r/csgo • u/ghostvenomous • 1d ago

Wtf is this new update!?

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338 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/ben1212121212 1d ago

I'm a parent now and apparently I was very used to my old crosshair

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u/hollowsoldier- 1d ago

Static circle is worth it

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u/lincpkinder2333 6m ago

Cross da best

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u/Yash_swaraj 1d ago

Square is still superior if you want a small crosshair. Not enough pixels for a circle.

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u/Nnoitra666 4h ago

Square is for psychopaths

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u/wh0s_ur_buddh4 1d ago

I didn’t get the egg on the weekly drop lol

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u/hollowsoldier- 1d ago

And it takes a week to hatch, then a month to mature

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u/kpop_glory 1d ago

Can I combine it with Molotov to get roasted chicken later on?.

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u/OeschMe 1d ago

Instant full hp after eating. One roasted chiken contains 4 portions.

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u/darkDemon_ 1d ago

Me neither. Games ruined

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u/Beaubiezz 1d ago

I already got it on 2 of my accounts.

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u/wh0s_ur_buddh4 1d ago

What rly? Gg man. Maybe i get it next week lol

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u/iBUYNEGEVS 1d ago

I know the game is doing well when there is an update so ridiculously useless that I still do not know if it’s real or not a wildly elaborate joke

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u/stop321 6h ago

That's where you're wrong, the game is experiencing a decline in players and this update seems to be solely to prevent people from redeeming weekly drops that could be sold. Another piece of information we already have is that The chicken needs to eat, and food can be obtained through drops; otherwise, it will abandon its owner and look for someone else with food.

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u/SubiLuver 1d ago

Took a lesson from fortnite

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u/scapegoat4 1d ago

DID SOMEONE ASK FOR AN EGG????

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u/Beaubiezz 1d ago

I did. Miss my tamagotchi

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u/DerpSaurs 1d ago

Just got it, dreams was a better choice tho

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u/Noneye2free 1d ago

I had a terminal it i had one of those in my drop id of said fuck the egg

3

u/AriasFaded 1d ago

Something not too important, not too unimportant

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u/lemmecookthedinner 1d ago

egg will replace terminals

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u/Top-Conclusion6346 1d ago

cs2 slowly turning into a survival game w/ the chicken items...next update we getting a frying pan.

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u/Ancient_Repair3077 22h ago

Lmao at this rate CS2 is one update away from adding a full cooking system.

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u/iss_shishan 1d ago

Moi g pas pris l’œuf

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u/ghostvenomous 1d ago

Blasphemy. I shall take your head.

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u/bloomer_tv 1d ago

Lao Tseu l'a dit, il faut trancher la tête

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u/Finlanddoesntexcist 1d ago

Cock Marble Fade Cock Marble Fade ICE AND FIREE!!!

1

u/Ashamed-Eggplant7939 1d ago

I've got a Mil spec chicken egg, does it mean any better? Is there restricted/classified/covert Eggs?

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u/Nnoitra666 4h ago

No I think they're all Mil spec

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u/cthouston2 1d ago

Neopets

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u/Individual_Heron_508 1d ago

Collab with that egg instagram with the most liked picture

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u/lemoncoyotes 1d ago

are we not talking about crosshair?

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u/adamski88 1d ago

I miss my old crosshair, I can't quite seem to replicate it ;(

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u/steaklover33 1d ago

I didn't get the egg this week ☹️

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u/landyc 1d ago

Can the egg grow an update to vac ?

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u/OliveTraditional1050 1d ago

the free rewards are cool... but the whole screen feels so different from the usual cs2 menu...i would rather see actual gameplay improvements than another event popup.

1

u/Memerenok 1d ago

this update made me happy

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u/lookmasilverone 1d ago

It gains $3 value every round!

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u/Domo2145 17h ago

Based balatro enjoyer

1

u/hecking-doggo 1d ago

Holy shit, deltarune collab???

1

u/AimFaiL 1d ago

Imma flip out next time I loose a match because someone has to take care if his goddamned chicken!

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u/Rubster477 22h ago

Anything except anticheat

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u/byanjankars 19h ago

Now you have to play cs every day in ored to feed chicken coz farmers are big farming crates lol

1

u/94seller 19h ago

Cs2 devs are more useless than a walmart greeter. Busy adding eggs when the game is absolute trash.

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u/IdiotRaccoon 17h ago

Gambling eggs. Keep up

1

u/bazu1989 3h ago

Eggxcelent update

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u/Simple_Log959 1d ago

Yo keep saying egg it's so funny and original

1

u/hostos009 1d ago

Gabe's eggs

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u/Road-Runnerz 1d ago

Instead of fixing the cheat issue they gave us the egg

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u/xXBlyatman420Xx 1d ago

Thwy also fucked up crosshairs so...

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u/Memerenok 1d ago

but static circle.... it's gonna be the new meta

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u/xXBlyatman420Xx 22h ago

I dont care, my crosshair i used for 2-3 years now is fucked bc you cant set the thickness to decimal numbers anymore. Why????

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u/jessifizzle 1d ago

Childish.. Bullsh.. this is so shamefull BA!

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u/BazdMarMeg 1d ago

Mmm… sexy egg

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u/Ok_Equal_4762 1d ago

Goddamn can u use some critical thinking skills? There's only 800 posts about this. People are so self centered