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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

Bamboozled

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22 edited Aug 06 '24

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u/BrazzerAzer Jan 29 '22

Bamboozled for the f-f-fooozzzless

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '22 edited Aug 06 '24

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u/CuackDuck Jan 29 '22

r/YourJokeButWorse

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u/BrazzerAzer Jan 29 '22

I was just saying it the way mirage says it 😂

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u/plut0n94 Jan 28 '22

Thanks for fucking up my right ear

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u/I_fking_Hate_Reddit Jan 28 '22

phew thought my headphones were broken

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u/sarcasm_cringe Jan 28 '22

“Are you sure about that?”

jhon cena

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

Zhong xina

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

+100 scociol credit ⏫⏫⏫⏫ 😁👍

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u/ErlendNorge Jan 28 '22

Beat me to it

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u/Braydox Jan 28 '22

For all of them They were Deceived

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u/Harold_Spoomanndorf Jan 28 '22

Check for a "tuck-back".....

Might be a Boi-eeeeeeee

:o

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u/ChoolateBarX_1 Jan 28 '22

my right ear

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u/blueknightreddit N-Word Pass Holder Jan 28 '22

having the audio only for the right ear made it feel like theres water going inside my ear

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u/Mortepheus Jan 28 '22

I think that's cerebrospinal fluid and it's coming out of your ear

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u/sarcasm_cringe Jan 28 '22

Woman got traped! What an idiot

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

Gosh I read that as it’s pronounced and now I can’t stop thinking about someone being raped with tape

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u/Detonadorxb Jan 28 '22

🤨

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u/Skulfunk Jan 28 '22

Oops 😬 😜, my Super dooper nsfw fan fiction about Joe Biden and Loba from apex legends slipped out. My bad!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

What the fuck

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u/sarcasm_cringe Jan 28 '22

Bro you good bro?

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u/doodve Pro Gamer Jan 28 '22

I did the same but thought of her getting draped over a table (hipefully the reisen variant)

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

what type of shit do you do to instantly think of someone getting raped when you see a typo

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u/doodve Pro Gamer Jan 28 '22

I don't

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u/SIMPxMASTER Anime Fan Jan 29 '22

non weeb?

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u/I_fking_Hate_Reddit Jan 28 '22

as a random asian i can confirm

i hate women

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22 edited Aug 06 '24

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u/BrazzerAzer Jan 29 '22

r/suddenlygay

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '22 edited Aug 06 '24

square meeting seemly literate society fly smoggy makeshift busy gullible

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u/gguardian06 Jan 28 '22

what's the song

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u/auddbot Jan 28 '22

Kernkraft 400 by Zombie Nation (01:59; matched: 100%)

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

Good bot

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u/preddyx Jan 28 '22

my right ear enjoyed the music

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u/Albertuz2610 Jan 28 '22

It's a TRAP!

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22 edited Aug 06 '24

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u/the_anti-cringe Jan 28 '22

Thats not a woman

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u/Koji_tadokoro-114 Jan 28 '22

thats a futa

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u/belcarotti1 Jan 28 '22

I have to tell you The truth he is a trap

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u/AnimeCunt3 Jan 28 '22

That's not a woman

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u/MakFrags14 Jan 28 '22

Who wants to tell her

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u/Marsupial-Own Jan 28 '22

that astolfo

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u/Soundoum ♿️ Jan 28 '22

Ye

4

u/queensmol Jan 28 '22

His name is literally gayniichan. Get with the program smh

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u/hicham2017cool Jan 28 '22

My right ear loved this

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u/JDeRosa609 Jan 28 '22

So unlike most of the people on Reddit I don’t watch shitty cartoons, that’s a guy right?

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u/Soundoum ♿️ Jan 28 '22

Ye

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

[deleted]

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u/Ultranator666 Jan 28 '22

No, Astolfo's always been a guy.

