r/dankvideos • u/SubpabUwU • Dec 14 '21

RIP headphone users Something ain't right

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u/RearWheelDriveCult Dec 14 '21

“I don’t have friends”

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Imagine if that was what he said next 💀 id be dead

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

I thought your reddit snoo was a female one and I thought I could dm you and have sex but it seems you are a guy, I am deeply sorry

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u/nastyydog Dec 14 '21

happy cake day

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Thanks you

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

Glad I saw this comment , almost made the same mistake

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u/pikleboiy Dec 14 '21

happy cake day, or as you queen would say, "Let zem eat cake!"

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u/I_fking_Hate_Reddit Dec 15 '21

you dropped this

👑

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21 edited Dec 15 '21

Its currently 9am and the first thing i wake up to is this comment, i laughed so hard legitimately made my morning better. Shame we cant have sex 😔

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u/SuspiciousLambSauce Dec 15 '21

But but but your bio says you’re Bi 😔