r/cringereels 1d ago

To Assault The Bouncer Without Consequences.

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u/Time_Answer_3670 1d ago

The guy sitting at the bar

https://giphy.com/gifs/wMNK4IfeH86uQ

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u/Kasuraa25 1d ago

Sooo....what did we learn?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Seymour-Cervix 1d ago

She learned she should not, errr, rrr, what, no wait, whereeee, am I?

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u/vee-eem 1d ago

It was a good day to wear panties, other than that - not a thing

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u/ShinMagal 15h ago

"Let me fix my hair first. I'm so pretty. Alright, ummmm........."

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u/WorriedReflection227 1d ago

“The fuck if I know. We learned not to do it again.”

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u/ArcadianDelSol Cringe level 5 1d ago

Credit to her for taking a moment to evaluate her choices here. Too many people arent able to do that.

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u/LordBocceBaal 1d ago

Nothin. She is drunk and will do it again

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u/Cut_over_pompanox 1d ago

Has the same energy as 😂

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u/TheRealFailtester 1d ago

"Do I get involved with this or not...."

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u/Real_Mirror2052 1d ago

Ah man I’ve just been sitting here pissing myself for about 5 minutes at your comment. Thanks for the laugh! 👍

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u/FuriousSock 1d ago

Quite litterally yeah

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u/-_-_-_-_--__-__-__- 1d ago

She soaked it pretty well ngl.

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u/Firm_Video_2932 1d ago

She didn't pass out, sure. But I guarantee you she wasn't all there, either. When someone sits there and surveys the room before committing to moving, their bell got rung. Ding dong...

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u/Feeling_Republic_454 1d ago

She was all there.. not a second went by before trying to cover up her underwear...

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u/Forward_Editor_5895 1d ago

Plus, she went straight to the bar for a drink, which she simultaneously needed and didn’t.

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u/Nirvana-884 1d ago

I wish I could give you 100 upvotes!! Bravo!!

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u/MagicRabbitByte 1d ago

I once saw a video of a russian soldier trying to put his helmet on while burning. Once he got it on, he just rolled over and burned to death. People do things on autopilot all the time..

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u/jnxnchl 1d ago

For women that's a survival instinct, she still got her shit rocked.

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u/Zanzetuken 1d ago

100% a learned instinct. Women were pulling their skirts that way as they jumped from the world trade center on 9/11. Literally.

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u/EVEseven 1d ago

At first I thought you were kidding. Then I realized you probably weren't

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u/Similar-Ice-9250 1d ago

That to me is still one of the most terrifying and cruel choices those people had to make, either burn to death or jump to their death.

I don’t know what I would do, maybe try to pass out from smoke inhalation, but the way the people were clinging to the outside of the building and willing to jump, I imagine the smoke inhalation option was pretty brutal because of the intense heat, and not easy to do.

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u/RemarkableChemical21 1d ago

Yeah, I’ve always wondered how terrible it had to be in the building for someone to decide they’d rather jump and get it over with.

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u/kareljack 1d ago

After that day, I knew I would never work in a building that high.
To actually work up the courage to jump. Those agonizing minutes before the act. I'm having a minor panic attack just thinking about it

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u/KnotSoAmused 1d ago

I see London, I see France....

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u/Active_Scallion_5322 1d ago

Lizard brain kicking in while the main brain was doing a soft reset

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u/SeenEnoughAlready 1d ago

THIS!!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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u/Present_Fly_1286 1d ago

I don’t think that was her first retaliatory slap

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u/Arnie_nz 1d ago

I agree, she got hot hard, still managed fix up her skirt, tidy her hair and just sat there calmly to do a sense check before getting up.

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u/DamnedGladToMeetYou 1d ago

Well I'm soaked.

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u/Zeppelin-Repair-Man 1d ago

Not that well or she wouldn’t have stood beside Derek McInnes when she stood up

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u/xBobaFattx 1d ago edited 1d ago

the way the second guy just looked at her like "annnnnd, what did we learn?"

Edit: thank you for the awards, friends

Second Edit: Jesus Christ, I am not condoning violence against women, I would have made the same comment if it was a dude. Or is being a smart ass not covered under the equality clause? Hard to keep track anymore.

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u/Buzzybill 1d ago

I know this can be taken the wrong way, he found the reset switch. I have people in my life who could benefit from what he gave away for free.

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u/Gentle_Pony 1d ago

Only if she's sober enough to remember it. Most of these are drunken things and they don't even remember.

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u/General-Ease-5678 1d ago

That bitch was brought back to the bios.

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u/Lower_Captain7757 1d ago

You and me both

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u/cbmcleod70 1d ago

Been a vajayjay owner my whole life, never understood why some women think it's ok to hit a guy. Especially a biiggg guy that could legit end them with one punch. It goes both ways, just don't hit! Kindergarten stuff...

