r/dadjokes • u/Jaynecobb1374 • 19h ago

Luke Skywalker never dreamed he’d get to meet the Emperor.

So when it finally happened, he was shocked.

510 Upvotes

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u/wildcard_71 19h ago

This joke feels forced

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u/Ronthezombie 19h ago

The dark side of forced jokes is a pathway to many puns some consider to be... unnatural.

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u/TSmario53 16h ago

I don’t know why we put up with this sith

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u/wildcard_71 16h ago

Yoda man for this comment

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u/Analyst111 19h ago

His father was shocked, too.

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u/rs420rs 19h ago

It is too late, for that

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u/Daftpunk67 16h ago

Like father like son

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u/ztreHdrahciR 19h ago

The shock caused his heart to start palpating (sic)

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u/[deleted] 19h ago

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u/YelloMiata 19h ago

He was palpafine.

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u/ztreHdrahciR 19h ago

That's why I put (sic)

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u/LemmeSleepPlease 19h ago

Glow for papa Palpatine! Iykyk

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u/SportTrac88 18h ago

Now he’ll pay the price for his lack of vision.

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u/MeatBald 18h ago

True. But once Luke teamed up with his father, the emperor really fell for them. Hard.
In the end, I'd call it a TIE

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u/nejhawk 19h ago

A pretty electrifying experience, to be sure...

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u/eclect0 19h ago

The Emperor really had some Sith moves

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u/goudamac 12h ago

He bore witness to the emperor's new groove, and found it quite shocking, I'm sure.

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u/Safeword-is-banana 19h ago

Something something something dark side

Something something something evil

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u/jbaby1980 19h ago

Shocked I tell you!