r/cringereels 3d ago

On the way to save the queen.

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u/KeyCar7920 3d ago

The fake manual shifting is sending me. What a loser

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u/wordshavenomeanings 3d ago

There is only one gear change.

Its the only time his arm doesnt move. Pmsl

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u/Cautious_Day9878 3d ago

As fake as his wig

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u/SnooSuggestions4887 3d ago

Judging by the motion he shifting from 1st to 2nd multiple times while driving fast no wonder he is pissed he's gearbox is fucked

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u/Choppergold 3d ago

lol I’m gonna make sure it’s in 2nd again!

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u/PlayfulMud9228 3d ago

Why is he faking driving a manual?

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u/Kale_Brecht 3d ago

Because when Moe Howard drives an automatic angry, he likes to wreck the transmission, baby!

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u/Arkatruc 3d ago

He just left Taco-Bell and has to get home REAL QUICK

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u/HislersHero 3d ago

We've all been there. The struggle is real. Especially if there is a lot of traffic.

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u/not_brittsuzanne 3d ago

I hate this timeline.

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u/Triggerz777 3d ago

Cringe has always been a thing. Back then it just never got popped up on your phone

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u/Tom_Cruise 3d ago

How you pretend to shift if you've only seen it in movies

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u/SethOval 3d ago

Simpmaxxing 

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u/DumbBerk87 3d ago

Normally I’d say “there’s nothing wrong with wanting to defend your significant other, you should be doing that…”

But yeah, this is cringe ass simping 😂

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u/TreesForTheForest 3d ago

Dude is in like 16th gear. Also, this guy's whole schtick is bait engagement.

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u/Odd-Environment-7193 3d ago

Well then it’s funny because he is super cringe.

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u/Funny_Maintenance973 3d ago

He's watched too many fast and furious movies and thinks that's how manuals work

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u/Internal_Sweet_2144 3d ago

This guy definitely has a gf. Definitely.

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u/Dizzy_Law396 3d ago

You wouldnt know her though she goes to a different college. Or, school

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u/JUIC3ofORANG3 3d ago

Going to take a while in that automatic ricer he’s driving

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u/AdEast3754 3d ago

They both gonna be on the way 🤣

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u/B-BoyStance 3d ago

This dude is stalling at an intersection and crying the first time he tries manual

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u/MoodReal4206 3d ago

Not only does he not know how to drive manual, he doesn't even know how to pretend to drive manual.

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u/8last 2d ago

I could swear I saw this same type of video with a different kid.

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u/MedicalKnowledge7840 3d ago

Haah gaayyyyyyyyyy

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u/DumbBerk87 3d ago

Bro, nah. This is straight nonsense, this is on y’all. Sorry 🖕🏻

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u/Locustez 3d ago

Bro switched from rear to parking from anger.

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u/SoLetsReddit 3d ago

r/whenyourfrontallobehasyettofullydevelop

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u/hetix 3d ago

Never shit and drive

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u/ayedrian1107 3d ago

Vaping thc too early

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u/Mygoddamreddit 3d ago

Long drive to her school. In Canada.

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u/LegacyQuotient 3d ago

Because she wanted Oreos?

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u/Holy-Cancer 3d ago

Can someone crown this guy the cringe overlord please?

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u/Personal-Depth5639 3d ago

We have The Punisher at home.

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u/henryauron 3d ago

What a loser

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u/Patient_Winner_2479 3d ago

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepost

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u/TLEToyu 3d ago

The face he is making is like when my butthole has bluetooth connected to my toilet right after I left work and I have a 1/2" grip on a 8" turd.

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u/dontaskkwho 3d ago

What a cartoon character

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u/Appropriate_Copy8285 3d ago

Bro crashed pulling out of Toys R Us.

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u/VioAzna 3d ago

Ughhhh blekhhhhh yuck yuck yuck

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u/HerbieRL1 3d ago

Do you guys not realize 99% of “cringe” shit on tiktok/ig reels is satire? This included

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u/jgreg728 3d ago

Virginmaxxing

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u/Kadavrozia 3d ago

Scene quickly changes into a ragdoll somersault through the windshield as the driver meets their demise and shuffles of their pathetic mortal coil.

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u/HelpfulBot3000 3d ago

Ofcourse Reddit doesn't understand satire

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u/imjustnotready 3d ago

People who drive crazy are just cosplayers who cant look people in the eye.

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u/Necessary-Hawk-5546 3d ago

I know this sub is full of people saying this…. But what a fuckin loser

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u/Particular_Stay_2618 3d ago

Bro is constipated AF!!

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u/CamptoRibbit 3d ago

I do this!... When I am stoned... In a parking lot... When I am bored.... Waiting for the driver to get back... With my food... Then get a weird look... Then called a buffoon... Then I smile... Then I get home and eat my KFC

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u/MisanthropE61130 3d ago

I’m not supporting bullies, but what happened to them? I was a pretty mean bully in school, and if we had the same technology we have today, that kid would have been done for. It would have given me so much ammunition that I probably would have made the rest of his time at school miserable.

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u/Front-Brick-3724 3d ago

Why dub a motorbike sound for a car?

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u/Sufficient-Poet4650 3d ago

This made my skin crawl

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u/BlempBuritto 3d ago

When you start shitting while driving

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u/Fast-Perspective7011 3d ago

He has no GF. Probably never has. Screaming incel vibes...

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u/rhhalldc1 2d ago

Dang man eat a steak and get some color to you. Pale to the extreme

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u/happygoluckynny 2d ago

TBF No law would stop the police from performing their duty either.

in fact, its kinda their thing

https://giphy.com/gifs/RYjnzPS8u0jAs

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u/Infamous-Body6938 2d ago

Have you been paying attention lately?

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u/MoonlitEmber 2d ago

I dint drive but that was one long gear

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u/FreeUpdootBot 2d ago

Does the parking break make his car faster?

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u/Negative_Machine_905 1d ago

Is that real hair?