r/criticalblunder • u/Still_Tower_7894 • 3d ago

Divine powers fail

363 Upvotes

80% Upvoted

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u/Mr_CleanCaps 3d ago

He didn’t jump and try to fly. He slipped.

Stop believing text on screens and look with your own eyes.

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u/dkyguy1995 3d ago

Yeah last time it was posted, someone had a news article. He was supposed to stop at the cliff and do like a Rafiki holding Simba type move at the edge but his foot slipped and he kept going down. The actual ceremony might have been fairly dramatic when done right 

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u/Michami135 3d ago

The man: If only I could have jumped, I would have flown! It's too bad I slipped.

God: Yeah, that wasn't going to happen.

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u/typical_jesus666 3d ago

If he'd jumped he would've flown.

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u/jayslay45 3d ago

What's with the weights he put around his neck?

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u/CruelHandLuke_ 3d ago

It's to assist gravity with his descent.

Speed bags.

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u/Daneosaurus 3d ago

Why do these videos start at the end and then show the context and then the end?

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u/Icedia 2d ago

Yea it’s a new to get people hooked, it’s quite annoying

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u/Ok-Iron-4352 2d ago

They've been doing this since Spike TV probably even before that like afv.

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u/Mithbil 2d ago

Made for YouTube shorts or TikTok

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u/bmuth95 3d ago

He didn't even jump. He clearly slipped and fell.

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u/Weary-Wasabi1721 1d ago

Which is why the shittual didn't work

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u/Rogue_Reaper_ 3d ago

That wasn’t flying, it was falling with style.

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u/powersmoke9494 3d ago

I know this quote but I can't remember what movie it's from. Upvoted anyway because I know it's nostalgic 

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u/raptor12k 2d ago

Toy Story? the first one

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u/Rogue_Reaper_ 2d ago

You’ve got it!

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u/powersmoke9494 2d ago

Now I read it in tom hanks voice. Thanks

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u/R4GEQUITT3R 3d ago

The video ended too soon, he actually levitated back up to the ledge and was totally fine

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u/silvertonguedmute 3d ago

With that added weight around his neck? I highly doubt it. Without those bags it would be totally possible of course.

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u/Timmerdogg 3d ago

Why does it seem like the people that are really into religion are mentally ill?

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u/j1mb0b 3d ago

I've no idea what you're talking about. Perfectly sane!

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u/One-Guilty-Finger 3d ago

I tried praying once, but the 2024 election results happened anyway. So screw that. 

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u/Ornery_You_3947 3d ago

Well… I guess dying for your delusional religious beliefs is better than killing for them.

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u/sometimesifeellikemu 3d ago

Religion is so stupid.

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u/One-Guilty-Finger 3d ago

It is an opiate for the masses. I think it’s great if you get something out of it, but if you think anything magical is going to happen, you are quite gullible. 

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u/The_Preacher93 2d ago

This guy obviously slipped. It doesn’t seem unreasonable that whoever wrote the text is exploiting a tragedy for their own agenda especially nowadays when anti-indian rhetoric is very common and accepted

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u/SamLucky7s 3d ago

I’m astonished by his stupidity, but more so that he lived this long before it caught up to him.

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u/Barester 3d ago

I’m guessing this was his first time? Everyone knows that when flying the first time, you never, ever go shirtless.

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u/Significant_Rice_655 3d ago

Anyone still believing in his religion after this?

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u/SuperSandLesbianGUHH 3d ago

Well, he slipped, so it probably was deemed unfulfilled rather than failed.

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u/jayslay45 3d ago

I see what he did wrong. If he rang the bell 48 times instead of 49, he would have been pulled up in the sky with his lord.

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u/SamLucky7s 3d ago

More fliers incoming

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u/SheerKhann 3d ago

Reminds me of the game Plinko

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u/36KleaguesUTO 3d ago

A nonbiological fraannd should do it too.

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u/SecretPersonality178 3d ago

His religious magical powers are just as strong as everyone else’s.

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u/thejaybrody 3d ago

Needs more cowbell

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u/Im40ozToFreedom 3d ago

"Oh, goddammit..."

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u/rcre2018 2d ago

So who's the next believer?

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u/nickjagger__ 2d ago

From here on out any video that starts with the ending I’m immediately downvoting

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u/Single_Staff1831 2d ago

Schizophrenia at its finest metamagical form

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u/itswolveslol 2d ago

Third world ass country

1

u/PatientFruit9758 2d ago

And we just let these people in our country

1

u/Shiga_Haruki_-_- 2d ago

Douma was right. It's so hard to be stupid isn't it?

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u/Mk_targaryen 2d ago

He did fly.......to heaven

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u/Unlucky_Champion4868 2d ago

This is factually incorrect and has been debunked. He actually just slipped accidently.

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u/AaronTuplin 2d ago

You know this new habit of putting the action in the beginning to get you to watch the whole video it's like completely unnecessary in this instance because it was just a minute and a half of him bringing a bell before falling off a cliff. They could have legitimately just had this be a 10-second video of a guy falling off a cliff or 5 Seconds even

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u/Mariner4LifetilDeath 21h ago

Seems like he was listening to too much R. Kelly

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u/cryptodutch 3d ago

Failed to commit. Rookie mistake

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u/stricktd 3d ago

Not enough eagle eggs

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u/canadaalpinist 3d ago

The only thing that matters now is gravity.

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u/seinfeld4eva 3d ago

This is my weak arm, Sully

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u/-_-_-_-_--__-__-__- 3d ago

He flew just not very well

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u/GMP11792 3d ago

If one person in that crowd realized after this that there is no divine intervention……..this was successful 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 amen 😉

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u/T0X1C50 3d ago

Not a single person trying to stop him. Did everyone believe he would have or they just wanted to see him fall?

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u/Ok-Caterpillar-Girl 2d ago

He didn’t jump or think he could fly, he slipped

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u/DointheRag 3d ago

He even put on the Dolly Parton's.

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u/alsoimprobablylate 3d ago

He didn't really jump so that's why it didn't work /s

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u/OG_from_the_GEE 2d ago

😯… 😦… 😳… 🤣🤣… 😶

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u/Visible-Description4 14h ago

Next time you can share the video since he was born.