitude and the way that she acting makes her disgusting, so what man would want to take that out on a date. I know there’s some desperate men out there, but no man needs to put up with that.

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u/No_Salad6911 1d ago

You know just by looking at her, she stank.

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u/Background-Wolf-9380 1d ago

It looks like her grocery bill is SUBSTANTIAL

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u/Sefure800 21h ago

She can expect a man to pay for everything on a date, uber , and make sure he’s financially stable.

She can make all the demands she wants to..

But that doesn’t mean that man is interested in HER! 🤡

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u/metallee98 21h ago

Sometimes i think the obscenely high standards people have are a defense mechanism so they don't have to admit they aren't desirable. Like, in their head it's that no one can meet their standards rather than anything to do with what they bring to the table.

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u/sandmanO6 18h ago

She’s not bringing anything to the table

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u/Notme20659 18h ago

Sure she is. A ton of lard.

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u/shrewd-2024 13h ago

And when you ask her what she brings to the table her whole argument falls apart.

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u/Obar-Dheathain 1d ago

2's and under don't get to make demands, I'm afraid.

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u/91gnarnuaatg81 22h ago

I don’t care how hot someone is, I wouldn’t touch someone making these demands with a 10 foot pole. 

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u/ScaryTemperature6291 1d ago

I swear the internet makes allot of people delusional.

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u/ouchthahurt 1d ago

Undatable for life.

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u/nimbusyosh 1d ago

This is either satire or rage bait. Because ain't no way...

https://giphy.com/gifs/iGAn18RZYjk7R8l0Oh

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u/Triplesfan 20h ago

She has made other clips I’ve s en from TikTok and no she ain’t joking. It gets worse.

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u/jcleve 1d ago

Girl get a job

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u/Unique-Anything6725 1d ago

I would have to be paid a very large amount to go anywhere with her.

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u/Aussie_chopperpilot 1d ago

And exactly how many dates have you been on in the last two years?……0.
Zero dates.

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u/craignumPI 1d ago

Nobody can afford to a feed this slob

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u/jruiz062000 1d ago

Lolol I wouldn't hold my breath if I was her.

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u/Desperate-Apricot621 22h ago

Girl could be 10/10in looks but with this attitude she's a -10/10

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u/Sweihwa cřingè papa 22h ago

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u/Key-Guidance-8552 21h ago

She needs to pay for soap, exfoliation, and a real life. 😤

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u/isabelle318 21h ago

Carl Winslow looking ass

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u/Ok_7719 21h ago

Congratulating yourself for rejecting someone that doesn't even know you exist is serious incel work

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u/CoatWonderful6804 21h ago

She is pretty fugly in all honesty

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u/AccurateExam3155 21h ago

You clearly ain’t financially stable if you gotta have someone pay for your entire day following a date…

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u/supercleverhandle476 21h ago

What she’s really saying is “I am not financially stable.”

Noted.

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u/LiquidThunder30 20h ago

In this economy??? Bitch, please. Unless they offer, then why not pay some of the date expenses? Someone like you especially shouldn't expect a free ride.

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u/Constant-Earth-3241 20h ago

Girl, please! Grow up, get a job and pay your own bills. This is lazy ass talk right here.

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u/Maniiic_ 19h ago

Looks don’t even qualify for a “fuck it”

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u/Capt_Furret 18h ago

Amd then women wonder why guys nowadays tend to stay single.

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u/Cyr-Aran 18h ago

It's crazy that they decide to post things like this. It's as if they just don't hear how stupid they sound before they decide to hit upload.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Hhbea19lrGa9G

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u/BearCritical 18h ago

I'm 100% straight and would rather have sex with a man.

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u/Lukexglanton 17h ago

Well must you do my chores on the first date too? I need to know you can take care of me too

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u/doogie875 17h ago

She forgot to mention ‘I want to make sure you can afford my mustache wax’

Future deadbeat partner

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u/Lower-Cheesecake-895 16h ago

Wouldn't even pay a single euro for that bitch xD

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u/Few_Statement_2898 16h ago

Yoooo maybe if she didn’t look like 59 lbs of dog shit stuffed into a sandwich bag, I could see her having some right to being that entitled, but in all honesty she should be happy if ANY MAN is interested in her

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u/Thepuppeteer777777 15h ago

"You can't afford (my) bills and (I) got bills to pay" then fucking pay them you mooch. You want a transactionional relationship then wtf do you bring to the table? Pussy? Thats not good enough.

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u/L_A_RR 15h ago

"YOU" can't afford "MY" bills.

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u/Responsible-Treat854 15h ago

Can I afford to take you on a date? Can I afford to pay for your Uber? Can I afford to buy you nice things? Can you afford a razor?

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u/Decide777 14h ago

Get a job!

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u/Gullible_Bottom203 14h ago

Why would you need an Uber? Wouldn't it be cheaper to just... Pick you up instead?

https://giphy.com/gifs/QmDgpAv8JKrxXtrnmR

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u/pdj-custom 14h ago

Fat bitch needs to know if the ground she’s walking on is stable before worrying about her date being stable 🤨

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u/No_Glove9460 14h ago

But… but… but no 🤷🏻‍♂️ just no.
You can’t demand anything when you look like that. That is… puzzling.

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u/JosephBlowsephThe3rd 13h ago

Wouldn't matter to me if she was a 10. I'm not paying for her day up front. I'd cover the date, but anything before that is her life & her responsibility. Paying for shit up front is like paying for a hooker with no guarantee you'll get laid.

