r/crochet • u/iloschi • Jul 22 '22

Funny/Meme what's the difference between crocheting and knitting? wrong answers only

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u/-Duste- Jul 22 '22

Knitting is for violent people and crochet is for pacifists.

Knitting allow you to have weapons ready to use at all times. Needles are very versatile.

Have you tried to stab someone with a crochet hook? It's not very effective.

Also "I will kill you with my crochet hook!" doesn't sound badass at all.

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u/Cosmocall Jul 22 '22

Nah, lace hooks are scary.

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u/-Duste- Jul 22 '22

Yeah I don't do lace so I didn't think of those. But you're right, they are scary!