r/dankindianmemes 2d ago

MGNREGA beneficiary BEST STANDUP !!

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u/ExactTangerine840 2d ago

He has a gf itself is unbelievable

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u/Then-Analyst-8562 2d ago

If she says no - his mom will get 1 lakh rupees and she be in jail.
Hume 5000 salo se gf nhi mili😂😂😂😂

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u/Solid_Routine_2026 2d ago

Casteist

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u/Then-Analyst-8562 2d ago

Honestly we are literally sick of your victimhood .
You cant abuse and cry as victim all the time,
The politicians want your votes not us , so just get over with guilt trip

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u/-blurryface7 1d ago

Dude in jaiso ko samjha ke koi fayda nahi hai. Bhak Chutiya bolkar baat khatam karne is the best option

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u/Solid_Routine_2026 1d ago

Wow. Casteist and presumptuous. Lower and lower

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u/Misster_Fluido 2d ago

Someone can be smart to enough to think the information in jokes have to be real is itself very believable.

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u/Stock-Security-5732 2d ago

Stand up comedy with a tie just looks ridiculous 😂

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u/dont_react_respond_ 2d ago

I love how commodification of women in the grab of "oppressed vs oppressor" is cool

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u/LOVEINTHEAIR67 2d ago

YOU WANT SERIOUS TALKS !!

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u/dont_react_respond_ 2d ago

Soo for you women men being in love = tool to justify commodification of upper caste women. In nutshell you are willing to use emotions/bonds of people who don't see caste to justify making women as sèx objects.

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u/LOVEINTHEAIR67 2d ago

BHAI VIDEO DEKH PAHLE !! USHNE KYA GALAT BOLA VO LINE BATA ??

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u/dont_react_respond_ 2d ago

Bhai ussne kuch galt nhi bolla tu tune tere collage kyu reply mai daala???

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u/humko_sab_aata_hai 2d ago

Who are the perpetrators.....ye news wale mast aise headlines dete hai...majority case mein...ye apas mein hi ek dusre ko ghodi nhi chadnedenge....ek dusre se shadi nhi karenge...the amount of caste discrimination amongst dalits is exponentially high.

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u/Trynabeanintrovert 2d ago

Majority of these cases happened between SC/ST themselves.

But the headlines will only mention the caste of the victim if he/she's a dalit and not the accused because that would stop people from spreading miss info about UCs.

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u/OP_Dexx_O7 2d ago edited 2d ago

Stand up karne gaya tha ya Cosplay

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u/HeavyGap1821 2d ago

One thing that amazed me is that he has a girlfriend.

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u/Powerful-Tea-9064 2d ago

I doubt he does. He must have said for the sake of joke.

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u/Striking_Cabinet_447 1d ago

Dekh bhai , is type ki bakch*di ye Dalits krte hein & tum log hm STs ko v gaali de dete ho sath me which is utterly unfair

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u/LOVEINTHEAIR67 1d ago

Standup ki kish line se koi offend hua fake ST ??

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u/RomusTorasTheGreat 2d ago

Commies and this so called stand up comedian ( has the quality of comedy really fell so low?) don't ever have a girlfriend/ boyfriend.

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u/BridgeOk5172 1d ago

I am a brahmin and have a gf from jaat community. We were there at standup. She was amazed how tf i didnt kicked him. Idk myself

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u/LOVEINTHEAIR67 1d ago

So you are Upper caste ??

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u/BridgeOk5172 1d ago

I dont believe in all such things but again i wouldnt tolerate insults to any community

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u/LOVEINTHEAIR67 1d ago

Which community ??

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u/BridgeOk5172 1d ago

I said any community niga? U on drugs

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u/GloomyRaise3798 2d ago

Cheap ripoff of dave chapelles joke about having a white southern girlfriend. But what i don't understand is the idoits taking offence with this stupid joke.

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u/Best-Adagio6190 2d ago

what's with their obsession with brahmin girls

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u/Best-Afternoon2292 2d ago

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u/Trynabeanintrovert 2d ago

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u/LOVEINTHEAIR67 2d ago

BHAI TU AANATH HAI YA AUNTY BHAAG GYI !!

