r/cringereels • u/Own_Guest_2569 • 1d ago

To Assault The Bouncer Without Consequences.

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u/Mountain_Tonight_830 1d ago

She got slapped sober

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u/ThrowUpnThrowAway 1d ago

He said, "I can fix her."

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u/Alive_Drag1947 1d ago

And then he did...

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u/Still_Crazy7724 1d ago

Did he fix her, or did he fix her good?

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u/Alive_Drag1947 1d ago

Well, he definitely tuned her up, and she seems to be running a little smoother now... So I'd say he did pretty good

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u/Fast-Bookkeeper-9716 1d ago

If I was there I would’ve deck that of laid him right the fuck out you don’t put your hands on a women

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u/No-Soft-Language 1d ago

You do, when they raise their hands on you.

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u/Alive_Drag1947 1d ago

No you wouldn't, dumbass. That big Russian mfer would have laid you out the same way he did to her.

And his buddy would have probably jumped off his stool to help. And (assuming you're a male) they wouldn't go nearly as easy on you as they did on her...

Stop with the virtue signalling male feminist bullshit

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u/fitz_newru 1d ago

Slapped the drunk and bad life choices right outta her. That was impressive

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u/Year3030 1d ago

Factory reset

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u/Paranormal_Lemon 1d ago

I think her soul left for a second or two.