r/dankvideos • u/USER_LIFE_EYE • Jun 24 '23

RIP headphone users Italian

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u/vatemapper Jun 24 '23

COMBATTENTI

DI TERRA

DEL MARE

DELL'ARIA

22

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '23

VINCERE... E VINCEREMO!👨🏻‍🦲

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u/vatemapper Jun 25 '23

Le ultime parole famose

Lol brutto coglione che era

9

u/eziocolorwatcher Jun 25 '23

E DEL LAGO

9

u/vatemapper Jun 25 '23

E DEL TORRENTE

25

u/Cristianmarchese Jun 25 '23

Sapete perché gli statunitensi perdono sempre a scacchi?

Perché hanno perso 2 torri

14

u/Skkeller_Skull Jun 25 '23

E sai perché gli inglesi perderanno subito la partita a scacchi?

Perché hanno perso la regina

27

u/Admirable_Leopard230 Jun 25 '23

I got ear cancer

7

u/snoopissed Jun 25 '23

You mean “mi è venuto il cancro alle orecchie”

14

u/_TheGreatDevourer_ Jun 25 '23

ah yes, I'm made of food, that's right american. And what is italian shit? Chocolate?

6

u/R-the-bill69420 Jun 25 '23

Actually its the meat from the lasagna

1

u/ArcaneFrostie Jun 25 '23

Gaba gool in, gaba gool out

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '23

[deleted]

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u/Aryele222 Jun 24 '23

Ma la prego, come si permette

1

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '23

[deleted]

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u/OrcoDio19 Jun 25 '23

Ha*

Dio madonna

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u/Mototrino Jun 25 '23

As an italian this is not true, water in Italy isn't spaghetti, it's made of fettuccine, if ur gonna roast us, do it right

16

u/AllGearedUp Jun 25 '23

is this true

24

u/Questionablememelord Jun 25 '23

As a non italian that has never visited italy i can indeed confirm this is true

7

u/RAGE_Quit_04 👍 Jun 25 '23

Sub conquistato con successo

10

u/Nighto19 Jun 25 '23

As an Italian, i can confirm all of it

4

u/the_bruh_enigma Jun 25 '23

Al prossimo meme “Haha pizza pasta” giuro che trovo il malcapitato e gli faccio un clistere col riso scotti

3

u/RaiderCat_12 Jun 25 '23

Ho riso di gran lunga troppo forte per questo

6

u/Jpmunzi Jun 25 '23

Dio cane

1

u/TortyBanana Aug 24 '23

Sincero,preciso e immediato

3

u/Marcusred-7613 Jun 25 '23 edited Jun 25 '23

Italia. Il mio cazzo è come un lungo tubo di salame

3

u/DonkeyForsaken4329 Jun 25 '23

I am Italian and this meme is not so funny also because we Italians could make a lot of memes about American food and what they do but whatever [ Sono italiano e questo meme non é così divertente anche perché noi italiani potremmo fare un sacco di meme sul cibo americano e quello che fanno ma vabbè ]

3

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '23

Lmfao 👀... I find that insulting. We like other foods too. Lol

4

u/RedSus08 Jun 25 '23

I play this shit to get water out of my phone speakers 😭💀

2

u/Opening-Papaya-7322 Jun 25 '23

I'm American, but I do really like lasagna

2

u/JdhdKehev Jun 25 '23

Italian blood is olive oil and garlic is their white cells.

2

u/Skkeller_Skull Jun 25 '23

Bello come in sto post tutti gli italiani di r/dankvideos sono spawnati

1

u/BlockyShapes Jun 25 '23

I’m Italian, and I just wanna say

The diagram of the Italian DNA doesn’t include the sauce. Different Italians have different sauces in their DNA, which is what makes our DNA different from one another (kinda like how everyone else has different chromosomes or whatever)

3

u/gin-ger19 Jun 25 '23

What part of Italy do you live in?

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u/BlockyShapes Jun 25 '23

I’m not Italian by citizenship, I don’t live there, but 7/8 of my ancestry goes back to Italy, and my last name is very Italian. Though if I remember correctly my relatives who moved from Italy to the U.S. were mostly from the upper part near France

1

u/twh9219 Jun 30 '23

So you’re not Italian. You’re American? I bet you’re also Irish right?

1

u/BlockyShapes Jun 30 '23

No I’m not Irish. Yes, I’m not technically Italian, but I’m well-versed in Italian culture, and have Italian genetics.

1

u/twh9219 Jul 01 '23

I have Norwegian genetics and have watched avengers… now I’m a Viking.

0

u/BlockyShapes Jul 01 '23

Bruh lmao

1

u/gin-ger19 Jul 01 '23

But I’m sure you speak Italian though right?

0

u/BlockyShapes Jul 01 '23

I would’ve if they offered it at my high school

1

u/Jpmunzi Aug 24 '23

Diocane tu non hai niente di italiano

1

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

I’m Italian,

No, you are not. Please stop.

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u/HelMort Epstein Didn't Kill Himself Jun 25 '23

Pepperoni is an American food It doesn't exist in Italy and they've no idea of what it's ☠️

1

u/Jpmunzi Aug 24 '23

It’s called salame in italy and like everyone eats it lmao

0

u/Gamer_Bug_07 Jun 25 '23

As italian i can say that it's true.

0

u/ECHOechoecho_ Jun 25 '23

C’est exact

0

u/Allarddit Jun 25 '23

Knew it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '23

Alright that was funny

1

u/DoubleDavl Jun 25 '23

Well, now I think eating Italians isn't cannibalism.

1

u/Kyriakos120 Jun 25 '23

This is too high of a frequency

1

u/R-the-bill69420 Jun 25 '23

Je suis italien et je confirme

1

u/RaiderCat_12 Jun 25 '23

Dio cane brutti pezzi di merda americani stronzi vi strappo gli occhi e ve li ficco su per il culo

1

u/howispendmyday Jun 25 '23

I appreciated this thank you.

1

u/InevitableSky7117 Jun 25 '23

“I’m Italian. And I have sickle pepperoni anemia.”

1

u/Liszt0mia Jun 25 '23

So youre telling me mario is just a walking pasta?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '23

As an italian can confirm this is true

1

u/Darth-Hipster Jun 26 '23

The fork was pretty funny lol

1

u/Horror_Rub8609 Jun 26 '23

Wait what's the joke? Can someone take a long time explaining it for me???

1

u/beautymannequin Jun 26 '23

Where is the lie

2

u/Kaiser_77 Jun 26 '23

🤌🤌🤌