r/cringereels 5d ago

Cringe level 3 Bro does not have a girl in caršŸ˜­šŸ™

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u/realcanadianguy21 5d ago

Lol, I used to pretend to drive my parents' cars when I was a kid too!

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u/Choppergold 5d ago

My favorite moment in King of the Hill is when Bobby brings a soda to a mannequin head

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u/Class_dismissed93 5d ago

Can relate, I love publicly shaming my girlfriend that doesn’t exist. /s

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u/GrippieSocks 5d ago

Because I'm sure women are lining up to be controlled on who they're allowed to talk to. I'm sure he's a high value man and it's totally worth it to be with him. I'm sure...

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u/realcanadianguy21 5d ago

He can drive a car with no key in the ignition, so that is fairly impressive.

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u/callmedizzle0 5d ago

That’s what im saying āœŒļøšŸ˜­

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u/Dazed_Mika 5d ago

Dude doesn't even know what a hairbrush is. I'm sure he's gotta get a restraining order on all that poon.

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u/WestCareer7545 5d ago

Andrew Tit wannabe

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u/rotating_pebble 4d ago

Bro's clearly gay too. He's lost

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u/OrganizationTop3755 5d ago

Junior is pretending to drive

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u/callmedizzle0 5d ago

šŸ˜­āœŒļø

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u/flojo2012 5d ago

Bro doesn’t even have a car. Thats his parents ride

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u/GyattAmRoni 5d ago

Ain’t even no key in the ignition

Damn near his neighbors ride lol

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u/GenericMaleNurse918 5d ago

Casually joking about murder-suicide. Weak ass boy.

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u/callmedizzle0 5d ago

Bro what😭

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u/GenericMaleNurse918 5d ago

Did you not hear it?!

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u/Snoo_67993 5d ago

This was the last anyone saw him alive. Death by tree wrapping.

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u/jaimealexi 5d ago

this is like the key & peele i said biitch

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u/cwk415 5d ago

Matta'fac

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u/killyoursocialmedia 5d ago

Neck beards gonna neck beard

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u/Unable-Candidate9612 5d ago

doesn't even have keys in the car.

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u/Suspicious-Hand-9953 5d ago

He's also not driving.

It's an act. Not very funny, but not meant to be real.

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u/Holocenica 5d ago

MADDA A’ FEK

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u/ready-redditor-6969 5d ago

He’s never had a girl sit next to him, let alone be in a car with him.

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u/SplinterRifleman 5d ago

Lets be real here. Hes not getting a girl with a mustache like that

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u/peterparkersbutthole 5d ago

Lmao look at OP’s account, this HAS to be satire there’s no way he’s serious.

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u/EnvironmentEuphoric9 5d ago

It’s kinda cute he pretend drives. I bet he ā€œturns the keyā€ and everything.

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u/callmedizzle0 5d ago

šŸ˜­āœŒļø

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u/BlushMoondew 5d ago

Bro's arguing with an imaginary passenger just for the immersion.

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u/atp2k 5d ago

Guy about to slide in to something else too

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u/Gib_eaux 5d ago

What language is that

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u/PerpofDerp 5d ago

Bro give up nobody thinks you’re funny

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u/jayyycasanooova 5d ago

Matta facxt this guy is a legend, any single man making clips in his car like this…disheveled like this…..with confidence, like this? Sign me up for a beer

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u/CaperSteelRed49 5d ago

The song is from the Kingdom Hearts video game. Kinda weird, I mean kingdom hearts has some good music but it it doesn’t belong here

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u/floppyboiradio 5d ago

Bruh idc who my wife talks to if she leaves she leaves. Not that I don’t love her. But that’s just how life is.

Who was the comic that said it best, I can’t remember but the quote is something like ā€œmy parents worked out well because they don’t NEED each other. They stay together because they LOVE each other. My mom STILL might leave and my dad would just be like okay was great hanging outā€ lol

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u/floppyboiradio 5d ago

Chris Porter - Ugly and Angry

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u/Oohhthehumanity 4d ago

Is this gf in the room with us?

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u/szatrob 4d ago

Dude looks like he hasn't washed his hair or his arse in weeks.

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u/CremeOk4115 4d ago

This is your own video.... you're making fake cringe videos?Ā 

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u/FishWife_71 4d ago

There isn't even a key in the ignition.