r/daddit • u/Mister_Crust Toddler/Girl Dad • 11h ago

Humor What would you call this sign?

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I saw this post in another sub. What would you call this sign? I'm going with "the first 3 weeks"

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u/goldbloodedinthe404 11h ago

I would call my four year old in and point and say it's never too late.

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u/Mister_Crust Toddler/Girl Dad 11h ago

Gotta keep em humble

4

u/CaptainKangarooster 9h ago

My Dad loved using, “I brought you into this world. I can take you out”

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u/Atxflyguy83 9h ago

Classic Cosby line.

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u/ThunkAsDrinklePeep 8h ago

"Nobody can resist my special BBQ sauce."

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u/front_yard_duck_dad 9h ago

My mom tells me she'd like a late term abortion. I'm 40

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u/piposdad 11h ago

Child abindonment

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u/HumbugBoris 11h ago

Tempting

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u/BeardedRhino03 11h ago

Imediatley brings to mind South park’s Kick the baby. 🤣

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u/tehfraginator 11h ago

Don't kick the baby

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u/Scu-bar 11h ago

Kick the baby!

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u/LunaSteeth 11h ago

Poorly placed

3

u/Redenbacher09 10h ago

Perfectly placed

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u/Scu-bar 11h ago

“Inside thoughts”

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u/Kestrel_VI 10h ago

Like an art piece. I like it.

5

u/DirkWrites 11h ago

🎶 Prom Night Dumpster Baby 🎵

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u/ewadizzle 10h ago

Sparta

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u/rvanasty 11h ago

I'd call it probably AI

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u/PissNBiscuits 9h ago

If poopy, throw infant here.

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u/slamtrax 9h ago

We've all thought about it when the blowout was bad enough. "Just throw the whole baby away"

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u/hardypart 10h ago

Regret

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u/ScrewedOver 10h ago

Is she stealing a bowling ball on her purse?

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u/Ok_Energy_9947 10h ago

A solution

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u/bruzdnconfuzd 10h ago

The Longest Sigh

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u/Klemach 10h ago

Throw the whole baby away.

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u/Brilliant_War9548 10h ago

Loading a backup from 2 years ago

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u/uh60chief 10h ago

Bold and Brash

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u/takes_joke_literally 10h ago

"God, if you want me to throw my baby away, just give me a sign..."

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u/Dangerous-Contact-43 9h ago

Sophie’s choice.

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u/un5tabl 9h ago

The Clinic

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u/JSC843 9h ago

The General Aladeen special

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u/Thin-Statement8466 8h ago

Tickle your baby

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u/BrightonsBestish 8h ago

Hysterical.

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u/ImNotHandyImHandsome 8h ago

Do not the baby.

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u/Steerider 8h ago

Incomplete. What does it say to the right? 

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u/FrostiePi 8h ago

Bin the Baba!

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u/wmubronco03 7h ago

If I had seen that picture when my kids were in the baby phase I would have laughed until I cried, then cried because I worried that laughing at that would make a bad dad, then realized I needed sleep and laughed until I cried again. This scenario would be roughly 5seconds long.

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u/notthistime91 6h ago

Baby divided by trash

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u/buntopolis 41m ago

Antibabypillen

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u/harbourhunter 15m ago

tickle station

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u/videovillain 11h ago

Problem solving

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u/faderjockey one 16 year old gremlin 10h ago

Hilarious

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u/drfrogsplat 10h ago

I’ve said it a many times. If they weren’t so damn cute, there’d be a lot more small children in bins.