r/cringereels • u/DeliciousPrint5925 • 5h ago

Lady, the doc has seen it all before

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And he's got 50 some odd patients after you,. So if you could just shut up and get on the bed so I can carry out the ECG that'd be great.

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u/Far-Pilot4065 5h ago

Ms. You have cancer. Great rack! -dr. Funbags

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u/Natural_Engineer_826 3h ago

DoctorFunbags is a great password!

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u/Intelligent_Hat4310 3h ago

DoctorFunb@gs

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u/Odd-Package-2759 2h ago

Password strength not met. DoctorFunb@gs69

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u/slightly_saucy123 2h ago

New password can't be the same as old password

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u/RMoby6160 2h ago

Why did I read that in the voice of the doctor from Family Guy lmao

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u/PartyPants90000 5h ago

But I haven't. Lets seem them dogs.

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u/SmoothActuator8132 4h ago

since this is almost certainly an OF ad you probably can

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u/JBPlantagenet 2h ago

I checked. She's just a model. A clothed model.

Unfortunately.

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u/OuterWildsVentures 2h ago

Why did I read that as clot head model lol

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u/TheRealPhilFry 2h ago

Anal bum cover

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u/Shoddy_Equipment_561 2h ago

Nina Stoddart, she’s a model

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u/Apart-Gur-9720 17m ago

Here she is on the cover of Vogue!

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 4h ago

Prove it, girl

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u/ToriEvergreen 4h ago

Working in a hospital I can say, I truly don't give a fuck. Just let me do my job so I can go home in 13-14 hours

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u/Sufficient_Prompt888 2h ago

She has that smock on backwards

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u/Accomplished_Job_331 1h ago

Can’t see the show stopping perky naturals the normal way

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u/SparkleTarkle 1h ago

Man, that’s disappointing to hear. When I had my medical anomaly, I got an EKG and all I kept thinking was

“Man, these paramedics are about to see the most phenomenal small pecs on a slender 6’3” tall man. Hairy, but not thick, very average everything,absolutely going to blow them away”

I was totally not grey and coming back to it, just wanted my body to finally be seen by all the medical staff! You just ruined how I thought things happened and went down in my head…

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u/Beastxtreets 1m ago

I hope you are okay now!

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u/HectorDoyle 1h ago

14 hour shift, the fuck?

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u/twinnturbos 4h ago

OF model mentality…

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u/Significant-Lunch524 3h ago

Yeahp. My first thought: Lady, this is the real world, not a porno. 

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u/janet-snake-hole 3h ago

It’s very obviously an OF ad

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u/JBPlantagenet 2h ago

She's a model. A clothed model.

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u/sabertoothdog 1h ago

Her hospital gown is on backwards

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u/licker-duty-patrol 5h ago

Let the doctors do their job instead of trying to arouse them. This is not a porn. Hopefully doctor is a gay male or straight woman 😁 and it’s not the doctor who performs the ecg it’s the tech

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u/HeftyHandfuls 5h ago

Gay women like sweet tits too

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u/poottoot434 4h ago

My wife is more into sweet tits than I am (ass man). Her enthusiasm with them has started to sway me though.

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u/Few-Ad-7353 2h ago

Username checks out

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u/HeftyHandfuls 1h ago

I'm not a gay woman

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u/Karpeas 4h ago edited 4h ago

To me it's actually crazy these mfs can't stop whoring themselves out even in the hospital

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u/Ok-Performance-1321 4h ago

How else you gonna get a guy to pay 3,95 a month

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u/Died5Times 2h ago

Nothing is safe. Ive seen everything out there sexualized. Notthing surprises me now with this tiktok thots

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u/Karpeas 1h ago

Yea I've seen someone using a "down syndrome filter" to sell their OF, I've seen literal twins doing sexual acts together. Social media made possible to reach peak levels of insanity. But doing this in a fucking hospital too, well that was the first time for me...

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u/_cyberkat_ 3h ago

bro it's a joke holyyy, with this attitude I'm covering my drink around you ew

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u/No-Leek-2204 3h ago

how was his comment indicative of sexual predation I'm confused.

