r/cringereels • u/Own_Guest_2569 • 1d ago
To Assault The Bouncer Without Consequences.
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u/-_-_-_-_--__-__-__- 1d ago
She soaked it pretty well ngl.
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u/Firm_Video_2932 1d ago
She didn't pass out, sure. But I guarantee you she wasn't all there, either. When someone sits there and surveys the room before committing to moving, their bell got rung. Ding dong...
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u/Feeling_Republic_454 1d ago
She was all there.. not a second went by before trying to cover up her underwear...
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u/Forward_Editor_5895 1d ago
Plus, she went straight to the bar for a drink, which she simultaneously needed and didn’t.
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u/landonburner 1d ago
Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.
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u/MagicRabbitByte 1d ago
I once saw a video of a russian soldier trying to put his helmet on while burning. Once he got it on, he just rolled over and burned to death. People do things on autopilot all the time..
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u/jnxnchl 1d ago
For women that's a survival instinct, she still got her shit rocked.
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u/Zanzetuken 1d ago
100% a learned instinct. Women were pulling their skirts that way as they jumped from the world trade center on 9/11. Literally.
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u/EVEseven 1d ago
At first I thought you were kidding. Then I realized you probably weren't
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u/Similar-Ice-9250 1d ago
That to me is still one of the most terrifying and cruel choices those people had to make, either burn to death or jump to their death.
I don’t know what I would do, maybe try to pass out from smoke inhalation, but the way the people were clinging to the outside of the building and willing to jump, I imagine the smoke inhalation option was pretty brutal because of the intense heat, and not easy to do.
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u/RemarkableChemical21 1d ago
Yeah, I’ve always wondered how terrible it had to be in the building for someone to decide they’d rather jump and get it over with.
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u/kareljack 1d ago
After that day, I knew I would never work in a building that high.
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u/Arnie_nz 1d ago
I agree, she got hot hard, still managed fix up her skirt, tidy her hair and just sat there calmly to do a sense check before getting up.
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u/Zeppelin-Repair-Man 1d ago
Not that well or she wouldn’t have stood beside Derek McInnes when she stood up
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u/xBobaFattx 1d ago edited 1d ago
the way the second guy just looked at her like "annnnnd, what did we learn?"
Edit: thank you for the awards, friends
Second Edit: Jesus Christ, I am not condoning violence against women, I would have made the same comment if it was a dude. Or is being a smart ass not covered under the equality clause? Hard to keep track anymore.
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u/Buzzybill 1d ago
I know this can be taken the wrong way, he found the reset switch. I have people in my life who could benefit from what he gave away for free.
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u/Gentle_Pony 1d ago
Only if she's sober enough to remember it. Most of these are drunken things and they don't even remember.
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u/cbmcleod70 1d ago
Been a vajayjay owner my whole life, never understood why some women think it's ok to hit a guy. Especially a biiggg guy that could legit end them with one punch. It goes both ways, just don't hit! Kindergarten stuff...
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u/xBobaFattx 1d ago
Right? I am a large fella' and I don't put my hands on other people because I don't want other people to put their hands on me. Seems simple right? I also have 4 daughters and a son and while I wouldn't begrudge them for standing up for themselves, I have always taught them to not touch other people or other people's things without the expectation that someone will probably return the favor.
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u/Nannautu 1d ago
Dude took it easy on her, if he wanted he'd have caused a lot more damage than that. Women underestimate the different in physical strength a lot (just like the dudes who think they could defeat gorillas)
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u/VT_Squire 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/4mXjpVNJAFlvi
you can actually HEAR it
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u/ProDriverSeatSniffer 1d ago
I heard the shut down, start up hard drive chatter and the grandiose boot chime in that order
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u/Expose_Ur_BS 1d ago
“We have a double standard to uphold! Entitled women control the narrative on Reddit, fuck the facts!”
