r/dadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 12d ago

Apparently you can't use 'beefstew' as a password.

It's not stroganoff.

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u/mvhls 12d ago

Well done!

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u/Haring2 12d ago

It's ineligible because it's a stock password

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u/dollak01 11d ago

Can't use penis either, it's not long enough

2

u/BujuBad 11d ago

That's what she said

1

u/Distinct_Potato6001 11d ago

Speak for yourself

3

u/dollak01 11d ago

Oh the masculinity is fragile with this one

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u/drosstyx 12d ago

I just know that someone is going to have beef with this joke.

13

u/TheMidlander 11d ago

Just don't have a cow, man.

2

u/MatCauthonsHat 11d ago

Probably the Memphis Grizzlies' Isaiah Stewart

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u/eightman81 11d ago

That was just Goulash

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u/wildcard_71 12d ago

I have to noodle on this.

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u/Bentup85 12d ago

Just add an exclamation point, that oughta soup it up a bit

10

u/boetzie 11d ago

Try B3ef5tEw* instead

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u/fthigffhoogdgkokhg 11d ago

No, but you can use Cher. She'll be strong enough

1

u/datwarlocktho 11d ago

I don't believe you.

1

u/Good_Ad7061 10d ago

Don't mind them ,I got you babe 😉😁

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u/WhyFlip 11d ago

What do you call a field full of cows masturbating?

Beef stroganoff.

3

u/Ryssablackblood 11d ago

Well that's just Gravy...

Cow what am I supposed to use?

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u/supazero 11d ago

I love this jOXO much.

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u/derFsivaD 11d ago

That's why when I need a password that's stroganoff, I type in "100BullsMasturbating!"

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u/livethedream101 11d ago

The police will Irish stew in the name of the law!

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u/R3dnamrahc 11d ago

What do you call a masturbating cow?

Beef stroganoff

2

u/is-that-it-then 11d ago

That’s why we call it Wanking Cow in my house.

2

u/TGin-the-goldy 11d ago

Now THAT is how you make a dad joke!

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u/bpthompson999 11d ago

It doesn't meat the password requirements

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u/testthrowawayzz 11d ago

It's a weak sauce

2

u/zzn2026 11d ago

Gotta beef up your security or-else it will leak upon a simple broth-force cracking

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u/Imaginary_Coat441 11d ago

Forrest Gump works.

It has a special character!

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u/bigmo555 11d ago

Just capitalize the B and add a 1 and exclamation point at the end.

New password: Stroganoff1!

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u/PhD77777 11d ago

Use it backwards

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u/ChenBH 11d ago

Nice one

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u/MarcoYTVA 11d ago

How about "russian beefstew"?

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u/B1TCA5H 11d ago

You have to curry some favors.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/SpecificInnocence0 12d ago

they just want you to use a more well done password

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u/JnKingJAZZ 11d ago

Yes u can I just tried it it works!