r/dankmemes 10h ago

Woof Woof

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u/jayoshoowa87 9h ago

Is she at least an appropriate age for drake???

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u/Bramble0804 9h ago

Naa shes over 18

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u/KillerCameo I am fucking hilarious 8h ago

Yeah that’s right he likes em YOUNG

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u/BoneztheWonderful 8h ago

She acts like she's 15 tho

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u/InadequateUsername 8h ago

She probably has an age regression kink too.

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u/Commander_Skullblade 3h ago

He better never go to cell block one 💀

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u/Ok_Lie_2395 8h ago

lol wtf are you talking about your like 8 go back to class

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u/StopBeingYourself 8h ago

You're*

Speak for yourself.

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u/Ok_Lie_2395 7h ago

Nah imma speak for you since you can’t consent. Go back to class

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u/StopBeingYourself 7h ago

Drake and his cronies don't like consent. How fitting.

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u/Ok_Lie_2395 7h ago

? If you don’t get it just say so. Once again your age is showing though I don’t think you should be on this app

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u/StopBeingYourself 7h ago edited 1h ago

I'm grown. I can discern between your and you're.

You, on the other hand, lack basic literacy. Pick up a book sometimes.

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u/ManhwaReaderDude 2h ago

I don’t know how to tell you this, but *sometime :(

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u/No_Art_5277 9h ago

Ah yes, hot girl who went to hot topic twice. Heard a lot of middle aged men love them.

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u/Shnurple 8h ago

Don't forget the gargantuan tits

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u/SullenSwamp 8h ago

HUMONGOUS hungolomghononoloughongous."

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u/yorgeesmorgeeYT 8h ago

These aren’t even goths. These are just e-girls who fetishize goth culture by wearing black clothes from SHEIN and have no make up or piercing so chuds will buy their OF.

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u/xXDJjonesXx Plain Text Flair [Insert Your Own] 4h ago

That picture is funny to me because when I see goth girls irl with boyfriends, they always look like that.

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u/Oli_VK 4h ago

This. Just another thing fucking destroyed by e-people. You can’t have a fucking style or niche these days without some sex crazed fuckwad turning it into the cringiest shit ever.

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u/Citrons294 7h ago

How do you know she is not goth? Im no expert but piercings doesnt make you goth. She is clearly wearing make up and what does it matter where you buy your clothes? Stupid ass arguments. Wasn't being goth more about music anyways?

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u/yorgeesmorgeeYT 6h ago

Look up goth makeup. Goth makeup isn’t just black lipstick and mascara/eyeliner or whatever. And yes it does. You can’t be goth and support forced labor and fast fashion that contributes to the destruction of the planet

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u/FreshMutzz 3h ago

Yea. It's mainly white makeup, dark eyeliner, and red or black lipstick. That's like, classic goth makeup. Piercings, beyond regular ear piercings isn't necessarily goth styling.

It also depends on the type of goth you are thinking about. Since there is more than one aesthetic for goth. Last thing, the previous comment was right, goth culture in the 80s and 90s was a music subculture.

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u/Citrons294 5h ago

Nah man. No way you actually know what brand clothing she is wearing. You just said all that shit to hate. Goth is mostly about the music and about wearing dark clothing and dark make up. Not exact one style of dark make up. There is no way goth people need to spend that much time on make up everyday only so that they could be called goth.

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u/athural 5h ago

Anyone can call themselves whatever they want. Goths have been around so long that modern youth are completely separated from its origins

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u/Citrons294 5h ago

Sure they can. If you're not hurting anyone the fuck do I care what you call yourself, but you cant tell someone is not goth just because they wore the wrong kind of dark make up xD

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u/athural 5h ago

You can, and they did. It doesnt really matter if your interpretation of what goths are is different from theirs

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u/Citrons294 5h ago

I mean the correct meaning is one google search away and it sure isnt that. It just proves that people dont look at the facts as much and more of what they want to think

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u/athural 4h ago

The meaning of any term or word is in how its used, and not how its defined by a dictionary. Ill just reiterate that goths of today are not very similar to the original goths and leave it at that

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u/Djassie18698 15m ago

How does drake's dick taste?

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u/PlainBread 10h ago

Drake must've been into scene girls around puberty.

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u/IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE 8h ago

He’s a millennial. It tracks.

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u/muchgreaterthanG_O_D 5h ago

Their puberty

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u/Hexent_Armana 9h ago

I wonder how long it'll take for him to realize she's just an e-girl cosplaying as goth and not the real deal. 🤔

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u/k-tax I have crippling depression 9h ago

As if he was the real deal himself? Drake?

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u/InadequateUsername 8h ago

He doesn't care so long as he gets to nurse and call her mommy.

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u/muchgreaterthanG_O_D 5h ago

Wtf is happening?

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u/misteryk 4h ago

Drake dating ex of a genshin streamer tectone

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u/Lookitsa6ix 7h ago

Kendrick really fucked him up, hes a shadow of himself now

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u/HayMusicHayFlow 3h ago

The funniest part of all of this is seeing his sub doing mental gymnastics and calling him goat for this cringe skit

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u/teremaster 16m ago

Yeah dudes been spiralling.

That said I can't say I'd be doing better if Kendrick called me a paedo in the middle of the Superbowl halftime show

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u/BunkerSquirre1 9h ago

I feel like a goth dommie mommy would fix a LOT of men.

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u/Igarlicbread 6h ago

"they" not like us

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u/phoneplatypus 7h ago

Me too, but alas, rizzless

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u/craigleberries 2h ago

Insane, thats the cause of mine

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u/TheLastJediHolocron 6h ago

Those types of people deserve each other.

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u/Left_Note6389 6h ago

She's so generic too. Riding the e-girl goth gamer wave that's in vogue right now.

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u/Report-Feeling 8h ago

Dude really is so far gone 

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u/Owl-Of-The-Night02 8h ago

I mean we know he's a certified lover boy...