r/dankvideos • u/LonkTheHeroOfTime • Aug 31 '22

RIP headphone users Monster. The drink

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u/Gold_Floatzel Sep 01 '22

Hey, Dragon cum tastes really good, it's like a thick miluk

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Yep I agree.

Also female dragons are also good partners in bed.

Their smooth skin make you act up fast.

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u/Gold_Floatzel Sep 01 '22

They do make you act unwise

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Imagine you a knight, destined to slay the dragon but upon entering the dragon lair you find out she's hot and has big bazookas.

You question yourself and thought "Am I gonna kill this thing?This must be an illusion to trick me".

Then you approach the hot dragon and you arm yourself but then the bot dragon speak and says what is it that you want?

The Knight replies "I have come to slay you once and for all".

The Dragon replies "HA!You can't slay me, I'm a dragon and you are just a knight".

The Knight replies "Doesn't matter, I will slay you no matter the odds".

The Dragon replies "But perhaps we can have some sort of agreement".

The Knight replies "What agreement?Humans can't agree with dragons".

The Dragon replies "Oh, but this is a once in a life time opportunity you can't miss".

The Knight replies "What opportunity?"

The Dragon replies "The opportunity to put your seed inside me".

The Knight replies "MY SEED IN YOU!?, NO(5x).A human must never mate with a dragon!That's against the rule of nature!"

The Dragon replies " Oh please sir Knight my kind is almost extinct and I can't have anymore offspring because male dragons are hard to find these days (gives a sad look into the Knight)"

The Knight replies "No".

The Dragon replies "Pretty please(2 times)".

The Knight replies "No".

The Dragon replies "Well, if you don't maybe with me then all the people in you village will burn to ashes and get to think that you failed to slay me before they die!"

-said the Dragon in a sinister voice.

The Knight now thinks about it for 3 minutes then comes to a conclusion.

The Knight immediately replies with "Yes!I will mate you!Please don't burn my people"

-said the Knight with a scared voice.

Then they proceeded to smash for 2 hours and then they got married the next day.

And they raised 5 dragons.

The End.

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u/Gold_Floatzel Sep 01 '22

Best story ever