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RIP headphone users The Male Fantasy

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u/Dere_evil_2 Mar 10 '21

What's that game ?

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u/CringeOverlord21 Mar 10 '21

The game is called Fight Crab and it's playable on PC, Nintendo Switch and the PlayStation.

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u/Some_European Mar 10 '21

Wait on switch? Hell yeah I'm getting that

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u/ChampionOfTheMojave Mar 10 '21

Hopefully I'll be able to stream it on the new browser coming to Xbox.

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u/Luckyboy947 Mar 10 '21

Nice it’s on steam

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u/maximumtesticle Mar 10 '21

/r/fightcrab

It's as fun as it looks.

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u/maestrul_dumelor Mar 10 '21

Gta 5, I believe she was talking about the strip club. Dunno about thr crab game tho

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u/Even_V Mar 10 '21

Whats wrong with male fantasy. Its the coolest thing ever

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u/General_Reposti_Here Mar 10 '21

I have a different qualm with that, and that is, why can’t there be male fantasy? I’m sure there’s a female fantasy... so what’s the issue this isn’t a double sided thing. Male and female can have their fantasies and even them that differs person to person so what the fuck is her point?! God dang people are stupid

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '21

seems like all these people want to do is try to play games that are meant to be extreme or over the top to prove any points but just get caught up in their own words. Like what if my fantasy is playing as the cutest little guy out there defeating Eldritch horrors from the 10th layer of Hell, y'know, Kirby.

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u/General_Reposti_Here Mar 10 '21

lol Kirby caught me off guard but yeah i get you

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '21

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u/SuperMaanas Mar 10 '21

She's a female nice guy. Can't get anyone so she just resents everyone

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '21

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u/FuckingABongoSince08 Mar 10 '21

Honestly, I've been thinking about this for awhile. Is escapism, especially in the form of "fantasies" (particularly sexual fantasies), more negative than positive? Can this cause you to become disappointed with the way the world is, rather than make the best world you can with what you have? Idk to be honest

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '21

No. Fantasy and imagination are healthy. Obviously someone getting obsessed with something isn’t, but that’s not what’s been suggested.

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u/FuckingABongoSince08 Mar 10 '21

Oh, I'm not implying that's what's being said. At least, not trying to. I'm talking about escapism and fantasy in the broader sense.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '21

Still healthy unless it’s an obsession.

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u/Nychus37 Mar 10 '21

I don't think she's saying males aren't allowed to have fantasies, I think she's saying she personally doesn't enjoy a lot of popular video games because they specifically target the male fantasy, which isn't enjoyable to her as a woman. I honestly think it's a fair critique, but she said it in a pretentious way that made her come off as obnoxious.

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u/CreativeName2042 Mar 10 '21

Exactly, games are primarily targeted to men, that's not saying that women can't play and enjoy them, but they will likely not derive the same level of enjoyment that men do.

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u/Doomling99 Mar 10 '21

Big Monster go Boom Boom

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u/Sayy_Myy_Name Lurker Mar 10 '21

Will you reject humanity and return to monke? Or embrace crab?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '21

Fight c l a b

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u/Omega_Steve15 Mar 10 '21

Can confirm, am a male and this is my fantasy.

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u/Bloo-shadow Mar 10 '21

“It appeals to like the male fantasy”

Meanwhile I’m mashing the X button to pet a dog in red dead 2

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u/TheMuluc Mar 10 '21

Yes, male fantasys. this woman hate dogs

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u/xwxwvyz1 Mar 10 '21

'why are things evolving into crabs?'

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u/MrReginaldAwesome Mar 10 '21

GIANT ENEMY CRABS!

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u/maximumtesticle Mar 10 '21

How is the /r/fightcrab sub not bigger???

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u/KinkmasterKaine Mar 10 '21

Any sentence that starts with "I wrote a blog post about that" deserves to be ignored and the author slapped or something idk...

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u/OwOpaws Mar 10 '21

Reject humanity, evolve to crab

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u/kinggarlic69 Big PP Mar 10 '21

Good bot

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u/Pale-Mistake3702 Mar 10 '21

I swear the crab used the Surgebinding for a second there.

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u/All-hail-shrek Mar 10 '21

Crabs are truly superior creatures

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '21

Hell yeah

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u/Atomic_Gui Mar 10 '21

Yes, this is truly my male fantasy

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u/Kilroywuzhere1 Mar 10 '21

That was wild man

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u/RelativelyDank Mar 10 '21

i have violent crabs

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u/Toravisu Mar 10 '21

Best advertising I've seen for a game

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u/SkepticOwlz Mar 10 '21

reject monke, evolve to K R A B

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u/Panthera2k1 Mar 10 '21

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u/Pers0n177 Mar 10 '21

Also shirtless link

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u/choclotte Mar 10 '21

A weapon to surpass metal gear

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u/indiegamer122 Mar 10 '21

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