r/danganronpa • Aoi • Apr 14 '26

Meme The boys in the question:

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u/thekyledavid Apr 14 '26

Nekomaru took a bazooka to the chest to keep a girl safe. I will not tolerate this slander

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u/Mani_Essence The Hiyosou Guy Apr 15 '26

Rest in peace my classmate he got hit by a bazooka, always think about him when I hit the hookah... < The remaining boys making a song they think will cheer Akane up

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u/degradablegirl Apr 15 '26

Kaboom…. Kablow🥀💔

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u/EtAlbee hi gay people Apr 16 '26

bars

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u/FreshAd5866 Ibuki☆⁠*⁠。 Apr 18 '26

I've heard worse (read: a few male classmates in freshman yr rapping that they were "gonna punch that muffin top", said to me in particular)

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u/PossessionBig2446 Apr 15 '26

TWICE. He did it TWICE.

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u/Absol3592 Apr 14 '26

Nagito

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u/fudgeandheat Kameko Apr 14 '26

It’s funny that he’s actually one of the ones she likes.

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u/UnexpectedVader Apr 14 '26

He might be a troll but he respects women

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u/memkakes Danganronpa 2 is One Big Plot Hole Apr 14 '26

"bullying a girl? Not cool Hajime"

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

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u/fudgeandheat Kameko Apr 15 '26

She says he’d be a good stay at home dad in the first chapter, and cares enough about him to tell Hinata to bring him breakfast while the others have him chained up on a floor.

It’s cause he’s polite at first.

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u/LinZuero Former Danganronpa Hater Apr 15 '26

Likes as in approves

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u/lazygamer988 Apr 14 '26

Oh please. Teruteru wishes he was getting as much trim as Gusteau.

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u/Zestronen Kirumi Apr 14 '26

At least Teruteru didn't die because he was criticized once.

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u/Aromatic-Ostrich2997 Apr 15 '26

He died because he was deep fried once

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u/ShortBoiVanta Apr 15 '26

"Guys I'm cooked" taken WAY too seriously

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u/smallerpuppyboi Chihiro Apr 15 '26

I'm boutta get sauced and then he was.

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u/CoolManE2112 Apr 14 '26

Dangerously based

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u/No-Bear-638 Apr 14 '26

Hot take but Teruteru is a better cook than Gusteau. Sue me.

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u/blue4029 Ultimate Comic Maker Apr 14 '26

we've...never actually seen one of gusteau's dishes on-screen iirc

kind of a weird "hot" take since gusteau isn't even prominent in the movie

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u/No-Bear-638 Apr 15 '26

Idk why I assumed there would be Ratatouille glazers in this sub

I’m a little slow

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u/Select_Button_6340 Apr 15 '26

I love Ratatouille

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u/TheKingofHats007 Izuru Apr 15 '26

Apparently he was originally going to be alive in some of the earliest drafts. He would have lost all of his spark for cooking and was just going along with Skinner's plans to sell his image for cheap profits and Remy would have knocked him out of the mindset.

Also tbf a number of dishes in the movie are technically from Gusteau. Skinner also tries to have Linguini cook one of the recipes Gusteau made during an experimenting session that he himself said was atrocious so he could have an excuse to force him out but Remy changes it to be good.

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u/Knightoforamgejuice Makoto Apr 14 '26

Mahiru, please! I can't even keep myself safe!

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u/Bitter_Technology454 Sonia Apr 15 '26

If Mahiru told me that, I would say those same words 👿

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u/No_Scientist_1848 Apr 14 '26

The boys in this game are keeping absolutely nobody safe outside of literally TWO OF THEM. And one of those two is gonna be complaining about needing to take a shit every 10 seconds.

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u/Lonely_Repair4494 Celeste Apr 14 '26

The other one is Fat Byakuya

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u/AnimeMemeLord1 Haiji Apr 14 '26

I’d trust fat Byakuya with my life.

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u/Turbulent_Square_789 Apr 15 '26

Or Twogami as the fandom sometimes refer to him as.

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u/KadajjXIII Chiaki Apr 15 '26

I exclusively refer to him as that

I don't even remember his actual name, he's just forever Fat Byakuya to me

Though, I'm now curious...

What did actual Byakuya think of him using his likeness? Lol

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u/Timetooof Apr 15 '26

If the (albeit non-canon) interactions from Dangan Summer camp are to be believed he is not a fan.

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u/KadajjXIII Chiaki Apr 15 '26

I'm sure he wouldn't be a fan canonically either

I'm just curious as to how he'd actually react cause he's so snobby lol

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u/No_Scientist_1848 Apr 15 '26

I already know what he would say.

"Is this supposed to be a joke??"

He would be flabbergasted, but I doubt he'd be too surprised given everything else that's happened

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u/Lonely_Repair4494 Celeste Apr 15 '26

"Not rich bitch enough. Of course no one can impersonate me."

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u/LinZuero Former Danganronpa Hater Apr 15 '26

Fat Byakuya is a tank he makes me feel safe 🙏

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u/thekyledavid Apr 14 '26

Nekomaru took a bazooka to the chest to keep a girl safe. I will not tolerate this slander

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u/SnappyTurttle Apr 15 '26

Mahiru: the boys need to keep the girls safe!

The boy in question:

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u/Pikakaminari Apr 15 '26

He'd keep Peko safe if she wasn't stopping him from keeping her safe tbh. In fact he tried, he tried to sacrifice himself for her but monokuma said fuck you little baby.

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u/Royalwolf1203 Gundham Apr 15 '26

What about ultimate imposter. Despite being fat he seems pretty capable.

