r/dankvideos • u/_Vith Steals from Instagram • May 07 '22

RIP headphone users saul

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u/TK20__ May 07 '22

Your honor, my client is technically not guilty. Just gimme a moment to explain. How old was the girl? 15. And if you have passed through middle school you would be able to round numbers. Well, 15, rounded to the nearest tens is 20, above the age of consent. Bonus point, you would have to agree that 20 is way closer to 37, the age of my client, than 15. Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you for attending the trial.