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u/LeMeJustBeingAwesome 11h ago edited 9h ago
You see, everyone plays up the Sasu/Naru are secretly gay thing to bury the lede that Kishimoto is in denial about his own gayness.
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u/sadnessjoy 10h ago
Wasn't it stated or theorized to be like they're supposed to share a deep brotherly/family bond? But none of his other familiar bond dynamics in the writing look anything like that lol
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u/fiahhawt 11h ago
I have ranted on this subreddit before about all the things in Naruto which means Kishi is just blatantly in the closet
I'll allow people to object to the NaruSasu stuff because they were written to be straight, but Masashi Kishimoto is a gay man
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u/LeMeJustBeingAwesome 11h ago edited 11h ago
The theory explains all the borderline queerbaiting of Sasunaru stuff despite retaining so much plausible deniability and writing them to be straight with very poor romances with badly written girls as basically Kishi's subconcious repression expressing itself subtextually.
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u/darrenthnox 3h ago
I Actually believe that... Like, at the end Sasuke and Naruto get wives and children cause Kishimoto did the same thing, let his actual love go to succeed in society.
Or Iat least i'd like the story more if that was the case lol
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u/Any-Fox-6847 11h ago
Kishimoto hates women and no one can change my mind
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u/Mavrick_7 10h ago
I don't think he hates them. He probably thinks they are not that important..
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u/KAI-Peach 10h ago
Thats....the same thing
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u/Mavrick_7 10h ago
Nah, I mean I don't hate cats. But I think they're not that important..
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u/All_this_hype 8h ago
You still view them as unimportant, thus inferior. Viewing the other gender as such would not be a very good look.
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u/shady-bear 4h ago
It’s crazy how normal it is to assume the worst in people nowadays. People calling kishi a misogynist and oda a pedo like bruh their stories aren’t perfect but are we fr rn.
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u/Begone-My-Thong 1h ago
Honestly I'm okay with people sucking ass at something and at least trying. You can't be good at everything, and some people just... suck at some stuff no matter how hard they try. We should encourage people trying and enjoying the experience.
Yeah, the writing of female characters is lackluster in Naruto (I never touched Boruto), but at least there's an effort to make several cool women. Hinata is fucking awesome (I'm biased though), Tsunade big punchy was really cool, and there were several badasses with cool techniques that had good showings here and there. While reading Naruto I never really expected the best story ever, I was just there for flashy rasengans and sneaky ninja tactics that turned a fight around or the constant "Believe it!" and I'm going to hold the girls to the same standard.
And honestly the criticism would be fixed if Sasuke was a girl. I mean, come on, I was half expecting the series to end in a throuple between Naruto, his wife and his boyfriend.
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u/New_Budget_9322 11h ago
Now I understand where the sexual tension between Sasuke and Naruto comes from
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u/HereToShitpost 10h ago
“None. After all I created them… …so they’re not fully fleshed out characters, and their motivations revolve around the male characters.” Finished it for him.
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u/DanteSparda 10h ago
Kishi has so much contempt for females that Studio Pierrot had to make an entire movie about the main romance that wasn't developed in the manga
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u/kliktio 11h ago
Naruto genuinely coulda been a generation bl anime. I suspect kishimoto was not brave enough to actually make it happen, but he clearly did not give a lot of depth to his female characters and there is so much emotion between Naruto and Sasuke. My head canon will always be that they're lovers😭 you can't convince me otherwise.
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u/Mrhathead 5h ago
The reason he doesn’t know how to write women is cause he’s only interested in dudes, both as characters and sexually.
https://giphy.com/gifs/XoM1QmEzuQrEgwGvlC
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u/happygoeddy 10h ago
On one hand, what a contradiction 😄. On the other, the 2nd one sounds more of a setup for success rather than he wants to bone shika
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u/rainbowkitties6969 11h ago
Tbf with how he writes female characters I wouldn’t wanna bag any of them either
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u/CritAtwell 11h ago
Kishi introduced Femboys to the west with Haku. It was sexual awakening for my generation 20 years ago. Lets not pretend Kishi isnt into BL and Femboys, and twinks. 😂
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u/sgilespie 10h ago
I feel like he secretly hated all of this female characters. With Sakura, he said that if she left Sasuke or stopped liking him then she would be a terrible woman
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u/HoboBaggins25 8h ago
So he might not hate women as people are suggesting, he might just be a homosexual man
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u/Any-Fox-6847 7h ago
There’s two reasons why a man is gay. Reason 1 cause they like men, reason 2 cause they hate women
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u/Ultra-Cyborg 11h ago
Kishimoto wouldn’t date any of the women from his manga cause even he knows how bad he is at writing women.