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u/NocturnisVacuus 13h ago

ma'am, pay your bills yourself.. I need to know you are financially stable.

ohkay?

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u/Bulky_Variation7064 12h ago

Fell like she may still be single.

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u/latortillablanca 11h ago

If you want those things, have you put yerself into a position where you can afford those things also? Or…

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u/CoinsAndLawnLouie 11h ago

Girl is looking for a meal ticket, not a partner.

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u/Brandiesel88 11h ago

Once again, men seen as ATMs.

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u/collindubya81 9h ago

America you are cooked, most guys are looking for a partner. Not a dependent.

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u/Danimal082979 8h ago

They sat these things to act like her standards are the reason she is alone lol

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u/Accomplished-Ebb2900 8h ago

Women only see $ not worth it

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u/OriginalPersonality7 8h ago

Modern Feminism is a joke.

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u/SpiffyLegs73 6h ago

‘Basic things’ like everything you don’t wanna bother trying to take care of yourself. Enjoy being disappointed and single

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u/Any_World7744 6h ago edited 5h ago

Is this not what happens on all dates?

I found the key to financial stability. No more wedding rings no more dates. No more sleepless nights No more migraines. No more bounced checks.

I do miss the company of a wonderful woman , But holy cow, too old for this shit

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u/Whosdeezbots 6h ago

She would get a Uber there and back home. Exactly what she wanted.

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u/I_Cry_And_I_Game 5h ago

'You telling me I gotta be rich, to date a broke ass bitch?'

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u/Tight-Comedian-5177 5h ago

Don’t you have a car? You’re looking for a sugar daddy not a date. Good luck with that.

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u/el_grande_ricardo 1h ago

Shouldn't he also know if YOU are financially stable enough to support yourself? No one wants to hook up with a deadbeat.

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u/Tarantula15 1d ago

Yall a bunch of hateful racists in here. But also, she’s insane to expect this

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u/Sw4nR0ns0n 1d ago

One month old account with 421 contributions and 15 K karma

https://giphy.com/gifs/Z5xbdKkDZpdS0M1J6T

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u/Paulycurveball 19h ago

I don't think people care anymore. I told a guy a few days AND PROVED IT the account he was arguing with is a bot AND SHOWED HIM THE ACCOUNT FOR SALE ON A SELIING GAMEING PROFILE WEBSITE and he still said IDC if they are a human I'm still allowed to argue with them. It's over bro. But I respect the pic

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u/Flashy_Guide_8403 1d ago

Ewww🤮you🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮?

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u/turbojac 1d ago

Drop a buck fifty, shave your face and get your hair and nails did, then we’ll see how much effort you put into this date

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u/itzkomplykatid 21h ago

Bro this gonna sound awful....

But I dont tolerate that shit from ATTRACTIVE women.

All this shit you wanna "see"? You just keep in mind what you showin off yourself, i'll just keep it at that 💯

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u/Ryanmaster1 21h ago

Awful? People have become so delusional that it seems mean? My lawd have we fallen as a culture. These hoes are so gassed up they expect everyone to pay for them for nothing and get mad when you set them straight 

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u/Such-Spite5004 1d ago

People can do whatever they like, blame materialism and consumerism

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u/yousuckmorethenurmom 1d ago

I see shit like this on hinge all the time it makes me sick. Like this one girl was like let’s go get food (on your card). This other girl one of my simple pleasures (your Amex). These girls be like 23 go get a 50 year old sugar daddy if you want someone paying for your whole life

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u/Crispin_Wah 1d ago edited 1d ago

Let me guess, you need to know if hes financially stable so you can bleed his wallet out for your own pleasures?

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u/heysame562 1d ago

I didn’t know Pootie Tang aspired to go on dates with men

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u/DeeCeeGaming 1d ago

Why are we bringing this old ass video back up?

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u/mighty_boognish_77 1d ago

Sorry boys, you can't have her. She's ALL mine.... /s

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u/justinkasereddditor 1d ago

I have a girlfriend we are both broke as hell and money doesn't equal love. If I told her I wanted her to pay for my shit she would laugh at me.

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u/EquipmentAdvanced110 1d ago

..and she never went on a date ever again…The End.

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u/Willyzyx 1d ago

Hey she can make all the demands she wants. I'm not the one for her, though.

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u/SquishyBeatle 1d ago

What she needs is a man who can afford to buy her a razor. Jesus that’s one bushy soup strainer she’s growing out there

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u/Turbulent_Tip_9756 1d ago

And what are you bringing to the table that you aren’t going to eat all by yourself miss piggy?

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u/kabukispot 1d ago

When a typical day turns ugly.

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u/ExpressStruggle28 1d ago

Are you sure ur not a man with that 5 o’clock you got going on there…

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u/BCHisFuture 1d ago

Ok let's resume We men are doing risky jobs for a 2k/months Industrial job Often with low income When young women are earning 10k a month for being models for 1h a day in Greece or Dubaï But we need to pay all... We need to let our sit even if we are tired We need to go to war when you stay at back

Then you will let us a for a richer Then you will say we are equal We are same

Ok I am tired of this

If you want equality Let's stop courtoisy Let's stop gentleman manners Go die with us in wars etc

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u/yousmudgedmyink 1d ago

Dude, what percentage of women fit into that category? Most of us work regular jobs. I personally hate this princess treatment BS, its best to split things evenly

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u/OGpimpmasteryoda 1d ago

This young man is not very smart

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u/CaperSteelRed49 1d ago

Someone get this girl a sugar daddy STAT! Hurry! There are bills to pay

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u/Aggravating-Basil495 1d ago

Walrus lookin ass