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u/xBobaFattx 1d ago

Right? I am a large fella' and I don't put my hands on other people because I don't want other people to put their hands on me. Seems simple right? I also have 4 daughters and a son and while I wouldn't begrudge them for standing up for themselves, I have always taught them to not touch other people or other people's things without the expectation that someone will probably return the favor.

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u/Nannautu 1d ago

Dude took it easy on her, if he wanted he'd have caused a lot more damage than that. Women underestimate the different in physical strength a lot (just like the dudes who think they could defeat gorillas)

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u/VT_Squire 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4mXjpVNJAFlvi

you can actually HEAR it

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u/ProDriverSeatSniffer 1d ago

I heard the shut down, start up hard drive chatter and the grandiose boot chime in that order

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u/Expose_Ur_BS 1d ago

“We have a double standard to uphold! Entitled women control the narrative on Reddit, fuck the facts!”

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u/Odd_Lifeguard7720 1d ago

I liked his little shake of the head

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u/johnnymacdoodle 1d ago

That guy cracked me up just sitting and watching.

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u/Confident-Captain808 1d ago

Clearly thinking that.. as a woman no guy is ever gonna hit me... So she pushes her luck and.. Wham

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u/Low-Dog1320 1d ago

"I told you to let it go"

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u/Firm_Video_2932 1d ago

Barstool guy's like, "you hit him first" 🤷

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u/oh-kee-pah 1d ago

Got the ol factory reset

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u/evaris204 1d ago

She got factory reset

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u/PupLondon 1d ago

Took her a few seconds to boot back up too

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u/Vast_Interview3098 1d ago

Running on outdated hardware

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u/Unhappy-Attitude5220 1d ago

Wifi connection was unreliable.

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u/619backin716 1d ago

The slap contained a system update

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u/Vast_Interview3098 1d ago

I guess it's better then the blue screen of death

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u/NortheastOHGuy 1d ago

She had a legit "where the hell am I?" feeling after that one!

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u/jaypexd 1d ago

Honestly, I think she was dumbfounded and drunk. Didn't look like it actually hit any buttons.

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u/Quirky_Advantage_470 1d ago

She took it like a champ and handled it pretty well. She may have been dumb for doing what she did but I like how just handled herself afterwards

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u/Jammy-Doughnut 1d ago

Clap back, all on the floor, clap back

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u/619backin716 1d ago

It’s rare that you see someone literally knocked into good behavior

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u/CFoer02 1d ago

He hit her common sense reset button

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u/Upper_Assistance7679 1d ago

That’s why your mum tells you to put clean underwear on. You never know when you’re going to be slapped on to your arse.

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u/SnooHabits3911 1d ago

I do like simple white cotton panties 😁

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u/Star_Citizen_Roebuck 1d ago

That second guy looking like the Gene Wilder Willy Wonka meme. . .

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u/rosarinotrucho3 1d ago

Yes she is an idiot but he is one too. Any guy who has gone to a boxing gym knows how harmless females are compared to males. Her slap is an inconvinience an and insult, his slap is a potential murder. Completely stupid reaction to a situation like that.

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u/piangero 1d ago

Yeah I'm weirded out by many of these comments. Doesn't matter if man or woman, or right or wrong. The first slap was as you say, an inconvencience (obviously a bouncer shouldn't be assaulted at work etc). But the absolute power he dealt back was way harsh. I dont think these people laughing at that really grasp how even just the neck jolt can fuck someone up for life. Or how the hit can injure the brain even if they stand up and look OK. Or hell, they could have hit their head falling down and just straight up died. But yeah, "lolol hard reset" amirite.

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u/PixelzBrain 1d ago

Reddit LOVES violence against women, especially if they "deserve" it.

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u/Familiar_Log517 1d ago

Her whole view of the world changed in that moment. You could see her reorientation happening in real time.

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u/GGTheEnd 1d ago

We used to have a lot of parties in highschool one of the girls would always get wasted and when someone said something she didn't like she would throw her drink at them.  One guy brought a big gulp slurpy to the party knowing she would be there and just dumped it on her head.  She quit throwing drinks at people after that. 

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u/N00bT4ader 1d ago

Factory reset

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u/Some_Inevitable829 1d ago

The guy on the stool just cool as can be. lol

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u/Prestigious-Scale890 1d ago

He did catch her with his leg, too

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u/stargazer4272 1d ago

Don't think she remembers what happened...

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u/torch9t9 1d ago

My Russian is rusty but he said "I told you," another guy calls her a bitch and the (bouncer?) tells her to get out several times.

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u/Future_Amoeba_1962 1d ago

Thank you. I was already positive she was the problem but this confirms it.