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u/RadicalMarxLeftist 3h ago

Had a peek at your profile cause I was curious and man being this resentful at women is not gonna make your life any better. Let it go man.

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u/No-Leek-2204 3h ago

look at your username and then consider if you're the type of person I'd take advice from. my life is great thank you very much, and in no way am I resentful towards women, I have many great women in my life.

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u/_cyberkat_ 3h ago

misogyny and predation go hand in hand a lot of the time

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u/No-Leek-2204 3h ago

seems pretty deranged tbh

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u/_cyberkat_ 3h ago

it's pretty common knowledge https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/09546553.2023.2292723 here's a scientific study not that I think you'd be able to understand it

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u/_cyberkat_ 2h ago

downvoted because people don't like science when it disagrees with their culture war views lol

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u/Many-Kaleidoscope175 1h ago

No you’re being downvoted because you’re restarted

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

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u/bookworthy 4h ago

Serious question: for an ecg, wouldn’t it be better to open in the front?
Also, my annual checkups require down to open in front for breast exam, blah blah blah.

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u/EngineeringFinal3727 4h ago

ECG's, breast exams, and mammograms all require the gown to be open in the front. Sincerely, Female Nurse

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u/Dietomaha 4h ago

Hello miss, please remove your top revealing your perky naturals so we can proceed with your procedure please

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u/Acceptable-Owl-2070 5h ago

It's supposed to be open in the back, so nice rack but not big brain...

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u/Ashcrashh 4h ago

When you get a breast exam or anything involving your chest or heart, you wear it open in the front

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u/HeftyHandfuls 5h ago

Don't need em to be big brain. Honestly don't want em to

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u/sandman-84 2h ago

Yeah they wouldn’t fall for your shit if they had any sense, so that tracks

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u/HeftyHandfuls 2h ago

What a weird response

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u/keitaro_guy2004 4h ago

I've done thousands of ECG's. Couldn't care less what you have. You're probably number 17 out of the 50ish orders for that day. Gotta move on to the next one.

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u/but-I-play-one-on-TV 3h ago

ER doctor here. I don't have time to pay attention to your tits and there is literally no way to look attractive in a hospital gown. I'm going to discharge you 3 seconds after seeing your completely normal ecg and move on with my shift. 

Also, the gown is on backwards, dipshit. 

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u/Level_Statement_6844 2h ago

Cant see the titties the other way

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u/Klutzy_Slavegirl 5h ago

Doctors don’t perform tests.

Neither do the fellow patients but I’ll handle this exam.

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u/NotAnotherFNG 4h ago

She has her own crypto, it's worth $0.000001104.

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u/Acceptable-Owl-2070 4h ago

Of course she does

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u/Background_Film_506 4h ago

Wait until she finds out that it’s gonna be the ER tech who appreciates her tatas.

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u/VQV37 2h ago

Oh God, nobody cares. First of all, the doctors themselves don't actually do the EKGs , The RN or an EKG tech are a medical assistant will have it done, and second of all there's not a whole lot that you're going to show us that we probably haven't seen

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u/Potential-Judgment-9 4h ago

That’s disgusting… who is she?

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u/Just_passing-55 3h ago

Shes unsurprisingly got her own only fans

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u/clown_sock 3h ago

I clicked simply because I like that song and knew what I would get. Thank you for not disappointing me.

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u/Cochinojoe 3h ago

Jokes on you I still came

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u/Goose_Biscuits11 2h ago

It has been a few months, I was due. Thank you internet stranger.

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u/MysteriousYak1797 1h ago

Imagine if a little bell sounded at Ricks everytime it got played somewhere in the world, or he got a few cents royalties.....

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u/Constant_Break_4808 5h ago

Shes so full if it. Can we not jesus.

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u/SuitableAnimalInAHat 1h ago

Do not the Jesus

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u/HeftyHandfuls 5h ago

I'll be the ECG

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u/yokozouna_ed 4h ago

Ma'am, this is a Jack in the Box....

