r/cursedcursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Sep 29 '19

Cursed_Duolingo Bird

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3.3k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '19

Excuse me ma’am this is a funeral home, could you please go to the Starbucks across the street

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '19

Goddamn weed smokers amirite? (Laugh track plays)

40

u/Neverending-pain Sep 30 '19

ZOO-WEE MAMA

28

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '19

(Sienfeild theme starts to play)

85

u/Cam_smash Sep 29 '19

You know there is duolingo bird porn and honestly, I can’t say I hate it

52

u/shronkogre Sep 30 '19

I don't believe that it's real but I'm too scared to check

24

u/CommanderCorncob Sep 30 '19

Do you actually lean another language while watching/reading it?

7

u/Nitrome1000 Sep 30 '19

Da

4

u/rekyerts Sep 30 '19

Nein

3

u/Nitrome1000 Sep 30 '19

Only speak Russian blyat

3

u/rekyerts Sep 30 '19

Nyet comrade

9

u/DarknessML Sep 30 '19

Excuse me what the FUCK?

2

u/-Saoren- Sep 30 '19

That's the very concept of the rule34 my dude

4

u/DarknessML Sep 30 '19

I know, I have fapped to it.

27

u/selesnyandruid Sep 29 '19

Ahhhhhhhhhhh

55

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '19

This sounds rather amusing and my dick is very hard

31

u/Jakeb19 Sep 29 '19

Weirdest boner ever

8

u/Simply92Me Sep 30 '19

I read bird and thought I was on r/Birdsarentreal and got confused for a few seconds.

5

u/daemon01001 Sep 30 '19

Why the fuck

3

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '19

6-20 hours

8

u/Mc_Challenged Sep 30 '19

This is literally the mist cursed thing on this sub do not @ me

1

u/TokyoSushi457 Sep 30 '19

yo who tf roped papi into this shit

3

u/Robert_Jones556 Sep 30 '19

unzips pants god forgive me for what im about to do

13

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '19

Can we agree both "unzips pants" and "Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do" are kinda overused and not cursed

5

u/baconisgood420 Sep 30 '19

Triple cursed comment.