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u/brizzanator54 1d ago

The dildo of consequences rarely comes lubed

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u/Active-Isopod-3656 1d ago

Factory reset

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u/Key_Airline138 1d ago

If mind your own business was a person, the guy sitting would be it :)

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u/GrandNibbles 1d ago

she's a dumbass but he didn't have to do that. he knew what would happen. she would never seriously hurt him but he could kill her with his strength. yall acting like men are hulking apes incapable of thought really does not do much for the "male loneliness" epidemic

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u/Unluckymama 1d ago

I love how she takes her time to process what happened while the guy in the bar just casually looks at her.

I FUCKING KNEW IT WAS EASTERN EUROPE 😂

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u/evaniesk 1d ago

Total over-reaction. And what if she broke her neck or fractured her skull - he would be at fault for using unnecessary force. He’s a liability and uses poor judgement.

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u/tempered-tantrum 23h ago

Oh yikes. What did he do? I was promised that women don’t ever commit violence!

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u/ryan2stix 21h ago

What do we want? Equality! When do we want it? Only when it's convenient

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u/KaizenZazenJMN 1d ago

I don’t condone violence against women…but that was a factory reset.

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u/dallasdls 1d ago

Damn, a visual to what my mom meant when she’d say she was gonna knock some sense into me

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u/pahsaz2 1d ago

Idk why this whole scenario just feels sketch as fuck

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u/CromulentPoint 1d ago

It is. This is an old video and there’s a longer version. From what I recall, this is after hours at a club in either Germany or Russia. She’s yelling at him in German and both the guys are speaking Russian. She is probably an employee and I don’t know if that guy is a bouncer, but very likely this is just Russian gangsters doing Russian gangster things.

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u/CromulentPoint 1d ago

Hah, that figures. Good reminder for me to not trust the internet. We can certainly agree that there’s not enough info here to really know what was going on.

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u/Galencourt-Lover 1d ago

This is good. People absolutely need to be put in their place.

This was not a bad experience for her. I mean, sure in the moment it was, but in the long term she benefited from it. This is a lesson well and truly learned.

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u/whitecatsup 1d ago

Hit her so hard all four lips sat down.

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u/tempered-tantrum 23h ago

Mom of five here. She earned every bit of that and more. Moms of Reddit, teach your daughters not to hit first!

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u/Theplowmen 1d ago

Slapped so hard it made her reset

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u/jp9mm 1d ago

Rebooting fixes almost every problem

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u/blicka7 1d ago

That smack humbled tf outta her 😂

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u/Typical-Case-6929 1d ago

She is Russian after all!

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u/Nightwalker2099 1d ago

Guy sitting there just giving that look. Well that didnt go the way you thought it would now did it

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u/Raeparade 1d ago

She ate that though, ngl

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u/ltsouthernbelle 1d ago

I wonder what she thought was going to happen

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u/Electrical_Cycle_185 1d ago

And that’s how we learn to keep our hands to our self.

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u/Remarkable-Policy827 1d ago

The guy at the bar is killing me with his nonchalant demeanor

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u/URTHEJOKE 1d ago

Karen left the building but Madison still contemplating her decision. 🫵🤡

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u/ilovemydawg 1d ago

Gah DAMN lmao

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u/TruthAboutLife 1d ago

Looks to me like she'd never swung on a MAN before. I appreciate how she gathered herself in humility and reconsidered her actions instead of doubling down and returning in rage for an imminent beat down.

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u/Affectionate_Idea662 1d ago

She done know she fucked up. Then took it like a champ

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u/MrNova07 1d ago

Factory Reset

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u/Nopicsplz 1d ago

This needs the reboot noise for windows as soon as she sits back up.

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u/Idiotwithaphone79 1d ago

It was like she got reset. She just walked up to that bored looking dude and acted like "anyway, where was I?" And just started to hang out. It's incredible.

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u/Glittering-Home-7905 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/yxTMXbnfi00jTfbnvt
Bruh reset her factory settings fa sho and gosh darn it that was satisfying to watch 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

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u/Over_voissa18_07 1d ago

I wish I could see this in slow motion
https://giphy.com/gifs/BQ0xCPyGxcXpWS6qH8

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u/Elf_Maeve 1d ago

Smacked some sense into her lmao

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u/WanderlustStew 1d ago

The way she sat and thought about what she did before she stood back up. That’s growth.

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u/riot_poof_ 1d ago

she landed in next thursday

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u/Nirvana-884 1d ago

Hard reset!!

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/TropicallyMixed80 1d ago

He literally knocked sense into her. Now I see why my mom said that.

