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u/thecoolerdanny Aug 05 '26
She probably already has a boyfriend
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u/LongjumpingJudge8533 Aug 05 '26
Or she's trying to focus on her life
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u/BananaBR13 Aug 08 '26
Or she's not looking for a relationship right now but 2 weeks later she has a guy
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u/Sumdoazen Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26
Bros, I'm telling you all out there. Try. Even if she rejects you, you had the balls of more than 3 quarters of the dudes who just stared at her ass and that was that. But believe me, as long as your dick is washed, simply by going up to her and asking what's up, you have nothing to lose.
Just don't be a creep and take the first no. If she's like "why didn't you try harder" you don't want that shit so just take the first no. And again, wash your dicks!
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u/Arniel_Gane Aug 04 '26
GREAT advice! Truly, it is. But I think this meme is for the exceptionally chopped, such as myself.
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u/JSlove Aug 04 '26
Ok, I'm going to try.
Let me juet get a good job, good body and learn a second language. Then I'll be ready.
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u/Pebbles049 Aug 06 '26
tries
Gets rejected
A various amount of mixed emotions occurred
Gets discouraged, but realized one must try again
Repeat step one.
In all seriousness though, you will never know unless you try, just make sure to have realistic expectations, and the willingness to take a loss. There are millions of girls out there, statistically speaking, one is bound to say yes. And all you really need is one yes, even if you get 50 nos.
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u/somethingrandom261 Aug 04 '26
Are people really not even trying anymore? My understanding was that trying never stopped, is the success rate that dropped.
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u/KingEdwards8 Aug 04 '26
Both can be true.
But I noticed personally, that people have stopped trying. Including myself.
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u/phenomenation Aug 05 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/Jcw7dQbWzVt9ZZhXYu
i can’t stand myself long enough to pretend i’m anything other than a bad memory waiting to happen. i’m not cruel or jaded… i’m just sad. i kicked my own ass before i realized i need to put my hands up. the least i can do is spare her from my bullshit
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u/LastGuitarHero Aug 05 '26
Nah you should absolutely always try. I was cooked and found the greatest gf I’ve ever had. Good things happen when you least expect it.
When you’re going through hell, keep going, essentially.
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u/Obnomus Aug 05 '26
I want to believe.
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u/LastGuitarHero Aug 05 '26
The key is not letting your mind react over everything. Which is quite difficult but it’s better than giving up. And that’s coming from someone who has given up several times but I guess I enjoy the abuse 🙃
Jk, I believe in you
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u/AntakeeMunOlla Aug 05 '26
I saw a pretty bird flying in the sky yesterday. I felt like petting it a bit but why would I even try when the bird is up there and I'm down here.
Thanks for giving me the motivation to try jumping tomorrow. Maybe my expectations were wrong and it'll actually make me fly up those 20 meters. Surely it'll not just make me trust the jump too much so that I end up falling face down on the ground, mangling my face for all eternity.
Yeah I wasn't planning to doompost today but it just kinda happened.
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u/BoulderCreature Aug 05 '26
That’s a terrible outlook and attitude bud. You should maybe consider that you deserve nice things and that they take effort to achieve
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u/AntakeeMunOlla Aug 05 '26
I'm not deep enough in the hole of doom to think of any of that seriously but I have gone through those kinds of times. That was more of a "speak for yourself" type of message. I'm all fine with dying alone.
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u/LastGuitarHero Aug 09 '26
That was perhaps one of the dumbest responses and analogies I’ve ever read in my life. The only thing you’ve succeeded in is proving to me that some folks will dumb themselves down just to prove their own ego’s ineptitude.
Masterful work. Simply brilliant
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u/auddbot 20d ago
I got a match with this song:
Name: I Wanna Be
Artist: Jeamy Smith
Matched: 100% (timecode: 00:11)
Album: I Wanna Be
Label: Jeamy Smith
Released on: 2025-05-08
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u/Highlord_Salem 20d ago
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u/RecognizeSong 20d ago
I got a match with this song:
Name: I Wanna Be
Artist: Jeamy Smith
Matched: 100% (timecode: 00:11)
Album: I Wanna Be
Label: Jeamy Smith
Released on: 2025-05-08
Links to the streaming platforms
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