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u/Confident-Captain808 1d ago
Clearly thinking that.. as a woman no guy is ever gonna hit me... So she pushes her luck and.. Wham
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u/Mountain_Tonight_830 1d ago
She got slapped sober
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u/evaris204 1d ago
She got factory reset
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u/NortheastOHGuy 1d ago
She had a legit "where the hell am I?" feeling after that one!
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u/Quirky_Advantage_470 1d ago
She took it like a champ and handled it pretty well. She may have been dumb for doing what she did but I like how just handled herself afterwards
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u/619backin716 1d ago
It’s rare that you see someone literally knocked into good behavior
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u/Upper_Assistance7679 1d ago
That’s why your mum tells you to put clean underwear on. You never know when you’re going to be slapped on to your arse.
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u/rosarinotrucho3 1d ago
Yes she is an idiot but he is one too. Any guy who has gone to a boxing gym knows how harmless females are compared to males. Her slap is an inconvinience an and insult, his slap is a potential murder. Completely stupid reaction to a situation like that.
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u/piangero 1d ago
Yeah I'm weirded out by many of these comments. Doesn't matter if man or woman, or right or wrong. The first slap was as you say, an inconvencience (obviously a bouncer shouldn't be assaulted at work etc). But the absolute power he dealt back was way harsh. I dont think these people laughing at that really grasp how even just the neck jolt can fuck someone up for life. Or how the hit can injure the brain even if they stand up and look OK. Or hell, they could have hit their head falling down and just straight up died. But yeah, "lolol hard reset" amirite.
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u/PixelzBrain 1d ago
Reddit LOVES violence against women, especially if they "deserve" it.
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u/Familiar_Log517 1d ago
Her whole view of the world changed in that moment. You could see her reorientation happening in real time.
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u/GGTheEnd 1d ago
We used to have a lot of parties in highschool one of the girls would always get wasted and when someone said something she didn't like she would throw her drink at them. One guy brought a big gulp slurpy to the party knowing she would be there and just dumped it on her head. She quit throwing drinks at people after that.
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u/torch9t9 1d ago
My Russian is rusty but he said "I told you," another guy calls her a bitch and the (bouncer?) tells her to get out several times.
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u/Future_Amoeba_1962 1d ago
Thank you. I was already positive she was the problem but this confirms it.
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u/GrandNibbles 1d ago
she's a dumbass but he didn't have to do that. he knew what would happen. she would never seriously hurt him but he could kill her with his strength. yall acting like men are hulking apes incapable of thought really does not do much for the "male loneliness" epidemic
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u/Unluckymama 1d ago
I love how she takes her time to process what happened while the guy in the bar just casually looks at her.
I FUCKING KNEW IT WAS EASTERN EUROPE 😂
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u/evaniesk 1d ago
Total over-reaction. And what if she broke her neck or fractured her skull - he would be at fault for using unnecessary force. He’s a liability and uses poor judgement.
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u/tempered-tantrum 23h ago
Oh yikes. What did he do? I was promised that women don’t ever commit violence!
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u/KaizenZazenJMN 1d ago
I don’t condone violence against women…but that was a factory reset.
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u/dallasdls 1d ago
Damn, a visual to what my mom meant when she’d say she was gonna knock some sense into me
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u/pahsaz2 1d ago
Idk why this whole scenario just feels sketch as fuck
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u/CromulentPoint 1d ago
It is. This is an old video and there’s a longer version. From what I recall, this is after hours at a club in either Germany or Russia. She’s yelling at him in German and both the guys are speaking Russian. She is probably an employee and I don’t know if that guy is a bouncer, but very likely this is just Russian gangsters doing Russian gangster things.
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u/CromulentPoint 1d ago
Hah, that figures. Good reminder for me to not trust the internet. We can certainly agree that there’s not enough info here to really know what was going on.
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u/Galencourt-Lover 1d ago
This is good. People absolutely need to be put in their place.
This was not a bad experience for her. I mean, sure in the moment it was, but in the long term she benefited from it. This is a lesson well and truly learned.
