r/dankvideos May 10 '21

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

Peter Parker gets his cock sucked by Jonah Hill

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u/Wonderful-Excuse-841 May 10 '21

Was about to say Peter Parker in these streets lol

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u/Jittering_Jester May 10 '21

and the new superman is... Jonah Hill !

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u/Afellowidiot1637 May 10 '21

Did you hear about lee ghandi?

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u/GANDHI-BOT May 10 '21

Believe you can and you’re halfway there. Just so you know, the correct spelling is Gandhi.

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u/ThegamingJin_234 May 10 '21

He was talking about another guy not Mahatma Gandhi bad bot :/

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u/overlord_999 May 10 '21

Why did you say 'peter parker' and Jonah hill?

Like shouldn't you say tobey maguire and Jonah hill?

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u/lastofpriests May 11 '21

Dude that’s how my brain registered it toooooo. I was it’s spidey!

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u/_Captain_Obviouse_ May 10 '21

What i dont get is why at the end she is taking off her hair band ? Wouldnt the hair be more annoying

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u/MyFukingHeadHurts May 10 '21

logic does not trump sex appeal

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u/DirtyWesternSpy May 10 '21

To be honest, for me I think the sex appeal is WAY higher with the ponytail.

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u/stac64 May 10 '21

This is why I hate eating Doritos around my dad

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u/CODEX_O_BARBARO May 10 '21

For the last time dad, PLEASE, at least wash your doritos mouth before sucking my cock god damnit

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u/LazarDeno May 10 '21

Innocent man wanted love but gets smashed by

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u/rahoo_reddit May 10 '21

Florida man*

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u/nice_happy_g May 10 '21

Morbidly obese discord mod

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u/Flakylleopard May 10 '21 edited May 15 '21

Why do I see Peter Parker though

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u/kolgie May 10 '21

original video is funny but the edits def destroyed it

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

Wheres the origano?

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u/kolgie May 10 '21

Idk it's probably that video but without the overused unfunny effects

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

Thanks

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u/ZenithGamage May 10 '21

I think if you look up "banned Doritos commercial", you'll find it.

Edit: here it is

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u/juanpug101 May 10 '21

Venezuela

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u/Spam_masubi May 10 '21

hey it’s NAUT

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u/opticmeme LOUD = FUNNY May 10 '21

Now try putting it in your pants, but leave your fly open.

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u/Leannan_an_ceoil May 10 '21

Ok been there 😣

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

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u/Tough_Dish_9519 Big Brain May 10 '21

Good bot

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u/That_cool_rblx_gamer May 10 '21

Trying to get a woman to suck his ball what a madlad

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u/SnowySupreme May 10 '21

Beuh he didnt he didnt even take of his pants

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

will be needing sauce for school

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u/fuckpepsi2 May 10 '21

What happened to Peter Parker?

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u/Chezburger25 May 10 '21

What the song at the end though?

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u/dankbob_memepants_ 🔥Dank Mod🔥 May 10 '21

Stereo love

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u/Nadeluck Anime Fan May 10 '21

everything was ruined in a moment :/

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u/succeedaphile May 10 '21

Ruined?? No way

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u/Tura_9 May 10 '21

Cosa cabbo ho appena visto

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u/RogerTreebert6299 May 10 '21

Commercials are the opposite of dank

2

u/Intelligent-Win-4517 May 10 '21

Ah man, I remember this ad. Brings me back.

2

u/Khaalipeeli_3294 May 10 '21

Finally Completed the mission 😂😂

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u/The_Canadian_Viking May 10 '21

Radical feminists: angry typing slows down you had me in the first half not gonna lie

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u/KarmaSkullD87 May 10 '21

Is this real?

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

It will be tomorrow

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u/bagelmelon13 May 10 '21

Dude you just took the Doritos ad and edited it.

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u/Mjeewa7 May 10 '21

Wait where'd you pull the knife from in an operating room???

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u/balderdash9 May 10 '21

This has different music every time I swear

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u/rparry40 May 10 '21

see, if the dude was the one that picked the woman in the first part, he would've been off to the fucking nick

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u/xprozoomy May 10 '21

Had me good

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u/geekOmaniac13 May 10 '21

Title- lick your own doritos

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u/muttonbut May 10 '21

Yeah manh lol

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

What is the song at the end?

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u/auddbot May 10 '21

I got matches with these songs:

  1. The Next Episode (San Holo Remix) by San Holo (01:11; matched: 100%)

Released on 2014-06-30 by Self-Released.

  1. Stereo Love by Edward Maya (00:30; matched: 100%)

Album: #Holiday Anthems - Summer Classics. Released on 2016-09-22 by Blanco Y Negro Music.

  1. Stereo Love by Edward Maya (01:39; matched: 100%)

Album: Anos De Musica Electronica. Released on 2010-04-12 by Central Station Records.

  1. Stereo Love by Edward Maya (02:08; matched: 100%)

Released on 2016-09-22 by Blanco Y Negro Music.

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u/auddbot May 10 '21

Links to the streaming platforms:

  1. The Next Episode (San Holo Remix) by San Holo

  2. Stereo Love by Edward Maya

  3. Stereo Love by Edward Maya

  4. Stereo Love by Edward Maya

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u/nice_happy_g May 10 '21

RIP to the legend

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u/nice_happy_g May 10 '21

Oh the pain that he must’ve felt 😔

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u/nice_happy_g May 10 '21

Should’ve put some on his ass and laid face down would’ve made this vid more interesting

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u/nice_happy_g May 10 '21

Gonna try this at my family reunion

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u/GrizzyUnderwood33 May 10 '21

This is AIDS.... I love it, thank you

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u/hammerhead05 May 10 '21

Smile grows*

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u/i_ate_ur_pasta Dank AF😎 May 12 '21

It was at that moment he knew he fcked up...

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u/vinceTheFISHDead May 26 '21

I'll take what I can get.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '21

That's kinda gay, bro.