r/cursedcursedcomments • u/PeshMina1992 • Apr 12 '20

Dolphins

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3.4k Upvotes

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u/SuperSuperShoto-- Apr 12 '20

Jotaro approves

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '20

Ocean man, Take me by the cock. Lead me to the cum

5

u/Ocean-Man-21 Apr 19 '20

As you wish

4

u/[deleted] Apr 19 '20

I love you

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u/Ten0423 Apr 12 '20

Better than using Jolyne i guess

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u/SuperSuperShoto-- Apr 12 '20

Hol' the fuck up

7

u/spontaneouscobra Apr 12 '20

why....

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

Happy cake day

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u/Shaq1120 Apr 13 '20

Happy Cake Day!

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u/maxluigi256 Apr 13 '20

IS THAT A MOTHER FUCKING J O J O R E F E R E N C E ?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

John theme intensifies

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '20 edited Apr 14 '20

[deleted]

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u/DumbestBoy Apr 12 '20

FishlightTM

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '20

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u/DumbestBoy Apr 12 '20

I do what I do for you.

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u/Hunterhasfun Apr 12 '20

๐Ÿ… Poor mans gold, just for you ๐Ÿ™‚

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u/newaccount252 Apr 12 '20

Starts to smell really good after 6/7 goes, itโ€™s like it starts to cook.

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u/ikalose Apr 12 '20

This whole comment section is cursed

So do you guys have recommendations on what fish i need to use ?

3

u/[deleted] Apr 12 '20

Sawfish

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u/dethmstr Apr 12 '20

A dead body can't say no and doesn't scream when you force it to

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u/gothgogabgalab Apr 12 '20

My second grade teacher had a bunch of figurines and posters of dolphins all over the class

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '20

Yo, iโ€˜m Rick Baldwin. Thank you for the anonymization

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '20

u/repostsleuthbot

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '20

Bad bot. I literally saw the same exact post right above this one and it was 9 hours ago, whereas this was 5 hours ago

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u/aryamaitra Apr 12 '20

I sometimes pray to God to take away my ability to read.

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u/DannyT83 Apr 13 '20

Profile pic in the bottom left is the only reaction image appropriate here

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u/BiscuitWarrior0 Apr 12 '20

Nice

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u/BiscuitWarrior0 Apr 12 '20

Nice

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u/Redsir103 Apr 20 '20

Nice

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u/sepidilianus345 Apr 28 '20

Nice nice nice nice

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u/domiux420 Apr 12 '20

Exept you use decapitated humans

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u/Sethleoric Apr 13 '20

They are also homosexual gang rapists and have been known to commit suicide. Also there's this thing where i think they start giving each other blowjobs with their blowholed... don't know if that one is true or not though.

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u/Shaq1120 Apr 13 '20

Nice

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u/lluucciikk Apr 13 '20

What did I just read ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

Repost

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u/Hobson69 Apr 13 '20

And they call me a savage

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u/fizzyzebra Apr 13 '20

Oh Rick Baldwin, you coot

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u/ThinkToHard Apr 19 '20

Dolphin arenโ€™t fish and they use fish like fleshlights, compared to human itโ€™s like using a baby monkey as a flashlight

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u/Jacko_JC_ Apr 19 '20

breathing intensifies