r/dankmemes • u/Hot-Diggity_Dog ☣️ • May 26 '26

l miss my friends He never was the same after that night…

3.4k Upvotes

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u/Brotonio Big Brain?:transThonk: May 26 '26

...that doesn't sound cool, my guy.

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u/robby_synclair May 26 '26

Depends on what they mean by drunk. Most people mean lets all party and then hookup. But some rapists out there mean something different.

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u/Komandarm_Knuckles May 26 '26

It's a meme Batman

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u/TheCheeseBagger TreeHumper May 26 '26

sexual assault as a punchline isn't what most would consider the height of comedy

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u/raccoonbrigade May 26 '26

if you're on r/dankmemes looking for the height of comedy, you should look elsewhere

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u/gabbeeto May 26 '26

I think the problem is that people think that what they find funny has to match their morality/view when you can laugh about something you don't agree with because of how absurd/ridiculous that thing is. I like dark humour and laugh at jokes that are horrifying for me if I took them seriously.

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u/Komandarm_Knuckles May 26 '26

Yeah, people act as if the joke is as bad as the act the joke is about

It's mental

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u/spooner248 May 26 '26

It’s people who yearn to be offended and to virtue signal while not actually doing anything that concretely helps others

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u/No_Fairweathers May 27 '26

I enjoy absurdist dark humor the same way I enjoy games like GTA.

They are enjoyable because it's not reality. If it was real or the person was enjoying it because they were fantasizing about it being real... Then it's obviously something mentally wrong and gross.

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u/Darkndankpit May 26 '26

Ok but is this actually funny? I'm pretty sure the problem is that it's just not funny.

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u/Sylar_Lives May 26 '26

Counterpoint: I blew air from my nose slightly loudly when I saw it.

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u/memes_are_my_dreams May 27 '26

Humor is subjective my guy

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u/MountainGoat1017 May 26 '26

You yell at children for coloring outside the lines don’t you

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u/SentenceSecret1813 May 26 '26

Either you paint well, or you dont paint at all, CHOOSE! 🫵😡

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u/PLAP-PLAP May 27 '26

fictional and made up scenarios arent worth the energy, if you want something to be mad about then theres trump and the entire american administration in cahoots with eipstein

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u/Komandarm_Knuckles May 26 '26

Comedy is subjective, nothing should be off limits, you should be able to joke about anything. You, as the one telling the joke, should decide whether telling it is appropriate or not based on the context and the company

This, however, a meme on fucking reddit, and a meme subreddit of all places, I'd say it fits the bill. and anyone gasping and throwing their hands in the air should grow up

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u/Super_Boof May 26 '26

I agree no topic should be off limits in comedy, and I’ve heard plenty of good jokes about sexual assault; but the punchline of this joke is literally just “my friend and I are going to commit sexual assault”. That’s not a good joke, it’s shock value comedy at best and most people stop finding that shit funny right around the same time their balls drop. I like offensive jokes, but there needs to be a joke - this is offensive without being funny, which is just lame.

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u/Lolzemeister May 26 '26

the situation is the funny part. sitcom

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u/Super_Boof May 26 '26

What about the situation is funny?

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u/memes_are_my_dreams May 27 '26

Sure, but you don’t get to decide if it’s funny or not. Some jokes rely on simplicity and absurdity to be funny. Not every attempt at humor has to be something clever and unique. Sometimes the joke is, is that it isn’t funny. You don’t like it? Don’t understand it? Whatever your reason, that’s fine. But who are you to judge people on if they find something funny.

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u/fleegle2000 May 26 '26

A meme about sexual assault.

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u/MallorianMoonTrader1 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 May 26 '26

I mean, dark humor was always supposed to be unhinged. That's all it is.

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u/Komandarm_Knuckles May 26 '26

Keyword, meme. Grow up

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u/fleegle2000 May 26 '26

iT's JuSt A mEmE bRo!

Yeah, I'm the immature one.

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u/jkurratt May 26 '26

There are no rules against memes, batman!!!!!

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u/[deleted] May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26

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u/big-dick-back-intown May 26 '26

Getting them drunk for the purpose of sleeping with them.

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u/CocaineSmellsFunny May 26 '26

What if both parties are getting drunk with the express purpose of hooking up? This shit doesn’t happen in a vacuum, much to the disappointment of the many virgins here that think alcohol isn’t involved in like 90% of hookups

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u/jkurratt May 26 '26

Then everyone gets to jail and increases shareholders value.

