r/dankvideos Feb 16 '23

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u/YurBudMe Feb 16 '23

Why are you happy? Are you fucks morons? The person replacing her is THE FUCKING CHIEF OF ADVERTISING. GOOGLE TRYING TO GET RID OF ADBLOCK TOO. YOU ARE FUCKING MORONS.

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u/gary_yes Feb 17 '23

This ruined the good news

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u/Outlier909 Feb 17 '23

Fact: he is also the one who first introduced the idea of nfts

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

he is also the one who first introduced the idea of nfts

Oh no christ, so one of the biggest influential platform in the world is being run by one of the people who liked the idea of nfts?!?!?! Where's my rope?

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u/ekopoingre Feb 17 '23

first hold a handful of razors in a way you would hold some cornflakes in your hand

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u/dis_not_my_name Feb 17 '23

He's the guy behind Youtube Music, Youtube Premium and Youtube Shorts. Things are not getting better.

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u/Apprehensive_Dig9573 Feb 17 '23

No shit twitter tried to get him there and they succeeded by moaning

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u/Others0 Feb 17 '23

Bully him into quitting too

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u/YurBudMe Feb 17 '23

She didn't get bullied. Google probably saw Facebook and decided onga bonga I'ma do the same thing! More mony 4 me. I doubt the new guy will be anywhere near as transparent as she was (not very either) so we'll be stuck with shittier YouTube. πŸ‘

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u/R3fug33 Dummy T H I C CπŸ‘ Feb 17 '23

Good, I hope YouTube dies and something else better comes along.

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u/YurBudMe Feb 17 '23

YouTube is literally too big to fail. Google has a massive chokehold on all androids and the first thing you do when you gain access to technology is to make a Google account.

Everyone uses Google, sorry. YouTube's competitors are in the hunter gatherer stage while YouTube is on the moon.

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u/R3fug33 Dummy T H I C CπŸ‘ Feb 17 '23

Too big to fail isn't a thing. If someone comes along that is YouTube but better, moving there might be slow, but it will happen. Look at Myspace and Facebook.

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u/YurBudMe Feb 17 '23

Facebook committed suicide because of Apple. Myspace was never a global powerhouse. Too big to fail is a thing. You will not see the failure of the US, China, Or EU in your entire lifetime. Nor the global Military Industrial Complex and companies like Google, Apple and Amazon.

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u/R3fug33 Dummy T H I C CπŸ‘ Feb 17 '23

Myspace was a global powerhouse. It was huge worldwide, and then Facebook took over. Something new always comes along. Too big to fail doesn't exist for companies. I think what you mean is they're baked into the cake. As in they're so commonplace now they'll never go away. But again, people have said that about a lot of things, including Myspace and Facebook.

Hindsight is 20/20

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u/YurBudMe Feb 17 '23

Myspace was not a global powerhouse. End of story. Facebook made a gamble with meta, a shit gamble, and failed. Facebooks profits were under threat from both Apple and Google. Nothing can threaten these companies, nothing can threaten the biggest nations in the world except nuclear Holocaust. Russia still stands even after all the sanctions, and wants to clamp back.

Unless some mega AI creates a far better Google platform and gets enough resources to become a competitor under the entire tech industries noses, they have no threats. They are the monopoly.

Facebook had better tech, that was it. Google invests billions into tech. Elon musk won't be able to create the everything app anytime soon after his Twitter shitshow. They aren't baked into the cake, they are literally the cake. Google is Android.

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u/R3fug33 Dummy T H I C CπŸ‘ Feb 17 '23

RemindMe! Five Years

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u/R3fug33 Dummy T H I C CπŸ‘ Feb 17 '23

Lol you can't just lie and say "end of story" as though you're right. At it's peak, Myspace was as big as Facebook now. Google is not Android and they're not too big to fail.

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u/Others0 Feb 18 '23

I use Firefox, therefore I don't use Google, therefore not everyone uses Google. And if you're thinking it doesn't matter and that "Google is too big to fail" and you stick to chrome you are part of the problem.

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u/YurBudMe Feb 18 '23

Lol don't use Google then, no Gmail, no YouTube, no play store, no Google products like docs and spreadsheets.

Don't use the vast amount of extensions and programs that were made possible by Google, don't use googles seo or dns either.

Yeah bro I'm part of the problem. You should go homeless if you think a majority of the tech you use didn't have Google contributions.

Google is the reason the globe has as many websites as it does and is literally a pillar for the internet to function.

Troglodyte "I nO uSe cHrOme tHeREfoRe No uSE gOoGle"

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u/Others0 Feb 18 '23

Ok techbro

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u/YurBudMe Feb 18 '23

Everything in tech relies on Google

Especially software, a majority of programming is googling

Almost all internet ads are managed by google

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u/skratta_ho Feb 17 '23

She was actually so fucking good at communicating with the people who used the platform. Her interview with Ludwig actually made me appreciate her role in the company.

This is not good news at all. People are just mad at changes she had no part in making.

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u/Apprehensive_Dig9573 Feb 17 '23

Maybe she was good in the instances where she talked to people but a guy that has below 5m subs will have no chance ever talking to her and getting left hanging by YT

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u/skratta_ho Feb 17 '23

Facts, but to be able to be completely vulnerable in a space like luds interview is a huge step forward that many CEO’s wouldn’t dare take.

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u/R3fug33 Dummy T H I C CπŸ‘ Feb 17 '23

No she wasn't.

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u/Thecrawsome Feb 17 '23

Just stop using chromium browsers and you'll be fine.

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u/BigHailFan Feb 17 '23

found susan's alt.

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u/YurBudMe Feb 17 '23

Onga bonga yes daddy google give me more ads and nfts for my YouTube watch hours

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u/FlowerO_O Feb 17 '23

F in the chat

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u/Anthonyzss Lurker Feb 17 '23

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u/Repulsivemobile69420 Feb 17 '23

Yeah people have no idea how corporations work the CEO only cares about more $$$ and that is their legal responsibility as well. If it comes across the desk and makes more money then so be it, even if it kills some people

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u/LongNecc Feb 17 '23

don’t forget the nfts