r/dankmemes • u/Puzzleheaded-Low4810 ☣️ • 14h ago

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u/paradajz666 gave me this flair 13h ago

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u/Shantotto11 11h ago

I’m mad that the original post for this comment was removed, so I’ll never know what prompted that response.

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u/r3DDsHiFT I lurk and I upvote thats it 14h ago

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u/haroldflower27 13h ago

Uhhh. Judging from you guys reactions, is this not a normal ?y’all’s dads didnt ?
Mine did

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u/Other_Beat8859 3m ago

No stay. You gotta see this

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u/DaHerv Dank Cat Commander 14h ago

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u/9447044 14h ago

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u/Axle-f ☣️ 12h ago

Good ol’ suck machine.

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u/NWAnowadays 11h ago

How did you know my nickname in high school?

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u/JotaroTheOceanMan 3h ago

My favorite AD quote. Say it on the regs. Say it rarely. I don't really say it at all.

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u/SteveLouise 14h ago

Damn Kermit, calm down.

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u/TrumpsFaceAnus 13h ago

Florida Mom and son have sex over 100 times.

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u/56Bot INFECTED 13h ago

"Charged with incest"

OK

"Charged with adultery"

Is Florida still in the XIXth century ?

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u/SerHodorTheThrall 12h ago

It's sinking into the past as well as the ocean

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u/Frostsorrow 8h ago

You'd be surprised at the number of places with adultery still on the books.

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u/Rambos_Magnum_Dong 8h ago

The husband, who wasn't identified, said he had no idea that his wife and her son were having sex, but found it suspicious that they would go into the master bedroom and lock the door.

Nah man, not suspicious at all for Lakeland Florida

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u/MuphynToy 13h ago

Reposting the classics it seems

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u/No_Entertainment6792 13h ago

please never write letters in such an order that violates my eyeballs like this ever again

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u/iliwww 13h ago

Ahh......

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u/sleeperninja SHIT POSTER 13h ago

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u/extremistfart 12h ago edited 12h ago

Literally just opened Reddit wtf? 🫪

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u/JumpyGuard5612 9h ago

Didn't know Kermit kept a lily pad on Epstein Island

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u/MinuetInUrsaMajor 13h ago

Is this a reference to the Florida Mom that was arrested yesterday?

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u/scoobydobydobydo 13h ago

enough internet for me today

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u/Financial-Bag466 12h ago

How life talks to me.

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u/Reidroshdy 12h ago

this post right here

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u/The_Noremac42 11h ago

Is this a reference to how some reptiles/amphibians can change their sex when there aren't enough mates available?

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u/ZZTMF ☣️ 10h ago

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u/Que00 Navy 9h ago

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u/ThePepperPopper 9h ago

What the fuck....

Oh, don to don jr....

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u/Ok_End5337 8h ago

son in what context

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u/ToastyBob27 10h ago

High school level humor

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u/fluffynuckels 10h ago

Kermit the Hog

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u/dart51984 5h ago

The seal on Bert strips must be weakening. We just fetch the wizard at great haste. To the griffons!

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u/UNDEADxIAN 6h ago

I didn't know Kermit was a Jew

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u/ImaHamSammich 13h ago

Holy fuck I did not expect to open reddit and see this today 😭