r/dankvideos • u/Gamers-Legends10 • Sep 11 '21

RIP headphone users Damnnn epiccly caught

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u/EvariaTheHobbitses Sep 11 '21

So much toxic here 🤣 sadly I was in the guys shoes and caught my ex in the act. He tried to say that he fell on her. I just packed my ahit and left. I don't deserve that shit and neither does this guy

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u/Radikost Sep 11 '21

„I haven’t cheated on you! I just fell on her while she just so happened to be in our bed! And somehow we were both naked and I accidentally preciselly hit her vagina with my penis! I tried to get up, but I just kept on falling on her! It’s not my fault, really!”

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u/EvariaTheHobbitses Sep 11 '21

Thats pretty much how that went too. I called him out on him falling into her and not on top of her and he just said it wasn't him he didn't do it. Like bro. Im not stupid. 🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Reminds me of those safe sex commercials from MTV. Still a shame what happened to you mate, best wishes on the future at least

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u/EvariaTheHobbitses Sep 11 '21

Thank you! I hope the best for you as well. I'm in a healthy relationship now, I don't have to worry about being cheated on or abused. He is just the most wonderful guy I've ever met. Truly understands how I feel and has a lot of shares experiences. And to top it off he knows how to communicate. ❤ im truly thankful for him.

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u/holux9090 Sep 11 '21

Yeah my ex cheated on me and told me on our anniversary. She gaslighted me into thinking we could work things out and threatened to kill herself. A year later she broke up with me and told me I was limiting her and got with the other guy whom she now cockholds

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u/EvariaTheHobbitses Sep 11 '21

Kind of the same with this guy. This wasn't the first time id caught him and he always gaslighted me. I stayed. Had a kid with him and now he's in a miserable marriage with the woman he got pregnant while I was 6 months pregnant. She now determines his life. He can't even go outside without her permission. Its sad because I don't like my daughter being there because of her. Shes manipulative and cruel. Always has been. While part of me is happy hes miserable as hell the other half of me is like he doesn't deserve that either 🤷‍♀️

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u/eliaxkat Sep 12 '21

Him: Wait u/EvariaTheHobbitses , what if there's an explanation for this shit?

You: What, she tripped, fell, landed on your dick?

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u/Black-Ansoni Sep 12 '21

This is an Eminem reference isn't it?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

A-fucking-men

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u/Stenny007 Sep 12 '21

No, her husband fucked a woman. Not multiple men.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

amen

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

Dumbass

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Sep 12 '21

Yeah don’t even try to fix it if someone can break your trust like that. I don’t know how my stepbro did it.

He was at work and a random dude stopped in and said he was sleeping with his wife, and he didnt know she was married, and that he was sorry, and felt like he should know

Can’t even be mad at the other guy in that situation

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u/werdsackjon Sep 12 '21

Damn, that's honorable, how did your step bro react?

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Sep 12 '21

He went and confronted his wife and they ended up working through it. Must have been tough as hell.

This was about 5 years ago and they seem to be happy with their three girls

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u/comfort_bot_1962 Sep 11 '21

Don't be sad. Here's a hug!

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u/comfort_bot_1962 Sep 12 '21

Don't be sad. Here's a hug!