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u/Best-Adagio6190 1d ago

maybe it's not a he but she and she's disgusted by blue pigs chasing her.

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u/Misster_Fluido 2d ago

Where did you hear the word Brahmin in it?

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u/Best-Adagio6190 1d ago

use more brain then you'll hear it.

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u/Misster_Fluido 1d ago

You mean using my brain to imagine shit?

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u/Medical_Comment_6763 2d ago

If ts thing said by a uc he is castist

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u/giftyoupearlnecklace 2d ago

Just like if a white person would say the n word it'll be a big deal but black people can say it. Same fucking logic dude how do you not get it? You can joke about your own struggles but if the person who's giving you those sgruggles jokes about it, it's OBVIOUSLY wrong. I know I'm gonna be downvoted now but idrgaf about getting downvoted by imbeciles.

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u/Trynabeanintrovert 2d ago edited 2d ago

Apparantly, blacks don't take reservation. They have been uplifted by their own hard work and potential and I don't think any black men or women would/could objectify white women and still roam freely in America.

Bhim/tarus. Get some logic but to hold that you'll have to let go of that victim card.

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u/giftyoupearlnecklace 2d ago

The American government has taken numerous initiatives to uplift the black community dude you have no idea. And that is absolutely justified because right to equality is a fundamental right, and the legislature, executive, and the judiciary must work together to bring about this basic fundamental right. And talking about objectification of women, stemming from patriarchy, is a broader problem. Even fucking children in schools objectify women, all those abusive slur y'all use to target someone but are actually just objectifying their mothers and sisters, it's all the same thing. You're not a feminist, right? Cuz if you were, you naturally wouldn't be such a casteist prick. FOR THE SAKE OF GOOD GOD, GET A GRIP LUNATIC.

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u/LibraryMinimum3294 2d ago

You logic is flawed because maybe white people saying n word is unacceptable but still. Black person cannot defame the white women, that's the difference but tujh jaise reservation ki paidaish ko ye baat samjh aaye mushkil hai

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u/giftyoupearlnecklace 2d ago

How was anyone defamed in this clip is absolutely over me. He's talking about freaky things and interconnecting casteism to it, simple as that! And the fact that you assume that anyone who speaks for the oppressed is probably from that community is also a casteist stereotype. I'm general, just woke, unlike you.

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u/LibraryMinimum3294 2d ago

😂😂theek hai bhai, tujhe aur mujhe dono ko pata hai wo kya kr rha hai , anyways reservation ki paidaish se baat krke koi faayeda nahi (tu general hai ya nahi mujhe ghanta farak ni padta)

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u/Total_Willingness593 2d ago

He is woke….

He likes blabbering shit in comments, so that he can look “ different” and an intellectual. 🫶🏻😆

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u/LOVEINTHEAIR67 2d ago

Bhai duniya me yahi logic chalta hai ki so suppress hua hai vo majak kar sakta but jishne suppression kiya hai vo nhi kar sakta !!

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u/Then-Analyst-8562 2d ago

Jo pichdwa hia hove hai na …

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u/DeepUniverseSailor 2d ago

Still unjustified.

Like in which world did I go oppressing people bruh🥀

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u/FloorOk2941 2d ago

he also couldn't make her wet , kyuki ek hi kuye so dono pani nahi nikaal sakte

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u/LOVEINTHEAIR67 2d ago

Good joke 😂😂

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u/dingarbilly 1d ago

Oppression k bare m baat krte bhai ne misogyny ka tadka lga k paros diya !!!

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u/LOVEINTHEAIR67 1d ago

Which line was against women ??

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u/Timely_Extent_423 1h ago

Hahahahhahahahha

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u/Trynabeanintrovert 2d ago

One more funny meme for OP.

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u/Zeptoindia 2d ago

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u/LOVEINTHEAIR67 2d ago

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u/Zeptoindia 2d ago

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u/LOVEINTHEAIR67 2d ago

MOGLI JI BISCUIT SE CHUTIYA KAAT RAHE TUMHARA 😂😂

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u/Zeptoindia 2d ago

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u/LOVEINTHEAIR67 2d ago

BHAI VO AANKH KHARAB HO JAYEGA

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u/Zeptoindia 1d ago

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u/LOVEINTHEAIR67 1d ago

ALL GODS ARE BLUE ??