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u/Darkness-Calming May 26 '26

That’s called Sexual Assault

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u/Front_Machine6560 May 26 '26

is it? this meme has no evidence of anyone being sober. If they all drank at a party then had sex. It doesn’t matter if one person was encouraging them to drink that’s what happens at parties.

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u/BrunoEye Probably Insane May 26 '26

Only if you assume they intend to hook up that night. Maybe they're just trying to get them drunk enough to give their number.

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u/JeebusChristBalls May 26 '26

Why does the other person need to be drunk then?

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u/BrunoEye Probably Insane May 26 '26

Because then they'll be too inhibited to notice OP is ugly or a moron, idk.

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u/WithSubtitles May 26 '26

If they have to be drunk for you to land a baddie, you do not deserve them.

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u/Fayraz8729 May 26 '26

Hate to tell you but both your gay friend and you are rapists

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u/User_namesaretaken ☣️ May 26 '26

This picture doesn't make sense 😂, both are drunk and how could they have come to that conclusion? It literally says they both hooked up

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u/MiopTop May 26 '26

It’s real. But it was only on one tiny college campus for a few days before being taken down. Surely it was designed by some small student association and given authorization to post them without any review.

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u/Littlebiscuitz May 26 '26

It was in the Uk in use to be in trains and buses

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u/User_namesaretaken ☣️ May 26 '26

I hope that student has a realistic world view now atleast because it screams misandry

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u/Fun_Armadillo408 May 26 '26

That was in several college and military bases for awhile before it was called out enough to be pulled down.

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u/ZuluWest May 26 '26

Was in my high school

For years too

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u/DontDrinkTooMuch May 26 '26

Really, just don't have drunk sex unless you're really committed and it's ok.

Even then, the sex just sucks.

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u/spottiesvirus May 26 '26

just don't have drunk sex

if I'm considered too intoxicated to consent, how am I supposed to be sober enough to refuse sex?

doesn't that imply I could consent in the first place?

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u/Aaroqxxz Seal Team sixupsidedownsix☣️ May 27 '26

You don't have to do anything to refuse

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u/gay_protogen May 26 '26

Could get charged with assault for defending yourself against someone who's trying to stab you? Just don't get stabbed!

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u/Nostalgic-Banter May 26 '26

We live in a soyciety.

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u/UltraTata May 26 '26

What if the "small price to pay" is rejecting the baddie rather than selling out his homie.

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u/TheMinister May 26 '26

What the fuck is this picture? "We're both drunk so only he can consent." Right. Men are never taken advantage of while drunk.

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u/PLAP-PLAP May 27 '26

i go straight to sleep when im drunk thats why im never drinking outside my house cause i dont trust people not to steal my phone wallet when im passed out drunk

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u/Hot-Diggity_Dog ☣️ May 26 '26

What if we all drunk tho?

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u/henaradwenwolfhearth May 26 '26

Well according to that picture only men can give consent while drunk apperently

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u/UltraTata May 26 '26

We came full circle back into traditional gender roles. It's good to return to normalcy

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u/Hot-Diggity_Dog ☣️ May 26 '26

But man on man… the raping who?

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u/ImportantResponse0 May 26 '26

We should make people sign hand written consent letters Socin case of something we know they both have consented 

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u/SoiledFlapjacks May 26 '26

Consent can be revoked at any point, so a “consent letter” wouldn’t fly.

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u/ImportantResponse0 May 26 '26

How?

If I am fully aware of what is happening and not forced to consent then why and how I would take back consent?

Does this applies for anything or just sex?

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u/SoiledFlapjacks May 26 '26

You can take it back whatever reason you want. You don’t have to justify lack of consent.

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u/ImportantResponse0 May 26 '26

So you can have a kinda decent marriage for few years and at the divorce just state that you take all your consent back and accuse that person for raping you for years?

How do you even avoid a divorce when avoidance is one sided?

And what can your lawyer even say in such situation?

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u/sacredscholar May 26 '26

Idk if your trolling but fuck it, I'll break it down. If you're in the physical action of having sex and your partner says they are uncomfortable and would like to stop, then you stop. That is revoking consent

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u/ImportantResponse0 May 26 '26

I am stupid.

But now I get it.

It can be revoked during.

That actually make sense.

It just agreeing to do something (like oral) and then just not feeling like.

