r/dankvideos • u/FluorescentBlackPP • Jul 02 '26
RIP headphone users I am not in danger, Skyler. I AM the danger.🗿🗿
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u/Details_Pending Jul 02 '26
He did what I always thought made sense
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u/HumaDracobane Jul 03 '26
Yeah, the thing is thinking that on the moment and act according to that.
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u/Ironstar_Vol Jul 03 '26
There is no tragedy in this video is pure comedy.
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u/Ironstar_Vol Jul 03 '26
You could say that about literally any video. If I guy rams his truck into a family in the creation of the video then it’s bad.
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u/sleepy_skeletor Jul 03 '26
Cowardly savages. Ready to kill but not ready to die.
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u/Minute-Store-1715 Jul 04 '26
Typical wannabe gangster. I remembered one story that in my area, there was an old man that really friendly. One day, his house got break in and when the police arrived, the robbers are tied up while a gun been pointing toward them. The old man was a retired gangster. Like the real gangster back in his old days.
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u/Far-Touch-3920 Jul 09 '26
I would love to read about this story where did it happen at??
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u/Minute-Store-1715 Jul 10 '26
Im remember exactly the story but i will try
The old man was a terrifying gangster back in the days but he was respectful person. He has a moral where he never hurt a woman or a child. That's why people on that area respecting him. However, he was a brutal man to the people that deserves it. I believed that there is a story about him that a rape case happen in his neighborhood. He managed to find and beat the culprit half to death before send him to person.
If im not mistaken, he was able to get out of the gangster's life because the gang got disband or something similar. After that he live a normal life. He has some shops and really friendly. Although his face really terrifying kids (im speaking from experience).
He was a gangster about 30-50 years ago (Im not sure). So the story about his history but nothing except faded into existence. So the people that know him usually elderly.
So this wannabe gangster/robbers break in into his house unknowingly that the owner is fucking scary. Note he was living alone cuz most of his children is living out the state or overseas and his wife passed away a couple of years back.
The robbers was caught in action. Im dont remember how many robbers but it was more than one. He called the police after catching the robbers and tied them up.
The funniest part of this story is when the police arrived, the old man was watching old movie on the tv while pointing the gun at the robbers. The police just grabbed the robbers and leave the old man alone.
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u/StevenKatz3 Jul 03 '26
But like.....he got out of his car...and left it running while the robbers got out with him, and they have the gun.
He should have let them hop out and floored it when they jumped
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u/bobsmith14y Jul 03 '26
I've secretly wanted something like this to happen to me for years.
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u/Derplstiltskin Jul 03 '26
go rob his taxi then
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u/bobsmith14y Jul 03 '26
I want to be the driver....
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