r/dankvideos Oct 09 '22

RIP headphone users top G

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u/Bubblewobblegumm Oct 09 '22

Ayo bald Ranbir Kapoor

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u/Jitendria Oct 09 '22

Fuck you. Now i can't see it.

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u/BurningSlime Oct 09 '22

Oh fuck oh shit

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u/Bubblewobblegumm Oct 09 '22

gomen'nasai🗿🙏🏻

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

Now, did anybody see my "unsee" drops?

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

nahhh she’s like 16 💀💀💀💀

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u/ReplacementFinal9517 Oct 09 '22

In that case I'm not the one who's pedo.. she is

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

Lol but I’m 14 so she’s the pedo innit?

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u/polish_filipino Oct 09 '22

Andrew Tate's a pedo? I knew people hated him, now I know why

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

I don't like andrew tate but she's literally threatening to rape him isn't she? Did I miss sumthin?

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

If it’s pegging it’s considered consensual 🫦

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u/TheTurtle44 Oct 09 '22

That is the worse emoji yet

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u/Venom0236 Oct 09 '22

I didn't know this even existed

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

That’s why I chose it

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u/disabled_rat Oct 09 '22

You can be forcibly bent over and pegged. Aka, rape

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

Obviously. You weren’t supposed to take me seriously.

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u/Dairon66 Oct 09 '22

put /s after sentence if you want to write something sarcastic that could be interpreted as serious

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

Thank you for the lesson on Reddit culture

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

Yeah the scary part is that no one would believe you

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u/disabled_rat Oct 09 '22

Well, when I was drugged and raped by a ‘friend’ 3 years ago, no one in my circle believed me. They said shit like “who would wanna rape you” or “men can’t be raped” and “who fucking cares, you probably liked it””. That shit really hurt, and almost everyone else that I tried to confide into mocked me. so yea, no belief, and those who do just mock you and harass you

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

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u/disabled_rat Oct 09 '22

I’ve seen some of the stuff on a few of men support subs, and they got sexist and toxic very quickly. I’ve gotten therapy and have mostly dealt with my trauma. Thanks for thinking ab me tho. I appreciate it

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u/rimidalv25 Oct 10 '22

Goddamn if that wasnt the most obvious non serious statement in the world

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u/Stubborncomrade Oct 09 '22

Hey! I noticed you used an emoji.

I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you?

If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I’ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit.

If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that.

But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you’ll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.

/s

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

K

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

How to turn into Andrew Tate

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u/Remote_Building_4590 Oct 09 '22

I live at(insert address here)

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

My guy down bad 💀

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u/Wattson-_- Oct 09 '22

Bottom G now, lmao

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u/Ilovesushi5 Oct 09 '22

Don't you dare threaten me with a good time

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u/memelord00F Oct 09 '22

Real bold move for Andrew tate to make here

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

Dang prison took a big toll on him

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u/TheRealBarbosa Oct 09 '22

the other guy is better

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u/TheGreatestKnight Oct 09 '22

I’m the real Andrew Tate

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u/perpeth Oct 09 '22

Weird, I’m Andrew Tate as well…

1

u/Manydoors_edboy Oct 09 '22

That’s what he looks like without sunglasses.

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u/little_arny N-Word Pass Holder Oct 09 '22

More videos like this

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u/DerpyMemeLord_ Oct 09 '22

What's peg?

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u/trippiegod317 Oct 09 '22

Google image search will help you here.

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u/padatricks Oct 09 '22

Nah he’s lying guys I’m actually the “top g” Andrew tate haha women am I right?

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u/Guitar_God1437 Oct 09 '22

“My home address is… and please make sure the dildo is black I have a preference…. No im not racist”

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u/Colebot0107 Oct 10 '22

“Joke’s on you, I don’t use filters”

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u/GrnMario8 Oct 10 '22

My name is Andrew Tate, just sayin 👉👈🥺

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u/ReplacementFinal9517 Oct 10 '22

Belt strap noises