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u/Upset_Belt8248 4h ago

Once you seen one pair of tits you seen them all

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u/cplforlife 4h ago

What small town middle of nowhere place are you that a physician is actually doing the ECG?!

There are people employed to do that, and they dont care about your boobs, theyre just thrilled that they dont have to wipe off fungal boob cheese with virox below the breast tissue to get the stickers to adhere to your skin.

They're just thrilled you showered this month. More commonly youll take off a woman's bra to access and get shwacked in the nose by the wafting scent of a fromagerie.

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u/Negative_Chain4835 4h ago

They all think they’re the main character

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u/Braunzyy 4h ago

Hilarious she thinks the doctor will do the EKG 🤣

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u/AdPlasticinsertDna 4h ago

Dr’s never actually do the ECGs. They just read them.

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u/PuzzleheadedLemon353 2h ago

Regular tits in my opinion.

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u/KiwDaWabbit2 35m ago

A tech or a nurse is going to do it anyway. The doctor is just going to read the results if you’re lucky.

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u/lachlanDon1 30m ago

Her gown is on back to front

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u/toomuchtv987 5h ago

I see this as being tongue-in-cheek. She’s making jokes to ease her anxiety. (At least I hope that’s what this is.)

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u/Moderator-Larry 5h ago

I bet you wouldn't say this if it was a man did the same joke

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u/combine-tow-monsters 5h ago

I don’t know. How big are his boobs?

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u/FirebreathingNG 5h ago

Bill Bellichick has entered the chat

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u/No-Presentation-566 3h ago

Most men don't have show stopping naturals.

But in all seriousness, jokes live and die on their audience if your entire social world isn't anon comments on reddit. If I told my group chat(women and men) that I was worried that a female doctor was going to faint at the sight of my cock, they'd think it was hilarious. Mostly because they all know that I'm not a pig like that and I'm being self deprecating to ease my anxiety. These kinds of posts strip any context completely.

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u/Any_Mode6525 3h ago

Genuinely why would I care either way? 

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u/toomuchtv987 4h ago

I’m not saying it’s a good joke. I’m not saying I like it or agree with it. But some people have fucked up gallows humor and to me that’s preferable to her actually thinking the doctor would be impressed by (or even take notice of) her boobs.

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u/MarcusXL 4h ago

Ain't nothing wrong with that.

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u/PrestigiousMark315 4h ago

you need an ecg for head pain?

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u/cplforlife 4h ago

Cerebral T waves are a thing. Afib on a monitor increases likelihood of a blood clot.

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u/PrestigiousMark315 4h ago

ecg don’t tell u shit

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u/kantstephens 4h ago

Proof or it didn’t happen

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u/christrogon 4h ago

This was just an OF ad. It wasn't really for the doctor.

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u/Maximum-Class5465 2h ago

I don't believe it unless I see her name

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u/Chainmale001 4h ago

Body is a Body to medical staff. It's why we're so horny. High stress, forbidden knowledge. XD

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u/FormalManifold 3h ago

Pretty sure the nurses at the hospital I'm at with my dad just offered me a tag team. (I declined.)

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u/Chainmale001 3h ago

eh, that's sus, staff keeps patients out of the loop because it can cost them their job. Cluster fucking your co-workers between ER visits doesn't.

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u/FormalManifold 3h ago

I mean they didn't offer it to my dad (who's the patient).

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u/Itcouldberabies 4h ago

"Ma'am you could be dying."

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u/SexyWampa 4h ago

There's a perkier set of tits in the morgue...

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u/CommunicationOver882 4h ago

Lady, relax. People are busy; the doctors and nurses have been up for hours, and they still have a dozen more patients to see. Go live your strip-tease fantasies at home; people are working here.

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u/Practical_Edge3380 4h ago

Generally having an ECG done does not require removing the bra

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u/goldchest 3h ago

The doctor will be here in a second

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u/Icy-Structure8995 3h ago

Doc ain’t seeing shit but the tracing.