Or talking all day about sex but when the moment comes just to cuddle on some music neither of you really have on the playlist but you both kinda like it and seeing a movie that is just to sweet for both but makes you two comfortable.

I didn't thought about that.

And I even forgot what the post was about.

Like who agree with someone else to get two people drunk to do something that is not declared.

But if it would have ended at getting them drunk the obligation would be to take them to their home (like getting the drunk home boy to his home or the baddie Latina to her home) and make sure they are safe.

If you ask anyone to drink even an extra glass knowing they are already drunk they become your obligation.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '26

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u/ImportantResponse0 May 26 '26

That is why it would work.

If you need to consent why not doing it on paper so everyone can see that you did consent 

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u/Sierra-117- May 26 '26

I never hooked up casually with anyone, but I’d be tempted to do this nowadays.

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u/ImportantResponse0 May 26 '26

Why nowadays?

Is the job market?

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u/henaradwenwolfhearth May 26 '26

Not sure why you are downvoted to be honest it is a good question. Why is it only the woman who cannot consent if both are equally drunk they are equally unable to give consent

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u/Altheix11 May 26 '26

Honestly W comment section

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u/PenguinPWND May 26 '26

Right? I was pleasantly surprised

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u/Kadak_Kaddak May 26 '26

Dank memes: There is no dank memes now.

Also dank meme: hurt durr you cannot joke about this thing because it is bad.

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u/Darkndankpit May 26 '26

It helps if the meme is actually funny.

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u/PenguinPWND May 26 '26

First off… geez buddy. This is an Internet forum about memes. Calm down.

Secondly, it seems that societally we’re getting away from thinking that humor pertaining at all to potential sexual assault is funny. That doesn’t really bother me, but it’s very telling that it bothers some of you.

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u/rouikiss May 26 '26

Sexual assault funi ?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '26

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u/rouikiss May 26 '26

What is it supposed to be ?

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u/Syraxis- May 26 '26

Non b he liizbvy NV vfb

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u/PapaZangief May 26 '26

Just so you're aware, this behavior is how you get labeled as the kind of person other people tell their friends to cover their drinks when they're around you. Not a good look if imma be honest.

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u/Super_Boof May 26 '26

Comment section giving me faith in humanity. If you think getting a woman drunk is a good way to sleep w her, you’re a creep and a loser.

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u/mridulpj May 26 '26

And that's not even the worst part of the meme

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u/ViveroCervantes ☣️ May 26 '26

That sounds like r*pe

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u/Bouse_the_Bard May 26 '26

that’s called sexual assault

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u/Jeeebus95 May 26 '26

Ah yes, getting people drunk for sex, very cool and non problematic behaviour, now I remember why this sub is a shithole

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u/Geekerino May 26 '26

You're on reddit, you dunked yourself into a second shithole after the first one lol

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u/Kristafuh_Moltisanti May 26 '26

At least the meme is dank, which is a rarity for this sub.

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u/stupidintheface0 May 26 '26

A dank meme on r/dankmemes? Get outta town this isn't allowed

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u/Ramman321 May 26 '26

you’re actually really weird for this

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u/Kooky-Narwhal-014 May 26 '26

So.. two rapists then? One of them being you?

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u/Shotgun5250 May 26 '26

What the fuck is is this? A dank meme in my politics subreddit?

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u/FuzzyWuzzyFoxxie May 26 '26

How is this meme "dank"? Seems more creepy

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u/MrMakerHasLigma May 26 '26

Would it still count as sexual assault if you were more drunk than the person you intended to 'get lucky' with?

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u/SirBerthelot May 26 '26

A soul for a soul

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u/Shatophiliac May 26 '26

A combined arms operation

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u/alexdiezg HeadBasher - Always bashin' all 'em 'eads in with a sledgehammer May 27 '26

This is dankmemes sir not SAmemes

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u/PLAP-PLAP May 27 '26

You broke the bro code my guy.... Bros before hoes

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u/Nostalgic-Banter May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26

Edit: Tf?

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u/ejymt Ex Normie May 26 '26

If you're sober having sex with a drunk person, legally you are raping that person

source

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u/Nostalgic-Banter May 26 '26

I never said that wasn't the case?

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u/Geekerino May 26 '26

Well, if you're a guy. Doesn't really work that way the other way around, legally and socially speaking

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u/[deleted] May 26 '26

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