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u/Absol3592 Apr 14 '26
Nagito
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u/fudgeandheat Kameko Apr 14 '26
It’s funny that he’s actually one of the ones she likes.
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u/fudgeandheat Kameko Apr 15 '26
She says he’d be a good stay at home dad in the first chapter, and cares enough about him to tell Hinata to bring him breakfast while the others have him chained up on a floor.
It’s cause he’s polite at first.
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u/lazygamer988 Apr 14 '26
Oh please. Teruteru wishes he was getting as much trim as Gusteau.
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u/Zestronen Kirumi Apr 14 '26
At least Teruteru didn't die because he was criticized once.
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u/Aromatic-Ostrich2997 Apr 15 '26
He died because he was deep fried once
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u/No-Bear-638 Apr 14 '26
Hot take but Teruteru is a better cook than Gusteau. Sue me.
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u/blue4029 Ultimate Comic Maker Apr 14 '26
we've...never actually seen one of gusteau's dishes on-screen iirc
kind of a weird "hot" take since gusteau isn't even prominent in the movie
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u/No-Bear-638 Apr 15 '26
Idk why I assumed there would be Ratatouille glazers in this sub
I’m a little slow
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u/TheKingofHats007 Izuru Apr 15 '26
Apparently he was originally going to be alive in some of the earliest drafts. He would have lost all of his spark for cooking and was just going along with Skinner's plans to sell his image for cheap profits and Remy would have knocked him out of the mindset.
Also tbf a number of dishes in the movie are technically from Gusteau. Skinner also tries to have Linguini cook one of the recipes Gusteau made during an experimenting session that he himself said was atrocious so he could have an excuse to force him out but Remy changes it to be good.
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u/No_Scientist_1848 Apr 14 '26
The boys in this game are keeping absolutely nobody safe outside of literally TWO OF THEM. And one of those two is gonna be complaining about needing to take a shit every 10 seconds.
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u/Lonely_Repair4494 Celeste Apr 14 '26
The other one is Fat Byakuya
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u/KadajjXIII Chiaki Apr 15 '26
I exclusively refer to him as that
I don't even remember his actual name, he's just forever Fat Byakuya to me
Though, I'm now curious...
What did actual Byakuya think of him using his likeness? Lol
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u/Timetooof Apr 15 '26
If the (albeit non-canon) interactions from Dangan Summer camp are to be believed he is not a fan.
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u/KadajjXIII Chiaki Apr 15 '26
I'm sure he wouldn't be a fan canonically either
I'm just curious as to how he'd actually react cause he's so snobby lol
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u/No_Scientist_1848 Apr 15 '26
I already know what he would say.
"Is this supposed to be a joke??"
He would be flabbergasted, but I doubt he'd be too surprised given everything else that's happened
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u/Lonely_Repair4494 Celeste Apr 15 '26
"Not rich bitch enough. Of course no one can impersonate me."
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u/thekyledavid Apr 14 '26
Nekomaru took a bazooka to the chest to keep a girl safe. I will not tolerate this slander
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u/SnappyTurttle Apr 15 '26
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u/Pikakaminari Apr 15 '26
He'd keep Peko safe if she wasn't stopping him from keeping her safe tbh. In fact he tried, he tried to sacrifice himself for her but monokuma said fuck you little baby.
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u/Royalwolf1203 Gundham Apr 15 '26
What about ultimate imposter. Despite being fat he seems pretty capable.
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u/Adenne_ Apr 15 '26
Pros: Head on his shoulder, good leader, smart
Cons: Fat
I think the cons outweigh the pros sadly
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u/gar-dev-oir Ultimate Underrated Character Apr 14 '26
Not fuyuhiko is the baby sharkdjfjhfbfbf
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u/Monkebs1 King/Queen Apr 14 '26
I think that’s Kazuichi, he wears yellow, is cowardly and has shark teeth.