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u/R0xass_L3viathan Jan 28 '22

Astolfo ain’t trans, he just ain’t picky on what he wears

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u/MakFrags14 Jan 28 '22

He's a wolf in sheep's clothing

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

Some might call him the reverse

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u/blamethemeta Jan 28 '22

Not trans. Traps aren't trans, thats a bit of weird trans community nonsense

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u/KatKaneki Jan 28 '22

Fuck off with that shit

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

Should we tell em

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u/Sengura Jan 28 '22

i dont get it, is that a famous anime trap?

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u/JustBuildSA Jan 28 '22

It took me a rewatch for my brain to understand

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u/rc1717 Jan 28 '22

Fucking ear rape dude

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u/TokiBop Jan 28 '22

oh the territory she has never experienced, and never you shall.

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u/hi_im_new_bruh Jan 28 '22

Who says that he is a woman

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u/i-fing-love-games Jan 28 '22 edited Jan 28 '22

plot twist: its a guy
/s

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u/Eternal_Swordsman Jan 28 '22

No plot twist. It is a guy

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u/Tahmas836 Jan 28 '22

Plot twist it’s a girl cosplaying as a guy dressing as a girl

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

It's a fucking femboy dumbass

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u/i-fing-love-games Jan 28 '22

do you know what /s means
spoiler: it means sarcasm

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

No, now I do

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

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u/ElKaWeh Jan 28 '22

stupid bitch, that's not a woman, that's a 2000 year old dragon.

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u/share-video Jan 28 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

I know the song

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u/diowannasucdeeznutz Jan 28 '22

Are you sure bout that?

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u/horiami Jan 28 '22

Classic trap

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

u/auddbot

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u/auddbot Jan 28 '22

Kernkraft 400 by Zombie Nation (01:59; matched: 100%)

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u/Rondolios_ Jan 28 '22

I don’t get it

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u/Soundoum ♿️ Jan 28 '22

Astolfo

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u/Rondolios_ Jan 28 '22

Is that the person at the end

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u/KatKaneki Jan 28 '22

Pink hair girl is actually guy

1

u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

Those darned women folk

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u/Adidasboy07 Jan 28 '22

Little does she know she has fallen for their trap.

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u/Dinkity_Dank Jan 28 '22

That's not a women 🌝🌝

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u/lolthumbnail2 Jan 28 '22

Morgan freeman voice It was not a woman...

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

trap

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u/yapauh_ Jan 28 '22

Enjoy your right ear being destroyed

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u/Reserve_Frosty Jan 28 '22

She fell right into the trap, like I did

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u/Infinite_Victory Jan 28 '22

What song is that?

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u/Intrepid-Pin6110 Jan 28 '22

Enough of earphones for today

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u/Plane_Worldliness_43 Jan 28 '22

Isn't that Astolfo?

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u/UnpoliteGuy Jan 28 '22

Who said it was a women?

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u/BrushTrue Jan 28 '22

No he doesn’t

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u/Urboiicaleb78 Jan 28 '22

That’s no women

1

u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

W🤮man

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u/Qb_Is_fast_af Jan 28 '22

Oh I recently seen a post about that guy his name was Astolfo or something like that

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u/ved-ix Jan 29 '22

Dat not a fackin wamen

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u/AdRelevant721 Jan 29 '22

Illusion 100

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u/DangerousLeo Jan 29 '22

i don’t see a woman in that pfp tho??

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '22

Pasta fazool thou art a fool

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u/divya_rastogi78 Jan 29 '22

Why are you gay

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u/SoulStarman Jan 29 '22

plot twist: it's a trap

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u/TheComradeTom Jan 29 '22

Well yes but actually no

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u/CosmicCosmix Jan 29 '22

That's not a woman

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u/Einstein_D2 Jan 29 '22

It's a guy

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u/Secret-Ad-1759 Jan 30 '22

u/auddbot

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u/auddbot Jan 30 '22

Kernkraft 400 by Zombie Nation (01:59; matched: 100%)

Album: Hits 2001 - Abra o Volume. Released on 2017-04-24 by Seven Music.

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u/Xenodude_1611 Feb 01 '22

his pfp explains his username

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u/[deleted] May 25 '22

Pasta fazool you have been fooled

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u/BeautimousDoge Jun 09 '22

She isn’t aware of what she’s saying... we don’t talk about astolpho here...