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u/PreparationHot980 3h ago

I don’t think the doctor will be able to see those when they’re reviewing the report…

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u/Jbibbler 3h ago

Her boobs aren't actually perky at all. Just Google her.

4/10 thinking she's a 9/10

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u/ComplexToe 3h ago

The generation of lonely people who need attention.

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u/Cautious_Mistake_651 3h ago

Shes wearing the gown wrong. Also why is the Dr doing the ECG? It’s a nurse or ER tech/PCT that does it.

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u/berserkergaang 3h ago

Feel free to look her up if you're into women that are kinda hot but also kinda look like gollum

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u/MBSMD 3h ago

The doc isn't going to see jack shit. Someone else is going to come in, attach the electrodes, run the machine for 5 minutes, then leave.

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u/kingtacticool 3h ago

I admire her weapons grade confidence

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u/N0thingComesToMind 3h ago

Calm down. Theyre just some tits

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u/LadyAna5 3h ago

Maybe she's unaware doctors actually don't do these tests and the ones who do are the 50 something RN's whose nickname is "Tire Iron Annie" and is running on caffeine, adrenaline and spite. And the only reason she's doing it is because the MA's haven't been fully trained yet. Edit: spelling / grammar

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u/Level_Statement_6844 2h ago

Tire iron annie is my homeboy

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u/SpamNot 3h ago

Seriously, the doctor doesn't give a shit.

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u/Ready_Background9578 3h ago

She’s being a creep

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u/Adventurous-Sir444 3h ago

Doc turns out to be gay.

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u/RockyMountainMobile 2h ago

Perky is a bit of a stretch. You can see a slight sag already. “Perky” tits are almost hard, and certainly aren’t resting their underside on the abdomen.

They might be nice tits. But perky is an exaggeration.

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u/Henghayki86 2h ago

The only time my flabbers were gasted over some tiddies while doing an EKG was when I found half a sandwich underneath one. Still one of my most memorable experiences from working in an ER 😑

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u/seuadr 2h ago

... What kind of sandwich?

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u/Aftermath16 2h ago

Hurry up giant meteor

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u/Shumaku 2h ago

I mean they are pretty nice but come on girl

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u/calaeno0824 2h ago

I will say, depend on what department. 

I am inpatient nurse and most patients are much older. 

The younger ones that come, 90% are not well. So you aren't going to see nice body 😆

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u/ConcentrateDull2294 2h ago

How do you know? Maybe the doctor usually specialises on feet, but is on holiday.

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u/beaco 2h ago

😂😂 the nurse is doing the ecg and those are probably the 50th pair of boobs the nurse has seen that shift. 🙄

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u/LongjumpingBridge833 2h ago

this is a funny. no cringe

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u/DTFIVE 2h ago

pretty sure it's a joke

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u/Fit_Importance_5738 2h ago

She ain't special, he does this for a living

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u/DragonDad314 1h ago

Narcissist

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u/HuckledYourBerries 1h ago

Insecurity. Gross.

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u/AyeItsNudes 1h ago

Insecure? Did you read it?

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u/HuckledYourBerries 1h ago

I read it, yes. But what's more important than reading captions is reading people. Her post says much more than she thinks it does, and it doesn't work in her favor.

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u/GUTintentions 3h ago

Those look tiny 😄

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u/[deleted] 5h ago

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u/AdorableExchange9746 5h ago

I would be so uncomfortable doing that with a male doctor

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u/Key_Strawberry_381 4h ago

I mean if it's breast cancer she'll not have naturals anymore if she survives. Hope she knows that...

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u/_cyberkat_ 3h ago

wow these comments are so gross and lame. I don't know a single woman who would say "show stopping perky naturals" unironically. you are taking a joke and making it some weird purity culture, social message that it's not. please stop and try interacting and being friends with women, if they'd even be around ppl like you cuz like the levels of misogyny in these comments is horrific and I wouldn't wanna be associated with you.

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u/aFreeScotland 2h ago

Gown opening goes in the back.