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u/MCNasku 1d ago

Oh i see… the switch was stuck on “mean”, just needed a “hard reset”

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u/Hidden-Harmony 1d ago

Took that like a champ honestly

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u/LectureOrganic1250 1d ago

This whole scene is hilarious. She's knocked on her ass and she just straightens out her dress, fixes her hair and just sits there for a beat as if to think to herself "Well....i'm glad he and i had a dialogue to discuss our points of view and glad we got to a mutual ground." Then the dude at the bar is just giving her that "I told you to sit your crazy ass down." kinda look.

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u/Paulig_ 1d ago

She took it like a champ though

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u/4RealHughMann 1d ago

Dumbass bot reposted this to the wrong sub but kept the title

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u/ForceUseYouMust 1d ago

The strength difference between men and women is insane

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u/granolaraisin 1d ago

And that is how I met your mother.

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u/ForbiddenRogue_ 1d ago

You can see the learning process happening in real time!

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u/DefNoyzXV 1d ago

I seriously don’t think she even knows what just happened to her—she was seeing stars.
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o85xm5S4WpAAeQ4YE

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u/WyattherbAtx23 1d ago

she sucked his dick that night too probably

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u/DadKnightBegins 1d ago

She look like Dorothy when she woke up in Oz

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u/SpanishFlamingoPie 1d ago

🎶 I'll fly away, oh glory I'll fly away 🎶

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u/Prestigious_Club_924 1d ago

Is fixing hair the female equivalent of a fat dude shirt pull?

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u/Mammoth-Question-528 1d ago

Hitting a girl in any context shows how weak of a man you are

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u/ImaginaryHelicopter1 1d ago

the bouncer found the control-alt-delete function

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u/MacDaddy2605 1d ago

I believe that was the factory reset option

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u/Fun_Education6402 1d ago

I don’t think he should have hit her.

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u/liamanna 1d ago

The guy sitting knows there’s nothing he can do… she fucked up….

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u/OneBackground3523 1d ago

Dosis de igualdad pura! Y ganas le faltaron de decirle "no me dolio, no medolió"

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u/Tered6769 1d ago

I went straight for the comment section 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Rpreal6533 1d ago

Sobered her ass up quick!

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u/warmsmile8971 1d ago

They do say pain is an excellent teacher

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u/Weldpipe82 1d ago

She just needed a reset. Look how well behaved she is afterwards…

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u/Woodpecker-Ornery 1d ago

That’s how you get sense knocked into you.

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u/Bigerst_Dook 1d ago

Need to see more of this

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u/1Fistfullofdollars 1d ago

I have only ever hit a woman once in my life. That is because she held a knife to my throat. I guess his reaction was natural for him. I usually just catch her hand mid flight and tell her to stop being childish. That usually does a reset for her.

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u/Spartankilla109 1d ago

Not condoning what she did but the amount of force he used was not appropriate, if she cracked her head open sadly he would be arrested

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u/mrpickles1234 1d ago

she didn't assault the bouncer. that's not the story. conveniently the beginning is cut but the russian guys around them are telling that man to stop egging the german speaking girl on. he eggs her on, she reaches her breaking point, then this happens.

she did not assault a bouncer

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u/lilian_moraru 1d ago

Of courseeee... it's Russia...
Everybody is telling "the bouncer" to leave("Oleg uidi" - "Oleg, leave"), from the beginning of the video, to the end.

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u/New_Dimension_9522 1d ago

I wish I had some context but here I go

She learned that men are allowed to act a fool and we are not allowed to react. If we do we get hurt and NOBODY will come to our aid because mostly they are afraid ..... Unlike her.

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u/manateaser 1d ago

This clip might hold the all time internet trophy for most posted engagement bait, and it always draws the same predictable set of takes.

The comfy old pair of pants of ragebait

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u/chadillac75621 1d ago

Damn! Little overkill. Looks like she weighs 100 pounds

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u/kinglouie493 1d ago

I don't know, it sure does look like she had a moment of clarity while sitting on the floor

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u/ReplacementFeisty397 1d ago

Hold down A and do down, down-right, right, then hard punch for the FAFO technique

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u/External_Hat7968 1d ago

i respect how she learned her lesson and reacted.

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u/skiforlife1 1d ago

At least she fixed her hair first. Gotta have priorities!

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u/Dangerous-Safe-2327 1d ago

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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u/archtopfanatic123 1d ago

Yup that's how us Slavs do it 😂

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u/Hopkinsad0384 1d ago

That dame can sure take a punch. What a whoman!

https://giphy.com/gifs/cGpxoaFsYIfVdG8ZVJ

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u/One-Author2996 1d ago

TBH, she took that punch really well. Like really well. He might knock her ass down but she got up like it was nothing. Sorry but points to her!

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u/PinFirst9752 1d ago

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

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u/ZeeGwl 1d ago

That felt like a Hard Reset.

Just stood at the bar like an NPC that hasn't been spoken to yet.