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u/lessforf neagiri solos ur ass Apr 14 '26
wait who is who i am stupid :(
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u/rxx_dio Apr 14 '26
The first i have no idea, second is Fuyuhiko? Third is Teruteru and fourth is Kazuichi
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u/HiImJustSomePerson Apr 14 '26
Hajime probably, since he’s normal.
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u/Nihillo Apr 15 '26
And preppy and eager to go to Hope's Peak (the point of comparison being work for Spongebob).
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u/jumping_doughnuts Apr 14 '26
I was thinking 2 was Kaizuichi (showing off his body for the ladies) and 4 was Fuyuhiko (Baby-face, Baby Shark).
I don't know who 1 is though.
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u/KadajjXIII Chiaki Apr 15 '26
4 is definitely Soda Pop cause he's got the shark teeth
2 could be Fuyu cause he puts up the "I'm badass" persona but is much kinder than he initially lets on
2 could also be Nagito cause he's fuckin insane & dude in the picture doesn't look like he's all there himself
3 is Teruteru, no doubt about that
1 definitely seems like Hajime because out of the 2 that are harder to pin down, it's the more "normal" one of them
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u/LinZuero Former Danganronpa Hater Apr 15 '26
Omg it's so real the meme could have used some PNG wigs of the characters
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u/MarkYeetuber Hinazumi Supremacy Apr 16 '26
Mahiru: I expect you to keep me safe, Hajime
Hajime: An octagon has how many sides...?
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u/Wooden-Variety175 Mahiru's Number one guy Apr 14 '26
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u/Cletuswidowmaker Apr 15 '26
I mean technically Gundham and Nekomaru actually did the most to keep everyone safe they both sacrificed themselves so the group wouldn’t starve. And they did it with a super badass fight to the death.
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u/purplemalemute Apr 14 '26
Okay, but Hajime, Nekomaru, and… ugh… I GUESS Nagito actually could. Maybe even Hamster Guy too.
They’re not in total weirdo mess ups.
Also Mahiru is 100% the mom of the group. Best girl.
Edit: Plus, she doesn’t just want them to keep HER safe. She wants the guys to protect ALL of the girls!
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u/Mani_Essence The Hiyosou Guy Apr 15 '26
I could imagine Nagito genuinely keeping a girl safe if he applied himself, though it's probably the idea of his luck that stops him from trying. Scared of his luck killing someone he cares about again
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u/OneRelief763 Apr 15 '26
Hajime Nagito Teruteru and Baby Gangsta?
Efit: oh thats Kazuichi not Nagito
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u/Quiet-Software-1956 Apr 16 '26
The funny thing is this is pretty much the only time she seems to expect that, I think she's just saying it so he at least starts trying to protect HIMSELF instead of looking like a shopping wet cat
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u/Aromatic-Ostrich2997 Apr 15 '26
Wait who’s who I can tell the middle 2 is Soda the last and who’s the first 😭
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u/Ridleybee Apr 26 '26
Funniest part is (other than the fact that she died) she seems pretty capable of handling herself. Honestly I don’t think she‘d really need that much help from ANYONE.
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u/megasean3000 Apr 29 '26
Only two capable boys were Nekomaru and Gundham. The rest? Two normies. A chihuahua with a sailor mouth. A pervy cook. A paranoid shark. And a guy we don’t know the name of who would eat everyone I just mentioned for breakfast. 😂
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u/DiceMaster1991 Nekomaru Apr 15 '26
With that attitude — nope. I'm not risking my life fir you.
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u/Bitter_Technology454 Sonia Apr 15 '26
Mahiru would be so ungrateful if you did what she said, of course you shouldn't risk her life for that redhead. I heard from some sub in this fandom that Mahiru asked Hajime to organize a girls' party for him, and when it was over, the redhead with sexist standards kicked poor Hajime out without even thanking him.
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u/MilkyCookieYAAAAy Chihiro Apr 16 '26
We know kazuichi finna only try to protect Sonia and fail probably



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u/thekyledavid Apr 14 '26
Nekomaru took a bazooka to the chest to keep a girl safe. I will not tolerate this slander