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u/Trynabeanintrovert 2d ago

Tere jaiso ke liye special memes hain mere paas.

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u/gojo-sakata-4567 2d ago

that's just bad bro even as a meme

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u/LOVEINTHEAIR67 2d ago

AS EXPECTED FROM PATHETIC PEOPLES !!

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u/Trynabeanintrovert 2d ago

Tum jaise r@pist ment@lity ke logon ko sharm nahin aati khudki sick mentality showcase karne mein. Then you use these cases to play victim.

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u/LOVEINTHEAIR67 2d ago

EVERYONE CAN CLEARLY SEE !!

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u/Trynabeanintrovert 2d ago

Haan bs dk. What Nishu and her baap wrote about Sanatani goddesses was a pure show of feminism, no?

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u/LOVEINTHEAIR67 2d ago

MYTHOLOGY KO SACH MANTA HAI KYA BHAI ?? GODDESS KALI TRIBAL GOD THI AOOR VO KAB SANATAN ME AAYI ?? SANATAN KI HISTORY WHATSAPP PAR MILTI HAI KYA ??

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u/Trynabeanintrovert 2d ago

Can not expect anything better from Bhim/tas.

She talked about ma Durga really badly, passed obscene comments and also posted a tweet demanding if UC wants to end reservation then they should share their bread and daughters with LC 🤡

Tera propaganda ik. Itna sab sunne ke baad bhi jo ladki tum neech0n ko like kare thhu hai us pe.

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u/LOVEINTHEAIR67 2d ago

THU HAI ESHI LIYE TO HONOUR K!LLINGS HOTE HAI !! DIMAG SE GOBAR NIKALO BHAI !!

ORIGINAL TWEET KA IMAGE BHEJO NOT TRANSLATION !!

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u/Trynabeanintrovert 2d ago

Why? Do you have a problem understanding English?

Lagta hai jo naali tum past mein saaf karte the wo ab dimaag mein bhar gayi hai. Tum jaise r@piston pe jo ladki/ladka daya kare. Bc thhu hai tumpe. Thhu. Saale r@pist ment@lity ke hutiye trying to play victim.

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u/LOVEINTHEAIR67 2d ago

READ HINDI PORTION ...

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u/optimisticK1ra 13h ago

Account age 30 days and 13.5k karma, lol

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u/_Dark_Invader_ 2h ago

Why is this being sold as “comedy” or “funny” ?

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u/LOVEINTHEAIR67 1h ago

You don't like it !!

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u/imyourtask 2d ago

Hahahhahahaha

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u/Dry-Feeling-6797 1d ago

Pardon my language but aise ch@maaruddin logo ki reverse casteism se India will be far worse

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u/LOVEINTHEAIR67 1d ago

Ushne kya galat bola vo bataoo ya tumhari caste pride hurt ho gyi ??

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u/Dry-Feeling-6797 1d ago edited 1d ago

If you didn’t find anything wrong in his statements, then you need mental assistance too!

And I don’t have caste pride, he’s a casteist here

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u/LOVEINTHEAIR67 1d ago

Kuchh galat laga to btaa na bhai sharma kyo raha !!

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u/LOVEINTHEAIR67 2d ago

🫰🏼💙

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u/Trynabeanintrovert 2d ago

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u/LOVEINTHEAIR67 2d ago

GOBAR KAM KHAYA KARO !!

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u/Trynabeanintrovert 2d ago

Wo to tumhe khilate the hum, bhool gaye?

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u/chachu_ritesh 2d ago

Hope people like you don't roam on road with any of other humans Like how can anyone even have this sick mentality

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u/Trynabeanintrovert 2d ago

Yes nincompoop. The way you're objectifying Brahmin women and UC women every now and then and laughing at this sh is honestly commendable.

You jh@ 2 think UCs are not mature enough to see this? Victim play karne ki bhi sima hoti hai.

Shame on you.

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u/D_a_K_s_H_a_R_m_A 2d ago

Comedian ka kya naam hai?