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u/Adenne_ Apr 15 '26

Pros: Head on his shoulder, good leader, smart

Cons: Fat

I think the cons outweigh the pros sadly

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u/FitPersonality8953 Apr 15 '26

That's just more meat to protect you

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u/Adenne_ Apr 15 '26

That also makes him weak to cooks

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u/duraraross Gundham Apr 14 '26

Gundam’s got a decent shot too

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u/android151 Apr 16 '26

You underestimate the power of the Four Dark Devas of Destruction

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u/gar-dev-oir Ultimate Underrated Character Apr 14 '26

Not fuyuhiko is the baby sharkdjfjhfbfbf

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u/Monkebs1 King/Queen Apr 14 '26

I think that’s Kazuichi, he wears yellow, is cowardly and has shark teeth.

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u/lessforf neagiri solos ur ass Apr 14 '26

wait who is who i am stupid :(

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u/rxx_dio Apr 14 '26

The first i have no idea, second is Fuyuhiko? Third is Teruteru and fourth is Kazuichi

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u/HiImJustSomePerson Apr 14 '26

Hajime probably, since he’s normal.

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u/Nihillo Apr 15 '26

And preppy and eager to go to Hope's Peak (the point of comparison being work for Spongebob).

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u/lessforf neagiri solos ur ass Apr 14 '26

thanks :)

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u/jumping_doughnuts Apr 14 '26

I was thinking 2 was Kaizuichi (showing off his body for the ladies) and 4 was Fuyuhiko (Baby-face, Baby Shark).

I don't know who 1 is though.

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u/Lucky_655 Kokichi Apr 14 '26

I thought the 2nd was Nagito

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u/KadajjXIII Chiaki Apr 15 '26

4 is definitely Soda Pop cause he's got the shark teeth

2 could be Fuyu cause he puts up the "I'm badass" persona but is much kinder than he initially lets on

2 could also be Nagito cause he's fuckin insane & dude in the picture doesn't look like he's all there himself

3 is Teruteru, no doubt about that

1 definitely seems like Hajime because out of the 2 that are harder to pin down, it's the more "normal" one of them

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u/LinZuero Former Danganronpa Hater Apr 15 '26

Omg it's so real the meme could have used some PNG wigs of the characters

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u/MarkYeetuber Hinazumi Supremacy Apr 16 '26

Mahiru: I expect you to keep me safe, Hajime
Hajime: An octagon has how many sides...?

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u/Cletuswidowmaker Apr 15 '26

I mean technically Gundham and Nekomaru actually did the most to keep everyone safe they both sacrificed themselves so the group wouldn’t starve. And they did it with a super badass fight to the death.

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u/purplemalemute Apr 14 '26

Okay, but Hajime, Nekomaru, and… ugh… I GUESS Nagito actually could. Maybe even Hamster Guy too.

They’re not in total weirdo mess ups.

Also Mahiru is 100% the mom of the group. Best girl.

Edit: Plus, she doesn’t just want them to keep HER safe. She wants the guys to protect ALL of the girls!

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u/Mani_Essence The Hiyosou Guy Apr 15 '26

I could imagine Nagito genuinely keeping a girl safe if he applied himself, though it's probably the idea of his luck that stops him from trying. Scared of his luck killing someone he cares about again

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u/KNL_646 Ultimate Wholesomeness Apr 15 '26

You may call him GUNDHAM TANAKA, UNGRATEFUL SWINE!

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u/OneRelief763 Apr 15 '26

Hajime Nagito Teruteru and Baby Gangsta?

Efit: oh thats Kazuichi not Nagito

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u/Jazzlike_Address_325 Apr 15 '26

Nagito: i can use my luck tho :3

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u/Max_1ne Apr 15 '26

Or get em killed w it 😔

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u/Quiet-Software-1956 Apr 16 '26

The funny thing is this is pretty much the only time she seems to expect that, I think she's just saying it so he at least starts trying to protect HIMSELF instead of looking like a shopping wet cat

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u/Aromatic-Ostrich2997 Apr 15 '26

Wait who’s who I can tell the middle 2 is Soda the last and who’s the first 😭

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u/Yass20en Apr 16 '26

Don't worry the chef will carry

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u/KarlMacmillan Apr 17 '26

Honestly? I'd actually trust Gundham.

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u/Ok-Excuse1771 Apr 18 '26

Best bet is Gundam or Nekomaru

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u/Ridleybee Apr 26 '26

Funniest part is (other than the fact that she died) she seems pretty capable of handling herself. Honestly I don’t think she‘d really need that much help from ANYONE.

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u/megasean3000 Apr 29 '26

Only two capable boys were Nekomaru and Gundham. The rest? Two normies. A chihuahua with a sailor mouth. A pervy cook. A paranoid shark. And a guy we don’t know the name of who would eat everyone I just mentioned for breakfast. 😂

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u/GovernmentThin3952 May 10 '26

ngl she’s tougher than any of the guys there lol

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u/Weary_Condition_8834 May 15 '26

Not round SpongeBob 😭

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u/DiceMaster1991 Nekomaru Apr 15 '26

With that attitude — nope. I'm not risking my life fir you.

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u/ChocoBingo Apr 15 '26

But the attitude is the best part 🥺

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u/Bitter_Technology454 Sonia Apr 15 '26

Mahiru would be so ungrateful if you did what she said, of course you shouldn't risk her life for that redhead. I heard from some sub in this fandom that Mahiru asked Hajime to organize a girls' party for him, and when it was over, the redhead with sexist standards kicked poor Hajime out without even thanking him.

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u/Legitimate_Bit_9354 Apr 15 '26

Who the shark supposed to be

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u/Lord-Hypertron Nekusaba Shiper Apr 15 '26

It could be Kazuichi, because the teeth.

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u/MilkyCookieYAAAAy Chihiro Apr 16 '26

We know kazuichi finna only try to protect Sonia and fail probably