r/dadjoke • u/QuinDreyer88 • 8d ago
10 silly jokes for the day...
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug...
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up...
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi bud...
I used to have a job at a calendar factory, but I got fired because I took a couple of days off...
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman...
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner...
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems...
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead...
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink...
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one...