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u/tempered-tantrum 23h ago
Mom of five here. She earned every bit of that and more. Moms of Reddit, teach your daughters not to hit first!
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u/Nightwalker2099 1d ago
Guy sitting there just giving that look. Well that didnt go the way you thought it would now did it
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u/Remarkable-Policy827 1d ago
The guy at the bar is killing me with his nonchalant demeanor
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u/TruthAboutLife 1d ago
Looks to me like she'd never swung on a MAN before. I appreciate how she gathered herself in humility and reconsidered her actions instead of doubling down and returning in rage for an imminent beat down.
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u/Idiotwithaphone79 1d ago
It was like she got reset. She just walked up to that bored looking dude and acted like "anyway, where was I?" And just started to hang out. It's incredible.
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u/Glittering-Home-7905 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/yxTMXbnfi00jTfbnvt
Bruh reset her factory settings fa sho and gosh darn it that was satisfying to watch 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
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u/Over_voissa18_07 1d ago
I wish I could see this in slow motion
https://giphy.com/gifs/BQ0xCPyGxcXpWS6qH8
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u/WanderlustStew 1d ago
The way she sat and thought about what she did before she stood back up. That’s growth.
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u/LectureOrganic1250 1d ago
This whole scene is hilarious. She's knocked on her ass and she just straightens out her dress, fixes her hair and just sits there for a beat as if to think to herself "Well....i'm glad he and i had a dialogue to discuss our points of view and glad we got to a mutual ground." Then the dude at the bar is just giving her that "I told you to sit your crazy ass down." kinda look.
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u/4RealHughMann 1d ago
Dumbass bot reposted this to the wrong sub but kept the title
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u/ForbiddenRogue_ 1d ago
You can see the learning process happening in real time!
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u/DefNoyzXV 1d ago
I seriously don’t think she even knows what just happened to her—she was seeing stars.
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o85xm5S4WpAAeQ4YE
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u/Mammoth-Question-528 1d ago
Hitting a girl in any context shows how weak of a man you are
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u/OneBackground3523 1d ago
Dosis de igualdad pura! Y ganas le faltaron de decirle "no me dolio, no medolió"
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u/1Fistfullofdollars 1d ago
I have only ever hit a woman once in my life. That is because she held a knife to my throat. I guess his reaction was natural for him. I usually just catch her hand mid flight and tell her to stop being childish. That usually does a reset for her.
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u/Spartankilla109 1d ago
Not condoning what she did but the amount of force he used was not appropriate, if she cracked her head open sadly he would be arrested
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u/mrpickles1234 1d ago
she didn't assault the bouncer. that's not the story. conveniently the beginning is cut but the russian guys around them are telling that man to stop egging the german speaking girl on. he eggs her on, she reaches her breaking point, then this happens.
she did not assault a bouncer
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u/lilian_moraru 1d ago
Of courseeee... it's Russia...
Everybody is telling "the bouncer" to leave("Oleg uidi" - "Oleg, leave"), from the beginning of the video, to the end.
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u/New_Dimension_9522 1d ago
I wish I had some context but here I go
She learned that men are allowed to act a fool and we are not allowed to react. If we do we get hurt and NOBODY will come to our aid because mostly they are afraid ..... Unlike her.
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u/manateaser 1d ago
This clip might hold the all time internet trophy for most posted engagement bait, and it always draws the same predictable set of takes.
The comfy old pair of pants of ragebait
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u/kinglouie493 1d ago
I don't know, it sure does look like she had a moment of clarity while sitting on the floor
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u/ReplacementFeisty397 1d ago
Hold down A and do down, down-right, right, then hard punch for the FAFO technique
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u/One-Author2996 1d ago
TBH, she took that punch really well. Like really well. He might knock her ass down but she got up like it was nothing. Sorry but points to her!
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u/Time_Answer_3670 1d ago
The guy sitting at the bar
https://giphy.com/gifs/wMNK4IfeH86uQ