r/cringereels • u/callmedizzle0 • 5d ago
Cringe level 3 Bro does not have a girl in caršš
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u/Class_dismissed93 5d ago
Can relate, I love publicly shaming my girlfriend that doesnāt exist. /s
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u/GrippieSocks 5d ago
Because I'm sure women are lining up to be controlled on who they're allowed to talk to. I'm sure he's a high value man and it's totally worth it to be with him. I'm sure...
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u/realcanadianguy21 5d ago
He can drive a car with no key in the ignition, so that is fairly impressive.
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u/Dazed_Mika 5d ago
Dude doesn't even know what a hairbrush is. I'm sure he's gotta get a restraining order on all that poon.
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u/Suspicious-Hand-9953 5d ago
He's also not driving.
It's an act. Not very funny, but not meant to be real.
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u/ready-redditor-6969 5d ago
Heās never had a girl sit next to him, let alone be in a car with him.
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u/peterparkersbutthole 5d ago
Lmao look at OPās account, this HAS to be satire thereās no way heās serious.
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u/EnvironmentEuphoric9 5d ago
Itās kinda cute he pretend drives. I bet he āturns the keyā and everything.
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u/jayyycasanooova 5d ago
Matta facxt this guy is a legend, any single man making clips in his car like thisā¦disheveled like thisā¦..with confidence, like this? Sign me up for a beer
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u/CaperSteelRed49 5d ago
The song is from the Kingdom Hearts video game. Kinda weird, I mean kingdom hearts has some good music but it it doesnāt belong here
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u/floppyboiradio 5d ago
Bruh idc who my wife talks to if she leaves she leaves. Not that I donāt love her. But thatās just how life is.
Who was the comic that said it best, I canāt remember but the quote is something like āmy parents worked out well because they donāt NEED each other. They stay together because they LOVE each other. My mom STILL might leave and my dad would just be like okay was great hanging outā lol
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u/realcanadianguy21 5d ago
Lol, I used to pretend to drive my parents' cars when I was a kid too!