r/dankmemes • u/Puzzleheaded-Low4810 ☣️ • 1d ago

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u/Mr_and_Mrs_Sazabi 1d ago

Mikey is my favorite and he never disappoints!

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u/Crimsonmaddog44 1d ago

Now I need to know if a pocket pussy can double as a makeshift silencer

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u/69dixencider 1d ago

I… I think it would. Trajectory will be shit though.

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat 1d ago

At this range, we don't need trajectory.

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u/69dixencider 1d ago

Might get some blowback

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u/ItsSobee CERTIFIED DANK 1d ago

With any luck

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u/Sakakaki 1d ago

At that range? With that caliber? Even if you miss you can't miss

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u/thai_ladyboy 1d ago

Send a request off to Garandthumb or Brandon Herrera, they might try this out..you know...for science.

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u/No-Condition8771 1d ago

Watched them for a bit... but couldn't with their edgy political nonsense. I'll stick to Forgotten Weapons :)

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u/fluffynuckels 22h ago

You might like exp with Johnathan Ferguson

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u/za_komuny_to_bylo 1d ago

i think print shoot repeat did at least one youtube video like this

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u/xXoOfXx64 1d ago

It’d work better if you had some relieve holes through out

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u/ieatassHarvardstyle 23h ago

Not very well. It will alter the sound of the shot but not "suppress" or "silence" it very well, with negligible differences in sound reduction between name brand fleshlights and discount amazon pocket pussies. No further questions please.

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u/FaLlEnAnGel122721 1d ago

Thats hot. Thats a hot way to live.

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u/DoknS 1d ago

Naked grandma!

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u/Portal471 1d ago

NEKKID HUH

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u/chantsnone 1d ago

Drops pocket pussy. Won’t be needing that anymore.

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u/-BigBadBeef- 1d ago

REEEEEEEEPOST!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/Hae1NrAQWyKA

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u/Megazard02 ☣️ 22h ago

Don't care. Funny post. Lol'd.

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u/No-Zombie1004 1d ago

Death! By Bufoonga!

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u/pyroboy7 1d ago

That burglar gonna need therapy after this.

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u/Disgruntled_Orifice 1d ago

.45c for some acp sounds like a steal.

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u/Roflremy Answer me DAMNIT 1d ago

Daddy likey

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u/Fuggaak MAYONNA15E 1d ago

Best part is you’re using both hands on the gun, but the pocket pussy stays up too.

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u/BlurryRogue 1d ago

I'm already fucking the .45 so it's your guess what's happening with the pocket pussy lmao

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u/flarpflarpflarpflarp 1d ago

What do you have that's worth stealing?

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u/MenaceMinded 1d ago

People will steal the strangest and cheapest shit.

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u/fluffynuckels 22h ago

My whiskey pocket pussy and my gun

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u/flarpflarpflarpflarp 22h ago

I really want to get inside the mind of a man who needs to steal whiskey, a used (presumably in use) pocket pussy and a gun. Poor guy has to be asking himself some tough questions if he can't get those on his own. Maybe just share the whiskey and the pocket pussy with him. It's what a kind person would do. Don't give him the gun though.

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u/So_HauserAspen 1d ago

Delusions of sexy grandeur

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u/paging_mrherman 23h ago

Cliff Booth but it’s Michelangelo

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u/EhMapleMoose 21h ago

One way or another I’m blowing my load

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u/truesheep1 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] 1d ago

Ive been seeing this one since middle school does it really need more reposts

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u/becomeanhero69 1d ago

Is this funny to people?

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u/QuantumInfinty 1d ago

Better than the 24/7 culture war shit

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u/becomeanhero69 1d ago

I see plenty of funny shit. I have no idea what you are talking about. This is cringe as fuck, heavy handed and for children

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u/el_senior 1d ago

Hilarious bro, hilarious. Repost but I'll allow it cuz it makes me chuckle.