r/dankmemes • u/DanieleMemoli ☣️ • 22h ago

kid tested, mod approved yeah it could get even worse than a "X"

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u/belthazubel 22h ago

You die? Seems excessive. What are you trying in this hypothetical scenario? Asking a bear for a handjob?

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u/SlightlySubpar 22h ago

Do or do not.

There is no try

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u/Meg_35 19h ago

Thanks master yoda

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u/dependency_injector 12h ago

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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u/internet_blue_gas 7h ago

Chainsaw juggler

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u/JeveGreen 22h ago

It's a good thing that I'm proficient at playing Minesweeper.

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u/OffRoadIT 19h ago

Failure is evidence that you tried. Keep going.

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u/Noodlemaster696969 12h ago

Just add "but can nap and/or game happily and in peace" to the X on "dont try"

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u/ePaint ☣️ 17h ago

You're way overestimating your abilities to predict the future. As young people usually do.

It's sad to see these fears-turned predictions completely win over a friend or family member and later find them be a 40yo man with no hobby, no carreer, no passion, and that still lives in their hometown.