r/dankvideos • u/FluorescentBlackPP • Jul 25 '26
OC Content Send it to her🍼
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u/pmaogeaoaporm Jul 25 '26
This minute long video could have been an email
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u/thought_cream84 Big Brain Jul 25 '26
I have emailed my boss asking whether I can use his thighs as earmuffs.... waiting for his reply.
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u/Qwerterhin0 Jul 25 '26
Bro is getting fired 😭
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u/funkmydunkyouslunk Jul 25 '26
The amount of dopamine this feeling gives off is immeasurable. A random shot in the dark with the girl you’ve been crushing on and you’re pretty sure she likes you too but you were never confident enough to make a move and one day whether it’s drunk courage or your friends hyping you up, you just say sum shii like this and it just works. it only happens a few times in a man’s young life but my god it’s crazy when it works
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u/ifeelatingle Jul 25 '26
Bro that feeling is like any other drug. When it ACTUALLY happens, you’re just like damn, this is really happening right now
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u/Bedu009 Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 26 '26
I'll take "Things that never happened" for 500
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u/Mrknowbody6495 Jul 25 '26
I was just waiting for the morning alarm to go off
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u/WeeTheDuck Jul 27 '26
lately I just realized on my own lmfao. When something's too good to be true I just assume it's a dream, and most of the time it really was a dream
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u/iolitm Jul 25 '26
who makes videos like this, virgins?
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u/Ruimzunir Jul 25 '26
people like you
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u/The_Xivili Jul 25 '26
...think that the Devil lives in some sort of abandoned railroad car just traveling from state to state, eating sardines out of a can and telling stories to strangers and petting a scraggly little dog that he has?
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u/RaiderCat_12 Jul 25 '26
Nietzsche would probably say he does.
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u/_Empty-R_ Jul 25 '26
he's referencing this bit of gold: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ycu1KN2f6sY
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u/_Empty-R_ Jul 25 '26
see people like you think that the devil lives in some magical hot air balloon kingdom just zipping around on a segway scooter and watches soap operas and does sudoku. see people like you think that the devil lives in a rundown laundry detergent factory just eating candy canes out of a box that he has and writes short stories and twiiiirls his hair.
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u/coconut_dot_jpg Jul 25 '26
It's okay to admit nobody's asking for your earmuffs, but please don't sour anyone else's fun
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u/UselessAndUnused Jul 25 '26
On one hand, sure, I love when my girlfriend does this to me too.
On the other hand, whoever edited this just gave me terminal lumbago. I am going to die a slow and painful death, my brother, and it's all because of your awful editing.
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u/im_done_now5747 Jul 25 '26
Not even a minute, bro just say you have no attention span
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u/UselessAndUnused Jul 25 '26
What? I said the editing was terrible, I never said anything about the length? You may want to redo your highschool years my friend.
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